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lowqualitykillua · 1 year
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Leorio: Hey can I have a fry?
Killua: I dun' know. Can you?
Leorio: Killua I swear GOD-
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lowqualitykillua · 1 year
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Gon: *Sobbing at the computer*
Kurapika: Holy- whats wrong with him???
Killua: His dog died
Gon, sobbing harder: His name was Dad. He wasn't supposed to leave me!
Kurapika: You don't have a dog though-
Gon: NOT ANYMORE I DON'T
Killua: It was his Minecraft dog
Kurapika:
Kurapika: I don't know why I bother with you people.
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lowqualitykillua · 1 year
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Killua and Gon: KURPIKA LEOREO LOOK LOOK
Leorio: Killua I swear if you bring another cat into this house-
Killua, holding up kittens: I HAVE 5 THIS TIME
Leorio: No.
Kurapika: Well-
Leorio: nO-
Kurapika: bUt CaT-
Leorio: NO MORE CATS!
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lowqualitykillua · 2 years
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Killua, holding a bowl of cereal and a coffee pot: What if instead of putting milk in my cereal I put coffee instead?
Gon, slowly taking away the coffee and replacing it with milk: But what if you didn't?
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lowqualitykillua · 2 years
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Gon: Baby <3
Killua: I am an elite assassin trained in the art of killing, I cannot die by poison. People fear my name. You cannot simply call me "Baby".
Gonna: Murder baby <3
Killua: Thank you.
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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Kurapika: Yeah I work at Apple
Gon: Applebees'?
Killua: Get me a new phone
Gon: They sell phones at Applebees?????
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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Killua: You can win any argument if you say no to everything.
Gon: .... What is 2+2
Killua: No.
Gon: You are really good with a yo-yo
Killua: .... No.
Gon: You Hate everyone in your family except Alluka-
Killua: No.
Killua: Wait.
Killua: GON-
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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Killua: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
Gon: No, I don't like the way it tastes
Killua: Okay- wait you eat shaving cream???
Gon: No why would I eat it If I don't like the way it tastes???
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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ITS THE GREEN BEANS BIRTHDAY AND YOU KNOW WE CELEBRATING!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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:>
This is my discord
I stream on here and do art! We also have fun events and talk about shows and stuff! I welcome you all!! I hope to see you soon!!
https://discord.gg/Sdzqasthe2
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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this killed me
machi: what’s it like being tall?
feitan: is it nice?
kalluto: can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
uvogin: we live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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Killua: I hate everyone and everything stay away from me
Killua after Gon: There is one acceptable mortal but I'm still not sure he's human so my statement stands
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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A tribute to my kitty, who died 2021, Tuesday February 16. Mimosa was her name and napping was her game. A real life pusheen, I miss you dearly my love, and I hope to see you on the other side. Someday, we will meet again where the stars shine brightest.
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Farewell, my dearest best friend, the journey was sweet, and I love you lots. Till we meet again.
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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No one:
Me when I realise one hour too late that I have a zoom:
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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Gon: Where were you when my meme only got four likes!?
Killua: Making four accounts Bro.
Gon: Bro
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lowqualitykillua · 3 years
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Killua: How many fingers am I holding up?
Gon: None.
Killua: Gon. Gon it’s five.
Gon: No, your holding up your hand. Not your fingers
Killua:
Killua: Gon-
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