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Biscuit: So what are you going to do when you finally find your dad?

Gon: That's easy! I'll introduce him to Killua!

Killua: Huh?

Gon: As my boyfriend!

Killua: *blushes* That's the first thing you’re going to say after not seeing him all these years dumbass?

Gon: Well, yeah? That's the most important thing that's happened recently, right?

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Itadori: Um, this is totally off topic, but can I kiss you?

Fushguro, blushing: We're in the middle of a battle Yuuji!

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Nanami: We are here today to celebrate the unconventional love of Getou Suguru and Gojo Satoru. Nanami: I've know you both a long time and it has been a true pleasure to watch your childish, distracting rivalry devolve into a childish, distracting courtship and now into what I am sure will be a childish, distracting marriage. I'm proud of you. Getou: I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said.

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Fushiguro: I lost focus and accidentally developed a consensual friendship

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Nanami, while drunkingly stopping a robbery: Oh I see you have a knife. But what you really need is an umbrella. Haibara, in the background: Tell em why! Tell em why Nanami! Nanami: Cause there's about to be a fucking storm that's gonna rain down on you!

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Nanami: I know things aren't exactly where you want to be right now . . . but I promise you they will improve.

Itadori: *holding back tears* Thank you Nanami-sensei.

Nanami: Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #source: brooklyn nine nine #nanami kento #itadori yuuji

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Daichi: Apologies for my tardiness everyone. I have not been sleeping well.

Oikawa: Have you tried a weighted blanket? It's like two guys holding you down while you sleep.

Kuroo: Oikawa, blink once if you're in trouble and need assistance. Blink twice if you're just a freak.

Oikawa: *winks five times*

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Sukuna to Yuuji: Sometimes it's okay to be the villain in the made up stories people have going on in their minds. Cause I'm okay being the villain in your story . . . cause you're a clown in mine. A whole ass clown.

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Gojo to the higher ups: I'm going to let the universe fix you, because if I fix you, I'm going to jail.

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Megumi: I don't know why everyone is always surprised that elephants, bison, and hippos attack people who try to take pictures with them.

Maki: Yeah, they're not gentle, they're fucking vegetarians.

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Fushiguro: You are so self-centered.

Sukuna: Who else am I supposed to be centred on?

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Gojo: Whenever someone tells me they’re pregnant I’m like “woah, a cream pie? In this economy?”

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Atsumu: I saw Iwaizumi-san was on a date last night.

Atsumu: With someone who wasn't you.

Oikawa: Well it's not like I care what Iwa-chan does in his freetime.

Oikawa: Besides, I already have a boyfriend. But he's not on social media, cause he's camera shy. Plus he goes to a different school.

Atsumu: We're not in school anymore.

Oikawa: *Proceeds to strangle Atsumu with his mask*

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Haikyuu Characters on Mother's Day

Cooks breakfast in bed and makes hug-mom-coupons: Sugawura, Yamaguchi, Morisuke, Tananka

Attempts to cook and almost burns the house down: Kageyama

Takes her out to brunch: Atsumu snd Tsukishima

Spend the day shopping together: Oikawa, Komori, and Asahi

Asks mom to help make mother's day present: Lev, Yachi, and Nishinoya

Buys gifts for mom, aunts, grandmas, partner's mom, work mom, and mom friends: Bokuto, Kuroo,

Cooks a beautiful dinner complete with a homemade cake: Akaashi, Osamu, Kiyoomi and Takeda

Has two moms, two presents, two sets of flowers, and three breakfast trays (they all have breakfast in bed): Hinata

Takes mother day very fucking seriously: Iwaizumi, Sawamura, and Ushijima

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Hathor: This is a safe space to share if you have been exploited by Khonsu.

Marc: *screams*

Steven, crying: I just want to be a museum tour guide!

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