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#incorrect yandere quotes
kiame-sama · 9 months
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Yandere Illumi; ... so...
Darling; Don't.
Yandere Illumi; ... I just want to know why you won't let me eat you out in the mornings?
Darling; God damn it, Illumi, we are at the table!
Yandere Illumi's Family; *politely not reacting or engaging*
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yandereloveraw · 9 months
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My yandere shapeshifter self insert: I made sure that I can be whatever you want me to be. I can change anything about myself that you don't like, okay? Just let me know, and I can do that for you. ♡
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Petty mc #4
*everyone playing the guessing game in HOL*
MC: alright guys guess who am I?
Everyone: okay!
MC: *starts to slouch* ""yeah Lilith died because of God , now I'll never forgive humans , even though they have nothing to do with it!!"" *Starts to fake strangle themselves*
Everyone:
MC: alright guess now that was a pretty good acting !
Belphie: *sweating* I don't like this game anymore.....
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Wanda and Natasha walk into the diner and wrap Y/N in a hug…
Natasha: hey Y/N what’s wrong?
Y/N: my date never showed up
Wanda: oh detka. We will make it all feel better
Natasha: that girl wasn’t worth your time.
Y/N: wait! How would you know?
Wanda: I may have used some magic on her to make sure she wouldn’t show up
Y/N: what?!
Natasha: shh…you’re all ours now
Wanda: (purrs) we’ll be better girlfriends than she ever could be.
Y/N: o-okay
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oc incorrect quotes #5
y/n: cotton dear, I think you should-
Cotton: kick me out and I will k!ll myself.
Y/n: ...
1 hour later
*cotton sighs happily as he burried his face into y/n's chest, the latter staring off into the void with a deadpanned look*
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harmonysanreads · 8 months
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Reader : Is something burning?
Lyney : Just my burning love for you, darling~
Reader : Lyney, the toaster is on fire.
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luxthestrange · 10 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#569 Yandere
Yuu: Sooo... what do you normally do in your free time?
Neige*Flutters eyeslashes cutely*Stalk.
Yuu: Really? I enjoy going for walks and gaming
Neige: I know~
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Y/N, looks at König :
König, covered with blood & high adrenaline : ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა
Y/N, wants to back out but can’t :
Y/N, takes a deep breath :
Y/N : Alright, we’re going to improve our relationship in this team by telling each other——
König, high on adrenaline :
König, starts waving his knife like a madman : I would kill for you! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡🔪
König, giggles : (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)
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kiame-sama · 8 months
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Yandere Raphael: I could always give you everything you yearn for.
Darling: Can I have a decent night's rest?
Yandere Raphael: um...
Darling: how about a sense of self worth? A peaceful death? A relaxing evening?
Yandere Raphael: ... you do know what 'everything' means, yes?
Darling: ... so can you, or can't you?
Yandere Raphael: *muttering to himself* I have fallen for an idiot.
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talkbycolor · 5 months
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Mychael, sighing: i've never had a real friend before.
MC: i can be your friend.
Mychael:
Mychael: i've also never had a partner.
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doumadono · 1 year
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MC: *petting satan's head* You're beautiful....and capable of great things...
Satan: *holding a knife* .....like murder...
MC: *sweating* ...don't do that though....
Satan: unless it's completely necessary
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Lucifer in the corner listening their talks: ......
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Y/n: You think you're smarter than everyone else Five: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am Diego: Cocky bastard for a guy who's mentally 40+ years older than his girlfriend Five: Fuck off- I know where you sleep asshole Diego: And I know where your girlfriend sleeps Five: Are you threatening my girlfriend? Diego, rubbing your head: I could never hurt this cute head. But I could hurt you
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OMG!!
how would the yanderes react if their darling pulled a prank for april fools where they pretend to cheat??
(if you don’t feel comfortable with the cheating prompt, maybe one where the darling pretends to break up?)
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Benny;
"babe I'm cheating on you."
"...I didn't know you wanted to do a double suicide love!"
Mimi:
"Babe I'm cheating on you."
"..."
Unconsolably sobbing
Riley:
"I'm cheating on you"
"with who huh? Want me to bring their severed head so you stop being a little whore?"
Maxine:
"Babe I'm cheating on you"
"Same"
Kameron:
"babe I'm cheating on you"
"So the player finally gets played... I'm breaking your legs by the way"
cotton:
"Babe I'm cheating on you"
"Nuh uh."
Jealousy sex
Sweetheart:
"Babe I'm cheating on you"
"Who is he. I'll fucking rip out his guts for seducing you."
David:
"babe I'm cheating on you"
"Death it is."
[REDACTED]:
"Babe I'm cheating on you"
"How. You are literally locked in here 24/7. Is it the mailman? I swear to god."
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harmonysanreads · 8 months
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Reader : Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of good wine.
Neuvillette : Marry me.
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Nina: I hate donating blood because they always ask me all these questions. “Where did you get this?” “Why is it in a bucket?”
Nina: You fucking want it or not?
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