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glitter-and-popcorn3 hours ago
abhi tak rant ka reply ni di 馃槶 kya itni buri hu main kansha p.s. mazaak karri hu don't worry agar delete bhi ho gaya ho to
KIYA THA RE TUMBLR EK NUMBER KA DHOKE BAAZ NIKLA
RUKO APNE LAPTOP PE PHIR SE TRY KARUNGI KYA PATA HO JAYE
POST HI NAHI HO RAHA TAB SE
KEH RAHA OOPS SOMETHING WENT WRONG
馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
ZINDAGI KHARAB HAI
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glitter-and-popcorn6 hours ago
KANSHAAA RED (TAYLOR鈥橲 VERSION) 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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I鈥檓 not breathing-
ASJAJSHAJAAHSHJAHQ
YES YES YES INSTA SHOWED ME THE NOTIF THAT TAYLORSWIFT JUST MADE A NEW POST AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING WITH ME AGAIN AHSHAJAHA
THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS SHE'S EVER DONE, CONVINCING US THAT 1989 WAS NEXT THEN DROPPING RED I'M SCREAMING
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glitter-and-popcorn6 hours ago
bestie listen to "coins" by Tilly Valentine other songs by her
her voice is so pretty and she's got that British accent when she sings aah its so gorgeous plis listen
COINS? WAIT I'LL PUT IT ON
AM I JUST A COIN IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR POCKET?
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canisbeta8 hours ago
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tagged by @jouglat
post five songs youve had on repeat or have listened to recently (or whatever comes to mind)
ive had my music library on shuffle for 3 days straight because all ive been doing is packing and ofc i need a soundtrack. all sorts of stuff has popped up, so lets look at my recents
1. to the blade - everything everything
2. tibetan pop stars - hop along
3. just what i am - kid kudi
4. everybody does a little cocksucking - the taxpayers
5. gay thoughts - the growlers
bonus 1960s blues and jazz songs that im not putting in the main list because i know probably no one else is interested in that
tagging @vicereine @anonapir @nicosdisangelic @mylo-dex @spooky-nomates if you want!
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glitter-and-popcorn17 hours ago
Bestie how you feeling bout red
*points at these*
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glitter-and-popcorn17 hours ago
KANSHA OH MY GOD
REY REY REY REY REY REY CODE RED CODE RED EMERGENCY AAAAAAAAA
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glitter-and-popcorn18 hours ago
HELLO I'M LOST WHAT DID TS ANNOUNCE PLS TELL
BESTIE SHE ANNOUNCED RED TAYLOR'S VERSION
IT HAS 30 SONGS
AND THE 10 MINUTE VERSION OF ALL TOO WELL
THAT WE'VE BEEN BEGGING HER TO GIVE FOR LIKE 8 YEARS NOW
AND IT HAS 14 NEW SONGS
AND IT'S FUCKING EXPLICIT I'M GETTING A MELTDOWN HELP
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strawscorp18 hours ago
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POV The MCC Teams Are Being Announced Moodboard because I woke up this morning and instantly wished I hadn鈥檛
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glitter-and-popcorn19 hours ago
You're very badass broski
Thank you for saying that broski 馃ズ馃ズ
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glitter-and-popcorn19 hours ago
Ashi hasn't been active much is she ok?
Assuming you're referring to my ash, then yeah I think she's fine. She's on a hiatus. She'll be back soon and I'm sure she'll be very flattered by your worrying about her <3
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glitter-and-popcorn19 hours ago
Who is @nopeimnotdoingthat ?
That's Ashi!! Her main blog is @just-here-to-escape-from-reality. She's an awesome, wonderful human being and one of my best friends and I. LOVE. HER
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glitter-and-popcorn19 hours ago
i typed my whole ass rant and then Tumblr said oops something goofed
Nooooo tumblr sucks like that smh
I got it now though, so you want me to answer it privately?
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captain-valkyrie20 hours ago
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Date Night
Five Hargreeves x Reader
"Do you--maybe-- want to go on a date with me tonight?" Five asked, looking at the floor and scratching his neck.
You gave him a funny look. "Do you have temporary amnesia or something? We've been dating for 2 years."
He gave an exasperated sigh. "No, I'm asking if you'd maybe want to go on a date tonight. Like the cute shit other couples do, like going to restaurants and stuff."
You smiled sightly. "You mean like a date night?"
He nodded. "Yeah."
15 minutes later, you and Five were in his car, waiting at the red light. He seemed a little nervous, you thought. He was jiggling his leg, jumpier than you had ever seen him. Was it the pressure of being around other people?
Screw what other people did.
"Hey," you spoke softly, touching his knee. "We don't have to do this. We can go home if you want."
He shook his head.
"You're not comfortable with this." You stated.
Five couldn't deny that.
"So turn the car around. Let's change into our pajamas and order takeout and look for a true crime documentary to watch. Just like we do every other night." You encouraged. Five immediately felt himself relax at the mention of a date night at home, with you, alone. Just the both of you.
And so he did just that. He turned the car around and drove the both of you back home. Then you pulled out your phone and ordered Indian food and he picked out a documentary while you were waiting for your food to arrive.
He and you ended up falling asleep on the couch. There was this hazy glow of happiness that made it hard for Five to think about anything else other than how at peace he felt that night, but he did vaguely remember thinking about how this was how it ought to be.
Every single night.
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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captain-valkyrie21 hours ago
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It's You I Need Tonight
Five Hargreeves x Reader
It was 1 am, and you were sprawled on your couch watching a documentary. You weren't involved in it very much, because Five was due to come back from a mission soon.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, a blue light took your attention away from the TV and to the source of it. Five was standing in your living room, a little beat up, hair messy, and the rare streaks of blood--not his, you hoped--on his face.
He narrowed his eyes at you. "Is that my shirt?"
You smiled slightly. "I must have--ah, misappropriated it. How'd the mission go?"
Five's expression changed to a more solemn one, and you stood up from your position on the couch.
"Not--not bad," He said hesitantly. You put your arms around him.
"It's Vanya. She's-" He sucked in a breath. "Well, she got a little hurt. A lot hurt. "
"Oh." You breathed, your voice small. "You know, it's alright if you want to stay over at the Academy tonight?" You asked. Vanya was Five's favorite sibling. She meant tons to him. You knew that.
He shook his head, almost too fast. "No." He said, voice shaking ever so slightly. "It's--It's you I need tonight."
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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glitter-and-popcorn22 hours ago
hi besti main rant karu?
Zaroor babie aap ko jab hi mann ho aap mere inbox mein rant Kar sakte. Aapko puchne ki zarrorat nai
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charmingly-evil23 hours ago
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My psychologist asked me the other week as I spent an hour crying my eyes out, letting out gut wrenching sob over my grief and heartbreak for the whole poor clinic to hear, What will you do to support yourself?聽
Oh I don鈥檛 know Sara. Endlessly scroll through the Bensler tag and cry over my two favourite couple in their 50s giving each other heart eyes but not doing anything physically? Spending hours late into the night when I should be sleeping, writing about the many ways these two will talk, love, kiss, make out, and just be together? Spending hours watching old Law and Order SVU episodes and crying about how beautiful Mariska Hargitay is and I would die for her?聽
Pick one.聽
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captain-valkyrie23 hours ago
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Bonnie and Clyde - [1/?]
Assassin!Five Hargreeves x Writer!Reader
Based on this post. I changed the serial killer!Five to assassin!Five because--well, serial killers are a little...too much. On the other hand, an assassin is just a serial killer who takes commissions. This is an AU where the siblings don't have powers, the Commission is a mafia, and Five happens to be their hitman.
Warnings: Descriptions of murder, violence
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Number 4, Tolland Drive was a very bleary place.
Detective Howe strolled the driveway before nonchalantly stepping into the house. He took a look of the lawn. It should have been muddy, having rained early this morning, but Mr. Benson's lawn was impeccable.
The door was slightly ajar; the living room in total disarray. Timothy whimpered behind him. "Quiet, lad." Howe growled, looking surreptitiously over his shoulder before taking another step into the kitchen, where Mr. Benson was lying.
Timothy whimpered something incoherent in response.
Howe walked briskly to the grim, motionless figure and crouched down near his head.
"Hmm.. yes, a gun shot to the head indeed. Timothy!" he called, and the boy jumped. "Read the reports of the Allenhurst and the Evan Street cases."
"S-Stab wound by a serrated blade and a butter knife to the brachial artery, respectively, sir."
Howe hummed. "There's no doubt that the perpetrator is the same."
"But the weapons are all different, sir?"
"Precisely."
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"Y/N, I'm home." Five sighed, shutting the door to your shared apartment, and slumping against the door. You got up from your desk chair and stepped out of your room. Your boyfriend was there, alright, looking exhausted as ever. "Rough day, honey?" You soothed, placing a hand on his cheek. "You've got no idea," Five said, looking up at you.
You smiled. The butcher shop where he worked was really very disconcerting; he had told you all about the annoying customers and the smell of raw meat and blood. It was terrible enough to tire out a grown man.
"Want me to put some coffee on? And then I'll show you the scene I wrote today," you said, running your hands across his shoulders in an attempt to relax him.
"That's great! You can show..me..." Five yawned, then groaned. "after I go take a shower."
You shook your head affectionately as you watched him topple into the bathroom.
Much love xxx how's the story so far lol?
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
Ask me if you wanna be tagged!!
Disclaimer: I know Bonnie and Clyde's relationship was deemed to be toxic, but the title is merely for aesthetic value and I do not support relationships of this calibre in any way.
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glitter-and-popcorna day ago
Bestie let's play 20 questions, I'm bored and you're nice <3333
OMG I'M SO SORRY I DISAPPEARED FOR A BIT THERE
But if you're still up for it, yes, let's do this!!!
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