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Me to Klaus: I will cut off your toes and make you wear them on a necklace.
Five: *staring at me*
Me: what-
Five: I'm in love with you now.
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captain-valkyrie · 20 hours ago
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Date Night
Five Hargreeves x Reader
"Do you--maybe-- want to go on a date with me tonight?" Five asked, looking at the floor and scratching his neck.
You gave him a funny look. "Do you have temporary amnesia or something? We've been dating for 2 years."
He gave an exasperated sigh. "No, I'm asking if you'd maybe want to go on a date tonight. Like the cute shit other couples do, like going to restaurants and stuff."
You smiled sightly. "You mean like a date night?"
He nodded. "Yeah."
15 minutes later, you and Five were in his car, waiting at the red light. He seemed a little nervous, you thought. He was jiggling his leg, jumpier than you had ever seen him. Was it the pressure of being around other people?
Screw what other people did.
"Hey," you spoke softly, touching his knee. "We don't have to do this. We can go home if you want."
He shook his head.
"You're not comfortable with this." You stated.
Five couldn't deny that.
"So turn the car around. Let's change into our pajamas and order takeout and look for a true crime documentary to watch. Just like we do every other night." You encouraged. Five immediately felt himself relax at the mention of a date night at home, with you, alone. Just the both of you.
And so he did just that. He turned the car around and drove the both of you back home. Then you pulled out your phone and ordered Indian food and he picked out a documentary while you were waiting for your food to arrive.
He and you ended up falling asleep on the couch. There was this hazy glow of happiness that made it hard for Five to think about anything else other than how at peace he felt that night, but he did vaguely remember thinking about how this was how it ought to be.
Every single night.
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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captain-valkyrie · 21 hours ago
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It's You I Need Tonight
Five Hargreeves x Reader
It was 1 am, and you were sprawled on your couch watching a documentary. You weren't involved in it very much, because Five was due to come back from a mission soon.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, a blue light took your attention away from the TV and to the source of it. Five was standing in your living room, a little beat up, hair messy, and the rare streaks of blood--not his, you hoped--on his face.
He narrowed his eyes at you. "Is that my shirt?"
You smiled slightly. "I must have--ah, misappropriated it. How'd the mission go?"
Five's expression changed to a more solemn one, and you stood up from your position on the couch.
"Not--not bad," He said hesitantly. You put your arms around him.
"It's Vanya. She's-" He sucked in a breath. "Well, she got a little hurt. A lot hurt. "
"Oh." You breathed, your voice small. "You know, it's alright if you want to stay over at the Academy tonight?" You asked. Vanya was Five's favorite sibling. She meant tons to him. You knew that.
He shook his head, almost too fast. "No." He said, voice shaking ever so slightly. "It's--It's you I need tonight."
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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lvlofpanic · 21 hours ago
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Devotion Season One Trailer 2 | F.H
Five Hargreeves X Fem!Reader (Series)
Summary: In which the Hargreeves siblings come together to stop the end of the world.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Umbrella Academy. All rights go to the creators of the show, the comics and everyone in between. Gifs used in these chapters are NOT mine and are/were found on Pinterest.
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence, Gore, Alcohol, Drugs, Smoking, Intense Scenes, and Abuse (if I missed any let me know)
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“ 𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪? “
“ 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦. “
“ 𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝. “
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" 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵, 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. "
" 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙎𝙤... 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚. "
" 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦. 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦! "
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" 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳. "
" 𝙈𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧. "
" 𝘋𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳! "
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" 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙮𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙬. "
" 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵. "
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captain-valkyrie · 23 hours ago
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Bonnie and Clyde - [1/?]
Assassin!Five Hargreeves x Writer!Reader
Based on this post. I changed the serial killer!Five to assassin!Five because--well, serial killers are a little...too much. On the other hand, an assassin is just a serial killer who takes commissions. This is an AU where the siblings don't have powers, the Commission is a mafia, and Five happens to be their hitman.
Warnings: Descriptions of murder, violence
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Number 4, Tolland Drive was a very bleary place.
Detective Howe strolled the driveway before nonchalantly stepping into the house. He took a look of the lawn. It should have been muddy, having rained early this morning, but Mr. Benson's lawn was impeccable.
The door was slightly ajar; the living room in total disarray. Timothy whimpered behind him. "Quiet, lad." Howe growled, looking surreptitiously over his shoulder before taking another step into the kitchen, where Mr. Benson was lying.
Timothy whimpered something incoherent in response.
Howe walked briskly to the grim, motionless figure and crouched down near his head.
"Hmm.. yes, a gun shot to the head indeed. Timothy!" he called, and the boy jumped. "Read the reports of the Allenhurst and the Evan Street cases."
"S-Stab wound by a serrated blade and a butter knife to the brachial artery, respectively, sir."
Howe hummed. "There's no doubt that the perpetrator is the same."
"But the weapons are all different, sir?"
"Precisely."
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"Y/N, I'm home." Five sighed, shutting the door to your shared apartment, and slumping against the door. You got up from your desk chair and stepped out of your room. Your boyfriend was there, alright, looking exhausted as ever. "Rough day, honey?" You soothed, placing a hand on his cheek. "You've got no idea," Five said, looking up at you.
You smiled. The butcher shop where he worked was really very disconcerting; he had told you all about the annoying customers and the smell of raw meat and blood. It was terrible enough to tire out a grown man.
"Want me to put some coffee on? And then I'll show you the scene I wrote today," you said, running your hands across his shoulders in an attempt to relax him.
"That's great! You can show..me..." Five yawned, then groaned. "after I go take a shower."
You shook your head affectionately as you watched him topple into the bathroom.
Much love xxx how's the story so far lol?
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
Ask me if you wanna be tagged!!
Disclaimer: I know Bonnie and Clyde's relationship was deemed to be toxic, but the title is merely for aesthetic value and I do not support relationships of this calibre in any way.
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halfumbrella · a day ago
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hey pals i need some help,
i know this is kinda odd but i’m desperate, so i have some guinea pigs and currently one of them is sick and i have to take her to the vet. i just started a new job this week but i’m still currently very broke. im worried about what the vet bill is going to look like so i am going to see if i could do some commissions to make some money to help support her.
im doing special stories for any umbrella academy characters at around $5 more or less depending on what we discuss!
i also do some embroidery work and wood burning (i’ll attach some pictures of some of my work) but i will be doing commissions for those as well, prices will vary depending on what you would like!
pm me for inquires ❤️
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and if you’re just a super generous kind person and you wanna just send me a dollar because you’re amazing and wonderful and too good for this world my venmo is @laurenmummert
and if you don’t have any money right now to help support (i obviously 100% understand) if you wouldn’t mind rebloging this so i could get the word out there that would be so amazing
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dumdumsun · a day ago
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And Dusk Masterlist
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*If there is no link, the chapter has yet to be posted*
Chapter 1: Right Back Where We Started
Chapter 2: 345
Chapter 3: The Frankel Footage
Chapter 4: Always Next Time
Chapter 5: The Swedish Job
Chapter 6: A Suitable Suitor
Chapter 7: Majestic 12
Chapter 8: Tell Me, Muse
Chapter 9: Valhalla
Chapter 10: Unwind
Chapter 11: A Light Supper
Chapter 12: Team Zero
Chapter 13: Ögo för Öga
Chapter 14: The Countdown
Chapter 15: The Seven Stages
Chapter 16: Reconciliation
Chapter 17: 743
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Publishing Schedule:
Jun 19 - Jul 17: Chapters 1-5
Jul 24 - Aug 21: Chapters 6-10
Aug 28 - Sep 25: Chapters 11-15
Oct 2 - Oct 30: Chapters 16-20
*schedule may change if events that prevent me from publishing occur*
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If you want to be added to the taglist, just lmk ❤️
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lvlofpanic · a day ago
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Devotion Season One Trailer | F.H
Five Hargreeves X Fem!Reader (Series)
Summary: In which the Hargreeves siblings come together to stop the end of the world.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Umbrella Academy. All rights go to the creators of the show, the comics and everyone in between. Gifs used in these chapters are NOT mine and are/were found on Pinterest.
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence, Gore, Alcohol, Drugs, Smoking, Intense Scenes, and Abuse (if I missed any let me know)
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" 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭! "
" 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙪𝙥 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮. "
" 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯. "
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" 𝘕𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘯. "
" 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙮 𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙣? "
" 𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵. "
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" 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨? "
" 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥. "
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" 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴. "
" 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚. "
" 𝘖𝘩? 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯? "
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" 𝙊𝙝 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚. "
" 𝘕𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬. "
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" 𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝. "
" 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘦? "
" 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙢𝙚. "
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" 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘮𝘮? "
" 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪? "
" 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. "
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" 𝘖𝘩! 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯! 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦... 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘯! "
" 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚. "
" 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦. "
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" 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦. "
" 𝘿𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚? "
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" 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙪𝙨? 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩. "
" 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐'𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬. "
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captain-valkyrie · a day ago
can i request hc for five dating a short and very sweet and shy reader? like their polar opposites and he teases her for her height? can you include him being jealous and protective? ty! <3
Five Hargreeves Dating a Short Reader ft. Jealousy, Protectiveness, and everything else that's cute.
Okay, i loved this idea anon <3 . soft!five is the best five.
-he'd be so goddamn overprotective of you, that's for sure.
-"have you ate? have you been sleeping?"
-"Five, i'm not a six year old"
-"yeah, but you could be easily mistaken for one."
-"you did not say that."
-"okay, okay, i'm sorry!"
-but he'd also worry about you, because you're so sweet that sometimes, people just tend to walk all over you.
-"hey y/n, could you finish this up for me?" Melissa, your co-worker asked one evening, just as you were getting ready to leave.
-"oh--um, i was just about to call it a day, but it's --it's fine, i'll--"
-Five cuts in: "she can't. she's got a life, just like you. so finish your own damn work."
-he'd pull you away with an arm around your shoulder.
- and you were so glad he stood up for you like that.
-when his siblings finally met you, there were all like :0
-"are you sure you're dating the right guy, miss? the boy currently holding your hand and staring daggers at me is my emotionally stinted brother." Klaus had said, grinning.
-you giggled.
-Allison and Vanya loved you, of course.
-Klaus thinks you're the greatest person in the word because you made Five--Five, of all people-- so much more happier. Klaus said that Ben thinks pretty highly of you too.
-Luther and Diego- well, they were happy that their brother was with a nice girl.
-although, Five can also get really really jealous at times.
-like, really.
-*national geographic narrator voice* observe.
-"oh come on, y/n, you never want to have any fun!"
-"Jake, your idea of fun is getting drunk on a weeknight. so thank you, but i've already made plans with my boyfriend for tonight."
-"ever since you got a boyfriend you've been spending less time with your best friend," Jake grumbled playfully, referring to himself.
-"well, y/n, are we ready to go?" Five interrupted loudly, appearing into thin air and giving Jake an animosity-filled smile.
-Five didn't miss the way your face brightened up the minute you saw him.
-after you were home, you asked him:
-"Sweetie, are you jealous?"
-and he'd be all huffy at the beginning but ultimately, he can't resist you.
-and so he'd wrap his arms around you
-"you know i love you, right y/n?"
-"i love you too, five."
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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captain-valkyrie · 2 days ago
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If I were to write a serial killer!five x author!reader --based on this post-- what would you want it to be?
A) Cute headcanons of their domestic life
B) A multi-chapter fic with a solid plot
I'd do either one of these, I just need to know which has the greater audience.
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katefaith18 · 2 days ago
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Vanya Hargreeves × Allison Hargreeves
But jealousy, jealousy (yeah)
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All your friends are so cool, you go out every night
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In your daddy's nice car, yeah, you're livin' the life
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Got a pretty face, pretty boyfriend, too
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I wanna be you so bad, and I don't even know you
All I see is what I should be
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Happier,
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prettier,
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jealousy, jealousy
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All I see is what I should be
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I'm losin' it, all I get's, jealousy, jealousy
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