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fallenorder-incorrectquotes · 3 days

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Cal: *steps on his own emotions and grinds them into the dirt with his heel* Anyways-

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unpresidentedbullhonkey · 2 days

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Star Wars Incorrect Quotes as things my husband and I say to each other. (Other people thrown in)

Anakin, working on a speeder- Hand me the drill

Padme- Is that the one that looks like a blaster, and spins, or is that the stick that you twist?

Anakin, in disappointed shock- Didn’t your father own a construction business?

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Obi-Wan- I can never find my name on any of the gift store keychains

Cody- Yeah, that’s because your mom wanted to be “different” before it was cool

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Rex- Is this the reason you didn’t want to go see the Barbie movie with me?

Anakin, on the other side of the comm with Padmé talking about seeing Oppenheimer together- No, Rex to be honest that was a completely different reason

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Quinlan- You know what I think that may have been my fault

Obi-Wan - Oh is someone finally realizing actions have consequences?

Quinlan, deadpan- Don’t you have an illegitimate child?

(We have yet to confirm or deny if this guy is or is not the father but honey physical genetics are hard to deny)

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*Loud fart noise coming from Anakin’s side of the comm call* Anakin- Sorry I moved the mic too close to my clothes must’ve made a noise

Rex, used to it- I didn’t know cotton could shit itself

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Anakin- My friend once cooked a space raccoon he found on the side of the road. It was pretty kriffen good

Obi-Wan, appalled- What kind of people did your mother let you spend time with?

Anakin- Yea well she didn’t know about this friend

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Padme- You can’t cause any fights I know you don’t like him but it’s the kids birthday. Just keep things civil

Sabe- sure but I can promise you the mug will be meaning

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Anakin- You know I think you could take one thing from this moment

Obi-Wan- That you’re dumber than you look?

Anakin- Okay correction, you can take two things from this moment

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Anakin, madder’n hell- ion know whotha fuck ya think ya are but I’ll tell ya righ nowh I’ll beat yer ass back to Jesus if I’m needin ta

Rex, under his breath- Darn Tootin

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Obi-Wan- None of my relationships have been healthy

Anakin- yeah the older I get the more I realize I’m a victim

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Ahsoka helping Obi-Wan clean Anakin’s room- Shouldn’t we ask him before we do this?

Obi-Wan, full body laughing- Grab the trash bag roll

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Anakin- Would you give me a kidney?

Rex- No I have high-blood pressure because of you.

Anakin- *looking up if that’s a symptom of kidney failure* Yea well you make me sad

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Cody, after Anakin nearly crashed a speeder- You’d think after all these years you’d learn no to get in any type of vehicle with him.

Obi-Wan- I like the thrill of a light pole coming straight for me at breakneck speeds

Anakin- They pop out of nowhere I tell ya

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C3P0- You could be a little supportive

R2-D2- And you could let that get to your head

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kara-ct · 15 hours

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Anakin : Luke, Leia meet your Uncle Rex!

Rex : What? General! You can't just kidnap random kids!

Anakin : They're mine! I made them myself. Padme helped.

Rex : It's even worse! C-3PO is pretty awful! We don't need another one of your creations!

Anakin : ...

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tattycoram · 1 day

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*Umbara* Fives, greeting Tup: Good morning Fives, greeting Kix: Good morning Fives, greeting Jesse: Good morning Fives, greeting Dogma: Not you, you can choke

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imdead2124 · 1 day

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Hunter: I’m an idiot.

Crosshair:

Tech:

Echo:

Wrecker:

Hunter:

Crosshair: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Omega: We still love you!

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brightsunsmeanshello · 1 day

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*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*

Rex: I’m probably gonna die.

Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.

Rex: I’m ten!

Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.

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midnightdjarin · 2 days

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the batch: *playing hide & seek*

omega: …3,2,1 okay here I- wrecker??

wrecker: *standing behind a tree silently*

crosshair: *sighs* she can see you

wrecker: NO SHE CANT

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techwrecker · 7 hours

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Echo: CROSSHAIR! For MAKER’S SAKE! CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!

Crosshair: How do you know it’s my mess?

Echo: It’s 40 toothpicks haphazardly thrown all over the barracks. 😐

Crosshair: Okay, that’s fair.

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theknightofivanhoe · 9 hours

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Echo: (outside Dr Hemlock's office) Now, Hemlock, bring out Omega at once!

Wrecker: Bring her out, sir, or in my passion, I WILL KILL EVERY TROOPER BY GIVING THEM SYPHILIS!!!

Crosshair: Bring her out, Hemlock, and also any toothpicks you may have around there!

Hunter: Bring her out, Hemlock, we shall break down the door!

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sabictlali · 11 days

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Perfect interaction with your kiddo

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spikybanana · 10 months

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luke: where do babies come from?

owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.

luke:

luke: you're not lying

owen: nope

#has this been done before #luke skywalker #owen lars #star wars #star wars incorrect quotes

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ventresses · 3 months

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Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

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magnusbae · 5 months

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Prequels: Incorrect Quotes

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techfan450 · 4 months

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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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imdead2124 · 6 hours

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Tech: "I've analyzed the situation thoroughly."

Hunter: "Great, now can you explain it in plain Basic?"

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