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spikybanana · 9 months
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luke: where do babies come from?
owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.
luke:
luke: you're not lying
owen: nope
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padmesgreene · 2 years
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uncle owen: luke is in danger
aunt beru:
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ms-musers · 2 years
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Owen: we can’t mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.
Beru *cocks gun*: manslaughter it is
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adragonsfriend · 2 months
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Whilst I adore the idea that in the maybe 24 total hours Anakin was present on the Lars' farm, he fixed literally everything mechanical there because of *angst*, I think an infinitely funnier idea is that Padme did their taxes. She doesn't like sitting around doing nothing any more than Anakin, and she was there for several extra hours, there's no way she didn't ask for something to do, and I think that thing should be their taxes.
Cliegg and Owen weren't actually expecting to actually be able to use a coreworlder's work, but as it turns out, Padme totally helped them commit tax fraud even better than they already were without even being asked.
Bonus points if she was doing it at the same time Anakin was out committing bloody murder.
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softieskywalker · 2 years
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nothing is funnier to me than owen lars clowning on obi wan. obi wan was a war general. he was in charge of millions of men. he's a jedi master. he was on the jedi council. he was known as one of the greatest jedi alive. he was the sithkiller. and yet. this random moisture farmer who only wants to work his farm and protect his family is like no. your vibes are randic. fuck off. and obi wan does.
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lenoreamidala · 2 years
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hidden, safe, the children must be kept.
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thecodyagenda · 9 months
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Things that would fix Star Wars characters
Maul: a stress ball
Anakin: a tiny Lego pod racer set
yoda: nothing he’s irreparable
kenobi: like a little bit of spice in his food. not the drug I’m talking about adding at least some salt and pepper. maybe adding some colour to his wardrobe idk
palpatine: a little cat to sit in his lap. it wouldn’t fix the guy but it would make the movies more enjoyable for me personally.
owen lars: nothing doesn’t need fixing he’s perfect as is
Jocasta nu: a sheet of gold Star stickers
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twinterrors29 · 3 months
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the specific Naboo religious sect that Padme belonged to believed very strongly in reincarnation
so the first time Darth Vader is introduced to Princess Leia of Alderaan once her father finally relents and allows her to take over his position in the Senate, when he takes note of her resemblance and looks up her birth date, his first thought is not "Padme's daughter survived"
it's "Padme reincarnated as the Princess of Alderaan"
he finds this conclusion fitting, and of course immediately pledges his loyalty to her
Leia doesn't know what this menace to society's deal is, and honestly doesn't care, and decides to use this to her advantage by telling her father
Bail, of course, is biting his nails thinking that Vader has figured them out, but thankfully no
this is about the time that Sabe and her fellow handmaidens show up, so Vader introduces them to Leia and they all naturally reach the same conclusion
when Ben distantly senses the disturbance in the Force and drags the whole Lars family off to come investigate, Darth "Anakin Is Dead" Vader takes one look at young Luke and doesn't even try to ask about his birth date (or, conveniently, his last name) before assigning him as "Anakin Skywalker Reincarnated"
Ben, hidden in the next room with Bail, is face-palming as hard as possible to try to distract himself from that particular shit show
and now that 'Padme' and 'Anakin' are in the same room, Vader of course tries to ship them, with Sabe's passive support
Bail, sweating: maybe,,, we should not encourage that,,,
Vader: Why.
Bail, full of hypocritical shit: uh,,, he's not suitable, for the future Queen of Alderaan
which only serves to offend Vader, because what, Baby Me isn't good enough for Baby My Wife now?
so Bail throws in a faked relationship with a certain spice freighter captain he hired on the spot to fill the role of his daughter's secret boyfriend
before Vader can get upset about Baby Padme dating someone who isn't Baby Anakin, Sabe eyeballs this dude with no official birth records and asks, what DID happen to Kenobi? or maybe that Captain Rex fellow from the war?
causing Bail to nearly stroke out, as he KNOWS that neither of those men are even dead, and in fact one of them is choking on his spit in the other room as he listens in!
(this fake-dating effort additionally backfires, not that anyone realizes it yet, because both twins start actually dating this scruffy-looking nerf-herder)
of course Vader immediately questions why Sabe suggested that Captain Solo might be Kenobi, and got hit with Sabe's "well, Skywalker was always psychosexually fixate on Kenobi, and all of us knew he was the hot one even if Padme settled for Skywalker"
Vader: ...What. Was that thing you said. About Skywalker.
Sabe: yeah, Skywalker literally couldn't shut up about the guy, even while he was having sex with his wife, luckily she was into that if you know what I mean
Vader: ...
Vader: no, that is the perfectly normal level of interest to have in Kenobi
Sabe, remembering the way Darksiders always seemed to fixate on Kenobi: ...uh-huh, riiiight
Vader decides he's Not Dealing With That, and pours that energy into his fixation on Finding Kenobi in order to kill him about it
Ben, one too-thin wall away, is seriously considering letting that happen so he doesn't have to hear any more of this
but, of course, eventually Sidious notices Vader's interest in the young Senator Organa
and Sheev Palpatine was, interestingly enough, from the same sect as Padme
which means that he quickly puts together what Vader has concluded about Leia as a reincarnation of Padme Amidala
but unlike Sabe (and Vader, who has seriously deluded himself), he is keenly aware that Anakin Skywalker can't have actually reincarnated into that farm boy who's spending all his time with the Senator now
so he's able to (correctly, for once) conclude that Luke must be Anakin and Padme's kid, who somehow survived all these years
and since the child survived...
well, he starts to eye Sabe a little more closely, and wonder how he can fit this into his plans for the galaxy...
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thornescratch · 2 years
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Beru Whitesun: Baddest bitch in the entire galaxy and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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david-talks-sw · 2 years
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Got so many feelings and thoughts, the quickest of which is can we talk about just how scared Owen must’ve felt seeing Reva in the distance?!
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Last time he saw a family member being carried in the arms of a figure cloaked in black was when his Mom died…!
Look at his face!
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That's the face of a man quietly praying "please not again".
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basimibnishaqs · 2 years
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My wife and I will take the girl. We’ve always talked of adopting a baby girl. She will be loved with us. 
And what of the boy? To Tatooine. To his family, send him.
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popupguidetothegalaxy · 9 months
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okay say what you will about Owen Lars (bc I know no one is talking smack about Saint and Saviour Beru Lars), but that 'Anakin was a smuggler' line is genius.
Like, Luke your father was a drug smuggler and so we don't talk about him. Your father was a drug runner and he crossed the line from Good Person to criminal and drug peddler and brought shame on our family. Luke, your father was a drug dealer and he was involved in shady things and it really hasn't been that long and people are probably after him to this day and we have to keep our heads down and stay safe. Luke, your father made it so that we have to pay the consequences of his actions. Made it so that you, Luke Skywalker, can't sing with the stars that call your name because of what he did whilst racing among them.
Luke, your father was a bad man who did bad things, but they were choices, and you can make different ones. You share his last name but you don't share his greed. Luke, addiction is genetic but your father wasn't a drug addict. He was a drug smuggler. He chose to became part of a system that exploits pain and fear, but his decision isn't running through your bones. Luke, you're kind and good and have reached nineteen, on a planet made to break things, whole and gentle.
Luke, my love, you're better than him.
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Discuss!
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mootxa · 1 year
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Those dinluke fanfics when they get married of convenience and then ho back to the farm be like
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jaigeye · 1 year
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"Tell him, he knows everything he needs to know and feels everything he needs to feel. And when the day comes, and those two pull together, he will be an unstoppable force for good. Tell him… I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong."
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thewriterowl · 9 months
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I love how Din is daddy issues for Luke at least twice-over.
We know that Din is a parallel to Anakin--like he is more “Anakin-like” within the story than Luke is, on top of being a masked father figure with a deep voice.
But Din is so much like Owen Lars it is not even funny.
They both are grouchy and would say “Get off my lawn!” or tell the kid in the house to turn down that music (”is that what you even call music these days?”). Both are overprotective and do not trust easily with their family at all but by the Force, their kid will learn the value of failure and hard-work (ie. Luke on the farm and Grogu in the covert). Din happily chose a quiet cottagecore lifestyle that he has to fund through bounty hunting...but if he had the talent (and eventually he may) you know he is going to find another, nicer way to live. Maybe not farming of sorts but he’ll do something more akin to that than being a hunter. How he tries to shoo off all the crazy Force-stuff before having to accept it (Owen would’ve eventually and bregungindly). 
THE DAD NAPS. You know they both nap sitting up, arms crossed, and probably snore.
And the “he is my own” is something Din would say without a doubt. 
Also, being in love with a small, feisty blond who can shoot (how much we wanna bet Luke learn his blaster skills from Beru) with steady hands and a smart-mouth?
God, Dinluke is so cannon. 
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