#incorrect star wars
*Fives rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Tup: What's going on?
Kix: Fives wouldn't drink water.
Kix: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
Fives, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
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Obi-Wan: Master Ti, I think I'm hallucinating because I'm pretty sure I just heard your biceps mocking me.
Shaak Ti: No, that's possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.
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Echo: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Fives: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Tup: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Rex: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Jacen Solo: How do you cook?
Tenel Ka Djo: You've never done this before?
Jacen Solo: How hard could it be? We just got to get this turkey out of here. It's taking up all the space in the one oven that works.
Tenel Ka Djo: Master Skywalker said two more hours at 325.
Jacen Solo: Sounds like one more hour at 650 to me.
Tenel Ka Djo: Or 39,000 degrees for one minute.
Jacen Solo: Did you just do that in your head? Damn, you're a good chef!
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Hera: Zeb, I think you should play the role of my father.
Zeb: I don’t wanna be your father.
Hera: That’s perfect, you already know your lines!
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Hera: Kanan! I have bad news!
Kanan: There is no good news or bad news. There is only news.
Hera: Maul in the Ghost!
Kanan: That is bad news.
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Sha: Wake up.
Voolvif: Never. Let me sleep forever.
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Ranger: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Surg, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
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Kix: Well, remember when Jesse made a romantic dinner for me?
Coric: Kix, he microwaved you a pizza.
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Fives: I know one person who finds me funny!
Tup: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Fives: Okay then I'm out.
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fives, pushing through a crowd: out of my way, step aside, filth!
echo, right behind him: he means no offense! i’m certain you all bathe regularly
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Wrecker: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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ahsoka: hey obiwan how do i get revenge on someone?
obiwan: revenge is not the jedi way you know that ahsoka.
ahsoka, turning towards anakin: how do i get revenge-
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Cody: Is he stupid?
Kix: Yes, but he prefers to be called Jesse.
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Mornings with Fives
You: *peacefully making your breakfast*
Fives: *also making breakfast*
You: *turns around for 0.5 seconds*
Fives: *pouring milk on your waffles*
You: *turning back around* wut-
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*Thorn sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Fox: I ain’t reading all that.
Fox: I’m happy for you tho.
Fox: Or sorry that happened.
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Caleb, in training: Let’s take a break.
Depa: Why? You not feeling well?
Caleb: No... I lost my lightsaber in my robe again.
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Cin: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won’t wait for you
Tholme: You won’t have to, I’ll escape.
Tholme: We both know this.
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Crosshair, bored: Omega, say kriff.
Crosshair: Say osik [shit]
Crosshair: Now say shab [ass].
Crosshair: Okay, now go tell buir Hunter the new words you learned.
Hunter, later: Crosshair, what the FRICKITY FRACK did you teach Omega? We banned bad words!
Omega: Hehe kriff
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anakin: you can’t rush perfection.
obi-wan: i’m not rushing perfection, i’m rushing you.
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