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mimi-noelle · 2 months

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Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

#this was so funny #‘my talents are being wasted’#crosshair #tbb crosshair #omega #tbb omega #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb #the bad batch #star wars #tbb text post #sw text post #incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #mimi talks

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your-local-jedi-commander · 1 month

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Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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clqoo · 5 months

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i got bored

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coline7373 · 1 year

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Ahsoka arriving late to a briefing: sorry I’m- wait, what's going on here?

Anakin: Shhhh- just watch.

Cody and Obi-Wan, staring intently into each other eyes, in silence.

Ahsoka: How long it has been going on?

Anakin: Twenty minutes and counting-

Cody, blushing furiously: -sir!

Obi-Wan, smoothing out his robes: My apologies, commander. It was terrible forward of me.

#star wars #tcw incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #clone wars #the clone wars #codywan #lol #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano

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techwrecker · 4 days

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Tech: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.

Crosshair: And you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol— it’s science.

Tech: NO, THATS NOT—

#tbb #the bad batch #tbb incorrect quotes #the bad batch incorrect quotes #star wars #star wars incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #star wars memes #tbb memes #the bad batch memes

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justafandomgvrl · 6 months

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i made something

#star wars #star wars rebels #star wars rebels incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #sw rebels #rebels incorrect quotes #rebels #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus

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sol-insidious · 6 months

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Luke: “For the last time, I’m a Jedi, not a wizard.”

Din: “But you make things float.”

Luke: “Yes. With the Force.”

Din: “And you’re literally wearing wizard robes.”

Luke: “I get cold okay :(“

#star wars #the mandalorian #luke skywalker #din djarin #dinluke #incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #Luke 100% gets cold easily #Din fights literal battles for his riduur but the bravest thing he does is let Luke warm his ice-cold feet on his tummy #Mhi me’dinui an / we will share all #so gimmie some of your body heat cyare

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tattycoram · 1 year

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Cody: I always carry a note that says 'Obi-wan did it' in case I get murdered

Rex: Why?

Cody: I don't want him to remarry

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yourloverfromthepast · 7 months

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Y/n, a youngling: Do you mean I can already have a lightsaber?

Anakin, their Master: Of course you can! I think it will probably be blue like mine.

Y/n: Blue?

Anakin: Yes! We're pretty similar after all! *He smiles at you*

Y/n: ...

Y/n: Red

Anakin, now dead serious: What?

Y/n: I want it red

Anakin, starting to worry: Well- it doesn't really work like that, kid...

Y/n: But I want a red lightsaber!

Anakin: *Whispering* Stars, I can't do this... *He gives you his back and shouts* OBI-WAAAN!!

#star wars memes #star wars anakin #star wars clone wars #star wars meme #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #sw incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #anakin x reader #star wars oc #star wars x reader #star wars x y/n #star wars x you #star wars x oc #star wars imagine #anakin x you #anakin x y/n #anakin skywalker incorrect quotes #incorrect anakin quotes

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sad-stucky-shipper-107 · 4 days

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Im pretty sure this has been done before but:

Darth Maul: I will destroy you happiness Kenobi! Obi wan: My Happiness??? I am happy?!! * turns to Anakin* why didn't you tell me about this this? Anakin: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

#star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #sw #sw rots #rots #obikin #star wars incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes

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avisisisis · 2 months

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Anakin: Snips, this is a big day for you. Today you get a new Master, because when we get back, Obi-Wan is going to kill me

#source: another sw post lol #it was just to good to lose #i needed to have it here #star wars #the clone wars #sw tcw #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi-wan kenobi #sw incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #avis' post

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your-local-jedi-commander · 5 months

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Random clones incorrect quotes I found in my notes app!!!

Cody, glaring at the shinies in the medbay, getting patched up: back in my days, we just died…

Fox: don’t let anyone ruin your day.

Fox:

Fox: ruin your own damn day!

Rex: you guys don’t do anything halfway, do you?

Echo: nope!

Fives: we are two halves of a whole idiot!

Fox: don’t touch anything!

Shiny: yes sir!

Fox: don’t call me sir.

Shiny: yes ma’am!

I love writing these so I will post some more later

#star wars #lol #sw #clones #sw tcw #the clone wars #tcw #clones incorrect quotes #idk #sw incorrect quotes #tcw incorrect quotes #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #captain rex #commander fox #commander cody

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clqoo · 3 months

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techfan450 · 4 months

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Echo: *wakes up after a coma* Where am i?

Fives: *sarcastic* Heaven, motherfucker.

Echo: Then what the hell are you doing here?

#star wars #star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #ARC twins #ARC trooper Echo #ARC trooper Fives #Twin Life #SW incorrect quotes

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starwarslostclone · 2 years

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Obi wan, in his 30s : Anakin NO !

Obi wan, a decade later in his 40s:

Leia NO!

#In the words of grevious Where there is kenobi skywalker is not far behind #Everything has changed but somethings stay the same #clone wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and leia #leia organa #young leia #obi wan and anakin #the skywalker family #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars #sw incorrect quotes #the kenobi series spoilers #the kenobi show

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varpusvaras · 2 months

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Rex: One of my brothers also has two kids, eight and four, so like, similar enough ages to mine. And every time they come over, I get this wildly different experience. They come in and say "hello, uncle Rex", and I go, hello to you too. They ask, "where should we sit?", and I go, try one of the chairs. They say "we would like to color", and I go please. And then they sit down. And kriffing. Color. An HOUR later, I can go into that room, and they just be coloring like hum-hum-di-hum-hum. And I go like that's nice. Where are my twins? Are they in the house? Are they on the house? Are they under the hou- oh they're on the street, fantastic. I go out like what the kriff are you guys doing? And they're like "we broke all of the crayons and put them in the mailbox"

Rex: I've tried to ask Fox if he wants to exchange the kids but he said he doesn't want that Skywalker nonsense into his household and I'm like. Yeah.

#Rex loves the twins he really does #but why is he a single parent in the three-adult household #meanwhile fox is like do not bring that european nonsense into this ethnic household thanks #he does help rex sometimes but he also tells cody to do it bc cody is living his child-free life and fox is not #this is completely my au nonsense lmaooo #rexanidala #bail/breha/fox #captain rex #sw incorrect quotes #the first part is from tom segura

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