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cuddles-with-dragons · 2 days

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Tech: Hey, how did my datapad break? Hunter: You were drunk yesterday. Tech: And? Wrecker: You threw it. Tech: Why? Omega: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Tech: And why didn’t you stop me?! Crosshair: We were busy laughing our asses off.

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nateofgreat · 3 days

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Omega: "Finally! Now I'm the squad leader, I'm going to show my brothers that I can take care of myself."

Later...

Omega grabbing Eva's hand to keep her from walking into a hallway: "Eva wait, don't wander off alone!"

Omega stopping Jax from charging a guard: "Stop being so reckless Jax you're going to get us killed!"

Omega: "Sami you're holding Bayrn wrong you have to-" *Freezes* "Oh no!"

Sami: "What's wrong?"

Omega: "I've turned into my brothers!"

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here-comes-the-moose · 2 days

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The Bad Batch As Random Photos I Found From Sex And The City (Based On Vibes I Get From Them)

Omega and Crosshair

Echo

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Hunter after selling Echo

Wrecker and Crosshair

Crosshair

The Batch

#listen #we always talk about the batch being the penguins of Madagascar or the ninja turtles #but have we considered another iconic group of four???#bad batch as different things #I’m going to make this a series just you wait #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb omega #tbb incorrect quotes #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #bad batch as sex and the city

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tattycoram · 1 month

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*Hunter minding his business in his bunk* Crosshair, loudly from the next room: If you don't shut your autistic ass up I'm going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Tech: OH WE'RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW? Hunter: Hunter: Maybe joining the empire isn't such a bad idea after all

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letsquestjess · 2 months

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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

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imdead2124 · 12 days

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Hunter: I know we don‘t always see eye to eye on things…

Crosshair: yeah, because you‘re short

Hunter:

Crosshair

Crosshair: okay, continue

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techwrecker · 5 days

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Tech: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.

Crosshair: And you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol— it’s science.

Tech: NO, THATS NOT—

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alitherandom · 26 days

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Omega, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Wrecker: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Omega: Ohhhh-

Hunter: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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alabyte · 6 months

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Tech: I'll explain.

Crosshair: Is this an offer?

Tech: This is a threat.

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maestro030403 · 21 days

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Family Game Night with the Bad Batch

(All of the bad batch - Tech is alive, Echo is there, Crosshair is happy no longer with the empire)

Tech: Let's play trivia

Wrecker: Aw, no you always win at that one

Echo: Well, no strategy games - Hunter and Omega always win those

Omega: Candyland! Candyland!

Crosshair: I am not playing any game called candyland

Echo: How about Monopoly?

Tech: Scrabble

Wrecker: Jenga

Crosshair: Cards Against Humanity

Hunter *pulls out Uno*: If no one can agree we're playing this

*Twenty minutes later*

*Crosshair is holding Wrecker in a choke hold, Tech is trying to separate them, Batcher is barking her head off, Echo and Omega are shouting at them, Hunter looks into the camera like he's on the office*

Hunter: This is why we don't do family game nights

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the-bad-batch-baroness · 9 months

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Hunter: Help! I’m drowning!

Crosshair: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water.

Hunter: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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cuddles-with-dragons · 3 months

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Echo: Hey Crosshair, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Crosshair, getting out his rifle: Yeah? Echo: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Crosshair!

Hunter: I'm never having a debate with Fives again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

Echo: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. Fives: You’ll do it? Echo: Of course.

Crosshair: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi. Tech: Crosshair, NO!

Crosshair: Fives has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Fives: I will not let you down. Crosshair: Sounds fun. Echo: K. Tech: No, I'm fucking not. Wrecker: Do I have to be? Hunter: Please god, I am so tired.

Hunter: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Echo: Theft. Tech: Disturbing the peace. Crosshair: Aggravated assault or maybe murder. Wrecker: Arson. Fives: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Crosshair, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Tech, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

Crosshair, grinning: Before you were what? Fives: Before I was- Crosshair: What? Fives: Before I was inter- Crosshair: Before you were interrupted? Fives: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Crosshair: What? Fives: *makes frustrated sound* Echo, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

Fives: What's the signal when something goes wrong? Crosshair: We yell, 'oh shit.' Echo: ...That'll work.

Fives: Some people are like slinkies. Hunter: What? Fives: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Hunter: Hunter: Please don't push Crosshair down the stairs. Fives, pushing Crosshair down the stairs: Too late.

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nateofgreat · 3 days

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Emerie Karr: The children need more recreation, comfort, and socialization if they're going to grow up to be-

Royce Hemlock: *Sighs* Emerie, why can't you be a cold, shriveled, unfeeling harpy like Dr. Scalder?

Dr. Scalder: *Smugly* Thank you, Doctor.

*Weeks later*

Dr. Scalder: Wait, did he say "shriveled!?"

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here-comes-the-moose · 6 days

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Hunter: Omega said a bad word in class today.

Echo: Where the fuck did she learn that from?

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tattycoram · 17 days

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Crosshair: I'm here to pick Omega up Teacher: She's in detention Crosshair: What? Teacher: She misbehaved in class and now must spend an hour here after school Crosshair: I know what detention is. I mean what did she do? Teacher: She brought a knife to school Crosshair: That's illegal?

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letsquestjess · 1 year

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Tech: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Phee: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tech: Absolutely not.

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