#incorrect clone wars quotes
Jesse: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.
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Obi-Wan: Siri is a very sophisticated woman!
Obi-Wan: I can't have her thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff!
Bant: That's like all you do, though...
Obi-Wan: Yeah, but I can't have her thinking that!
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Waxer: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Boil: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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Cin: Holy Fuck!
Cin: There's a baby in this dumpster.
Dooku: What the hell is it doing?
Kit: We got to call somebody.
Dooku: Who? The police? The mother? Plo Koon? I mean, think, Fisto!
Dooku: Somebody threw this baby in the trash. We can't put it back into the system.
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Hondo: Me? I am dishonest!
Hondo: And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly!
Hondo: It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly... stupid...
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Obi-wan: My therapist started crying mid-session.
Anakin: I think that means you win.
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anakin & the 501st
anakin: ok guys here’s the plan, i’m gonna walk out onto the bridge full of dangerous droids, smack talk the enemy, and commit a war crime. then you guys are gonna fly out on jet packs from under the bridge and shoot down all the droids. this is gonna be so epic ok let’s go :D
a shiny: is the general on crack, sir?
rex: nope, just his usual dose of coffee
a shiny: wh-
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Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes
”I don’t give a shit if you’re attracted to guys or not. You better get attracted to destroying droids before you worry about you nonexistent love life.”
"Who do I like? Knives are nice."
“Calm your tits, Sarge. I told you it would take a few minutes.”
"Your lack of intelligence is making this challenging."
”A few of you may die and that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
I would die for you. “Then perish.”
"I'm awake and I'm going to make that everyone else's problem."
*hold up a proton bomb* "I named her Maya and we're getting married tomorrow."
”I may not have a robo-dick, but I have something else” *winks and holds up his prosthetic* Echo, that would tear up someone’s insides. “Shhh, let the fangirls run with it.”
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Eeth: Please be gentle with yourself this week. You deserve to rest and look after yourself regardless of how much you get done.
Eeth: Please try not to be so harsh on yourself about anything you couldn't do last week. You're doing your best and I'm proud of you.
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Kix: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Dooku: Last week, I was a clue in the Coruscant Times crossword puzzle
Dooku: The clue? ‘Who’s the worst?’
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Kix: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Hardcase: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Kix: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Jesse: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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Kix: Are you ready to commit?
Jesse: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Obi Wan: But there's one thing worse than a murderer
*tears off a piece of paper to reveal child above the word*
Anakin: A child
Obi Wan: n0
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Mace: Enough is enough!
Mace: I have had it with these MOTHERFUCKING Sith in this MOTHERFUCKING Senate!
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Cin: Serra, why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Serra: You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer.
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late nights in the 501st’s barracks:
Echo: who’s the most responsible one here?
*everyone looks at Rex*
Fives: obviously Re-
Hardcase: it’s me.
*Kix smacks him with a pillow*
Kix: no :)
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Obi-wan: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Dogma: I can't believe you've done this.....
Tup: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Dogma, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Maul: *walks in slowly, carrying a lightsaber, a threatening look on their face*
Obi-Wan, sounding exhausted: *sighs heavily* Really, Maul? Not again.
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