Helga: Rourke. What were you doing in your office with Thatch?
Rourke: We were practicing linguistics.
Helga: So, is that Scholar slang for "making out like animals"?
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Audrey: Where were you?
Milo: I was doing translations work...
Rourke: Hi, team.
Audrey: Hi, translations work...
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Hux: *talking to Mitaka about stuff*
Ren: *winks from the other side of the room*
Hux: I have to gay
Mitaka: What?
Hux: Go! To work! Bye! *walks towards Kylo*
Mitaka: Uh-huh
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Kylo: *sings a romantic song to Hux with horribly bad singing*
Millicent: *hisses terrified*
Phasma: *covers her ears*
Mitaka: *squeals running away*
Hux: *sighs undeniably in love* Oh, Kylo you're so romantic...
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Helga: You're getting too involved with Thatch.
Rourke: No i'm not!
Audrey: Rourke? You think the Cleopatra makeup needs more purle?
Rourke: Egiptians didn't had purple Audrey!! That is hollywood bullsh*t!!
Helga: *facepalms*
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I mean i love it but it made me think about this
More age reversal doodles
I like tiny Obi-Wan who initiate things
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Kylo: *exists*
Hux: Do i stab him 32 times with a card opener or do i kiss him?
Hux: *exists*
Kylo: *gay panic*
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Kylo: *gets into the bridge and sees everyone freaking out* What happened?
Phasma, recording everything: Mitaka called Hux "dad"
Kylo: So what? I call Hux "daddy" every nigth...
Phasma:
Kylo:
Hux: SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY AND YOU KNOW IT KYLO
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*Hux and Kylo break down a wall of the Resistance base, Kylo carrying Hux bridal style*
Kylo: We got hitched, bitches!
Hux: *shows off a gold ring in his finger* And it's about to become everybody else's problem!!
Leia: We're screwed.
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I was watching Atlantis: the lost empire with some kids i babysat and one of them said
"Why Elsa is evil here?"
I want to beat her punk ass but she is RIGTH!! WTF???
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Kylo: Phasma help! I accidentally asked Hux in a date!
Phasma: Do you want me to cancel for you?
Kylo: What? No! Should i wear the black shawl or the green one?
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Kylo: I'm not gay!
Hux: *starts punching the caff machine for giving him a cold caff*
Kylo: ... But maybe i am
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Kylo: *starts destroying a console*
Hux: *sighs* I'm going to hate sleeping with him...
Mitaka: Then don't do it...
Hux: Oh i'm gonna...
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Kylo: I need a hug... But also "hug" sounds like "Hux" That means i need a Hux... *wink* Think about it, General
Hux: *facepalm* ... Smooth.
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Kylo: *starts singing* When you wish upon a star...
Hux: *looking at his holopad, sipping caff* Nothing happens.
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Ahsoka: Lux Bontieri kissed me...
Rex: *clicks shotgun* I'll be back in a bit...
Anakin: *ignites ligthsaber* I'm a Sith now.
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