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illustratus · 2 days
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The Hill: Hobbiton-across-the Water by J.R.R. Tolkien
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tlotrgifs · 12 hours
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you know i'm thinking about how few teeth gollum has and like do you think frodo ever got a good sloppy bj from him
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squidwujun · 3 days
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I just finished Bg3 for the very first time and how do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.
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Legolas : *heart broken because of Tauriel*
Thranduil : next time you feel butterflies in your stomach, chug a bottle of tequila and drown those motherfuckes. It's not worth your peace
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autistook · 2 days
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I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:
WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?
Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.
Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.
Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.
Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.
Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.
Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.
Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.
Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.
Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.
And as a bonus:
Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.
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atane-is-here · 12 hours
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But they were all of them decieved, for another ring was made.
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Glorfindel, throwing himself on Erestor's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Erestor, tenderly stroking Glorfindel's hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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thelegendofj · 1 day
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I've genuinely got into Lord of the Rings a bunch more recently because JK shitforbrains r0wling was getting me so frustrated and angry that I needed an alternative- not that I'm into hp in the first place, but I still just... needed an alternative fantasy author and world to turn to to feel better, somehow.
And it made me realise how... at it's core, *nice* Tolkien's works really are? I get that they're dark and brutal etc., but at their heart they're all about good people coming together to help one another. There's just such a sincere niceness and decency and kindness in the face of such adversity in it which I can't quite fully put into words- other than that it feels to me like complete anathema to that *OTHER* fantasy author's crusade of hate.
I'm finding such comfort in that.
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amathris · 2 days
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he says he has no freckles!!!
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egglygreg · 2 days
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All my Disney X LotR art so far
I only just realised I made Eowyn’s hair curly like Aurora’s in the battle picture and straight in her portrait, whoops! Never mind, I wanted her to have straight hair to differentiate her more from Galadriel and Arwen anyway.
In an actual movie I’d want Galadriel to be animated slightly more fluidly and beautifully than everyone else, since she lived in Valinor and saw the two trees. And for her hair to be particularly glorious!
I also think it’d be cool if the Ringwraith’s were animated kinda jerkily or even stop motion like, something uncomfortable to convey their horror.
Next up is a Faramir/Eowyn drawing, then I’m torn between Gandalf or the hobbits
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youcantrewind · 3 days
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We finally got a trailer we finally got a trailer! Cozy Hobbit gaming here we come!
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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?
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Well he crippled him, and gave him 7 unhealing wounds. So Fingolfin won this battle
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But unfortunately he got stomped by him to death...
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autistook · 3 days
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Merry Brandybuck as text posts
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mistbornthief · 7 months
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in fucking tears rn
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