I don’t know how to beginn this so first a warning I guess, if I post something it’s most likely some weird crap.
And first of I will start with a „dear diary“-my life isn’t interesting but guess what happend:
-so Situation (was some days before I don’t know the day before yesterday, doesn’t really matter)someone had a good idea and stole some tulips I guess. Because I came in the kitchen and my mother was already there. We talked a little and than she was like „ I have to tell you something, the neighbors are such stick up their ass typs“. Then she told me about the message Someone had written in the groupchat. „Two tulips got stolen, if someone saw them please tell.“ Well I was amused but here’s the thing. All I could think of was, there is someone who maybe had the idea why buying things when you can steal them, wich kind of is bad but I’m not here to judge only to die a little each day (inside of course ;) ah well adulthood-the true dream of every child). So my thoughts were still running and the possibility that the tulips thief had used a pick up line popped up. Well just imagine „your late, shit allright, how to not get killed by my partner. Oh beautiful tulips, wait flowers will probably be a good idea. Yeah just steal - sorry to the person who’s tulips those are but it’s a live or death situation. ... some time goes by ... *looking up partner stands there* yeah they look angry. „Hey person A, please excuse your wait but I just had to revoke myself.“ - „what the absolut heck do you want, I don’t know you anymore!“-„But babes“ holding the tulips out for the other one to see. „Since i stole your heart I thought I wanted to get you something in return. Something as beautiful as you.“-„Did you just stole some tulips?“ . Akward laugher „well ...yes?“-„i can’t believe you.“~
-lonetime is holy, wish a fluffletastic day |*
-(feel free to do what you want with whatever that is.)(like in use it as a prompt or an anecdote when your family is asking akaward questions about a life wich is none of their business.)
50 Things To Imagine Your OTP Doing
Since the last one did alright :)
Travelling somewhere they’ve always wanted to go to.
Cooking a meal that they both love.
Saying their goodbyes before one leaves for a long period of time.
Venting to each other after a hard day.
Comforting the other after they have nightmare.
Doing an all-nighter together.
Playing video games.
Watching a heartfelt movie that makes the both of them cry.
Asking the other for advice.
Having a good, hard cry into each other’s shoulder.
Cuddling in bed.
Admiring each other with adoring smiles.
Sticking up for each other.
Adopting a child.
Building their own business.
Gifting a bouquet of flowers to the other.
Nuzzling their face into the crook of the other’s neck to hide from the world.
Wearing each other’s clothes.
Showing each other off in public.
Giving forehead/cheek/neck kisses.
Looking after the other when they get sick.
Telling each other all about their day as if they didn’t spend every second of it together.
Helping the other undress when they have too much to drink.
Building their dream house.
Helping each other face their fears.
Moving in together.
Helping the other with their normal morning routine as an excuse to be close to them.
Boasting to their friends and family about how much they love each other.
Stealing kisses and hugs from each other throughout the day.
Buying sweet little gifts for each other.
Having a dance off, even though neither of them can dance at all.
Hassling the other for attention when they’re needy.
Undressing in front of each other for the first time.
Meeting each other for the first time after doing long distance for several years.
Covering the other with a blanket when they’re half asleep.
Whispering that they love them as they kiss them goodnight, unaware that the other is still awake.
Going through a tragedy together.
Styling each other’s hair when they get bored.
Taking selfies together.
Doing chores that they know the other doesn’t like.
Sucking up to each other to try and get more cuddles/kisses.
Telling each other how much they love and miss them.
Playing with dogs.
Making fools of themselves to try and get a laugh out of the other.
Trying out different Tik Tok dances.
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Using Incorrect Quotes Generator:
Person A: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Person B: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Person A: Person B...
Person B: Oh no, 'Person B' in b-flat.
Person B: You're disappointed.
Person A: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Person B: Person A, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Person A, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Person B: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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