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chief-falcon · 21 hours ago
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Bucky: *lifting several 60 pound dumbbells*
Bucky: *bench pressing 700 pounds effortlessly*
Bucky: *lifting weights from a leg press like it’s nothing*
Bucky: *lifting a treadmill with his arm in front of Sam like it’s nothing*
Sam: “This is why I don’t like taking you to the gym.”
Bucky: “‘Cause you can’t handle this?”
Sam: “‘Cause you’re going to get us banned from another gym.”
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chief-falcon · 21 hours ago
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Sam: “I don’t like taking you to the gym.”
Bucky: “Why not?”
Sam: “You lifted the treadmill and got us both banned.”
Bucky: “Okay, but you have to admit that was impressive.”
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chief-falcon · 21 hours ago
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Sam: “Feelin’ the burn, Barnes?”
Bucky, lifting two 60 pound dumbbells effortlessly: “Yeah, yeah is there something heavier?”
Sam: “Seriously?”
Bucky: “Okay, okay sorry.”
Bucky, taking two more 60 pound dumbbells: “Much better.”
Sam: “Okay, now I feel like you’re doing that to mock me.”
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chief-falcon · 2 days ago
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Let’s start something, in your opinion when did Sam start crushing on Bucky and when did Bucky start crushing on Sam?
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chief-falcon · 2 days ago
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The second Sam gets his own Captain America merch, Bucky buys all of it and decorates his apartment with it to show his support and embarrass Sam
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chief-falcon · 2 days ago
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Sam: “So, what’s your type?”
Bucky: “Oblivious men who’s named start with S.”
Sam: “That’s oddly specific, but nice I’m into oblivious men with metal arms.”
Bucky: “What a coincidence.”
Sam: “I know, right.”
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chief-falcon · 2 days ago
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Bucky is getting into modern technology and I know for a fact he googled, “am I gay quiz” after he stayed at Sam’s.
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chief-falcon · 2 days ago
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Sam and Bucky trying to come out to each other but beating around the bush and not realizing they’re both trying to come out to each other.
Bucky: “So...I’m a friend of Dorothy’s...”
Sam: “Who’s Dorothy?”
Sam: “Yeah, I swing for the other team...if you know what I mean.”
Bucky: “I’m sorry, I’m not into baseball, what?”
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chief-falcon · 3 days ago
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When Sam is mad I imagine he puts on his suit and flies the whole day and refuses to come down
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chief-falcon · 4 days ago
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Sam: “Remember that time you walked into a glass door and spilled coffee all over yourself?”
Bucky, embarrassed: “No.”
Sam: “That’s funny, ‘cause both of my Redwings managed to catch something that looked exactly like that last week.”
Bucky:
Bucky: “I regret giving it back to you.”
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chief-falcon · 4 days ago
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Sam: “I dare you to skinny dip in that lake right now.”
Bucky: “No.”
Sam: “Buck-Buck.”
Bucky: “What?”
Sam: “Buck-Buck, Buck-Buck.”
Bucky: “Are you imitating a chicken while using my nickname?”
Sam: “Yes, Buck-Buck.”
Bucky, undressing: “Hold my clothes, I’ll be right back.”
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chief-falcon · 5 days ago
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Torres: “It’s funny, Bucky seems to develop a staring problem whenever you’re in the room.”
Sam: “Yeah, I guess he just wants to challenge me to a staring contest, right?”
Bucky: “Yeah...just don’t think about it too much.”
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chief-falcon · 5 days ago
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Sam pranks Bucky all the time and has both of his Redwings spy on him and keeps the footage to remind Bucky of it.
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chief-falcon · 5 days ago
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Bucky: *is sad*
Redwing: *beep boop*
Bucky: “What are you doing here?”
Redwing: *drops a note in his lap*
Bucky, unwrapping and reading it: “An apology through the stupid robot. You know, right now I don’t actually hate you, good droid.”
Redwing, getting patted: *beep beep boop*
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chonko-the-simp · 5 days ago
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Me: has 3 fic series in progress
Also Me: remembers an idea I came up with years ago and being like ooh I should write that too
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chief-falcon · 6 days ago
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Sam: *is sad*
Alpine: *meow*
Sam: “What’s up, buddy?”
Alpine: *shows off his collar*
Sam: “A note?”
Sam, unwrapping and reading it: “He apologized to me via cat. Gotta say, that’s creative.”
Bucky, outside the door: “Was afraid you wouldn’t let me in.”
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chief-falcon · 6 days ago
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Sam, wearing Bucky’s shirt and jacket: “Bucky, what is this?”
Bucky: “Clothes.”
Sam: “Yeah, but——“
Bucky: “Okay, so they’re not colorful and don’t scream friendly, I get it.”
Sam: “No—“
Bucky: “And maybe I have the taste of a grandpa, but that’s because I’m old enough to be one.”
Sam: “I meant the sleeves.”
Bucky: “What’s wrong with them?”
Sam: “You tore off all the left sleeves from your shirts and jackets.”
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chief-falcon · 6 days ago
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Sam: “Hey, have you seen this?”
Bucky: “What?”
Sam: “There’s this fan page online of me and they post such accurate assumptions about me, it kind of makes me think it’s someone I know.”
Bucky, nervously: “Ha, I bet it’s just some bored teenager.”
Sam: “Really?”
Bucky, sweating nervously: “Yeah, haha.”
Sam: “Bucky, your email is visible and is literally your full name.”
Bucky:
Sam: “Also you posted a photo with your arm visible.”
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