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men who look at you like you are their whole world.

men who notice your abnormal silence only to realize you are overthinking and quickly interrupt with a soft "hey, i love you"

men who take pride in being your safe space.

men who would want to give you the moon but realistically can't, so instead they make it a point to send you pretty moon pics every day.

men who understand how much their presence calms you down and they actively seek you out when you feel anxious.

men who put you first. always. Not because you expect them to, but the truly want to.

men who give space and are patient with you, who console you, comfort you, reassure you

men who love you just because. It comes to them as easy and naturally as breathing.

men who provide, because they want to, not because they think less of you and your independent choices, but because they think you are above such mundane tasks that might bring you even a percent of stress.

men who maintain their tones throughout the conversation, because not only they understand the impact of loud harsh word but also why you feel the panic need to raise yours in an unbalanced situation.

men who understand why in a movie, the male lead finally found and chose to stay with their tortured/ kidnapped partner instead of running behind the bad guy.

men who hold onto you, so tightly, burying themselves into you, because they truly believe, your embrace is the problem to all their solutions.

men who are in love with you, truly, madly, foolishly, completely, proudly, unabashedly, timelessly.

#dc #dc x reader #dc headcanon #batman headcanon #batfam headcanons #anime headcanons #jjk x reader #jjk #jjk headcanons #jjk hcs #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #hq #hq x reader #hq headcanons #bleach #bleach x reader #bleach headcanons #aot x reader #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha headcanons #naruto #naruto x reader #naruto headcanons #tokyo revengers #call of duty #call of duty x reader #call of duty headcanons

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The Tales of Grim Reaper

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In a realm that straddles the line between the living and the dead,is a bizarre and unsettling experience. A whisper, velvety and malevolent, sent shivers racing down her spine. It was a voice that seemed to materialize from the shadows.

"Hello~" the voice whispered into her ear. She spun around, startled, but there was no one to be seen. The empty space offered no explanation. Then, like a bolt of lightning, a searing pain shot through her head, causing her to collapse to the ground.

When she regained her senses, she found herself staring up at a figure. The figure was a tall man in a long, ebony robe. His pale, angular face held a sardonic smirk, and his dark eyes gleamed with curiosity as he regarded her.

"How cute, mortal" he taunted with a chuckle. "I'm here to take your soul today."

She was not one to succumb to fear. “No thanks” “Excuse me?” The man tilted his head. “That wasn’t a question, it was a statement. You die, your soul goes to me. Them’s the rules.” She propped herself up and, with unwavering determination, shot back, "And I said no thanks. Where are your manners?"

The man's smirk melted into a scowl. "Who are you to speak to me like that?" he growled, his irritation surfacing. "I'm a grim reaper. I'm supposed to scare the living daylights out of you humans. And yet you treat me like a child."

"Because you're acting like one," she quipped, her defiance unwavering. The man’s smirk faded, replaced with a scowl. “Excuse me? I am thousands of years old.” “Ok boomer” “You little brat.” The man muttered, crossing his arms and walking closer to you. “Do you really think you can speak to me that way and get away with it?” The man, now identified as a grim reaper, was clearly losing his patience.

"Wow, it must be nice to be so entitled," She retorted, not backing down.

He chuckled softly but stood up, brushing off his robe. "Who are you to speak to me like that? I'm a grim reaper. I'm supposed to scare the living daylights out of you humans. And yet you treat me like a child?"

"Because you're just a silly little guy," she fired back.

This time, Nigel's scowl deepened. "Excuse me? I am thousands of years old."

"Ok boomer," she teased, pushing all the right buttons.

"You little brat," Nigel growled, unable to hide his growing frustration.

"Do old man ears not work anymore?" she continued, relentlessly.

Nigel's face flushed. "What did you just call me?"

"Do you mean to tell me you can't hear properly, old-timer?" her audacity knew no bounds.

Nigel's response was to grab her by the throat, lifting her off the ground. His anger and frustration were palpable as he snarled, "You little brat. Who gave you the right to speak to the grim reaper like that?"

Undeterred, she had a response that took Nigel by surprise. "Wrong time to tell you that maybe I might be into this."

Nigel's grip loosened as he seemed to consider her words. He muttered, "Why are you humans so weird? Can't you just be scared of me like everyone else?"

"Because we all have our coping mechanisms," she quipped, her smirk intact.

Nigel's frustration reached its peak. "How are those coping mechan—shut up," he muttered, flustered. It was a strange moment for him.

She pressed on, "into that as well."

Nigel groaned. "Shut up."

Their verbal jousting had taken an unexpected turn, leaving Nigel in a state of flustered confusion. He placed her back on the ground, leaning against the wall, his arms crossed, and a hint of a blush coloring his cheeks. “What is wrong with you?”

"Oh, that's a can of worms I'd rather not open," she added, "I mean, really, how much time do you have?"

"I am immortal, human. I have all the time in the world you could possibly imagine," Nigel replied, his eyes narrowing.

"Because you're just a silly little guy," she playfully taunted, pushing Nigel's buttons with an impish grin.

Nigel's face flushed. "Am not!"

Nigel rolled his eyes, pushed to the brink. "You're extremely irritating, do you know that?"

With a smirk, she said, "Worse than Ted Bundy? Hitler? Freaking Genghis Khan?"

Nigel, in a moment of weakness, admitted, "…yes." His face turned even redder.

She playfully continued, "He didn't have the balls to be like me," laughing at her own joke.

Nigel chuckled a bit and then muttered, "S-shut up." His defenses were clearly crumbling.

"I know I'm hilarious," she responded, amused. "That's why I understand why you'd want me. But I can't go with you. And the looking stupid part? I don't think you need my help with that."

Nigel shook his head in a mixture of frustration and fascination. "You're a brat." she seemed unfazed. "Yay, I love winning."

Nigel sighed and shook his head. "You are the most irritating human I have EVER met." A hint of a smirk played on her lips. "Aww, you mean it? Thanks."

Nigel's irritation reached its peak as he muttered, "…I don't even understand how you're not afraid of me."

But she had an answer ready: "I'm just a teenage girl in the teenage world."

Nigel's tone shifted, a mix of confusion and grudging admiration. "…You're still extremely annoying, but I have to admit, you are something. I've never met anyone like you."

"Awwww! Stop!"

Nigel, unable to make sense of the strange encounter, grumbled, "This whole interaction was unnecessary." Despite his protests, she had managed to turn what should have been a grim meeting into a bizarre and flustering conversation. The tension between them was undeniable, but an unspoken understanding had begun to take root.

With an exasperated sigh, Nigel conceded, "You're a brat." Unable to resist one final tease, concluded, "Meh, I've been called worse."

Their unique and bizarre encounter had created a peculiar connection between the young, fearless girl and the immortal grim reaper. But that was not the end of their story; there was still more to unfold.

#grim reaper #reaper #grim #grim reaper x reader #oc x reader #grim reaper fluff #grim reaper au #grim reaper x you #daddyissuesmademe #Nigel my bog boy

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parallels.

(no I will not be taking criticism)

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo saturo #geto suguru #jjk gojo #jjk geto #satusugu #eren yeager #eren jaeger #mikasa #mikasa ackerman #aot #attack on titan #erenmika

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".....but"

"but nothing." he whispers firmly, not wanting the walls to hear. Just you and him.

" you're worth it." again in his soft voice, but not his forehead resting against yours.

" You're worth my patience, you're worth my time, you're worth all my love and more"

Your breathing patterns now synced up, slow breaths going in and out.

"I love you just the way you are now. I love you when you're pissed and I love you when you're in joy because it's still you. It's always going to be you, no matter what."

Hands now intertwined, feeling safe in that familiar embrace.

Reassurance. Confidence. Pure Love.

#marvel #haikyuu x reader #aot x reader #naruto x reader #marvel x reader #dc x reader #knb x reader #bnha x reader #jjk x reader #owari no seraph #mha x reader #one piece x reader #kny x reader #demon slayer x reader #tvd x reader #supernatural x reader #harry potter x reader

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MHA #1 | tamaki amajiki

Okay, hear me out and then feel free to cancel me.

Keep reading

#my hero acedamia #mha #boku no academia #bnha #tamaki amajiki smut #tamaki amajiki nsfw #tamaki amakiji #suneater smut #suneater #mha hc #mha tamaki #tamaki amajiki #tamaki amajiki hc #mha headcanons

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What's the point of wearing ethanic/desi outfits if your cleavage isn't gonna pop out? Like babe, I'm attending this wedding only to talk shit, eat free food and cause a scene. Wdym modesty?

#desi tag #desiblr #desi #Asian #indiandress #traditional femininity #ethanic

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MHA #1 | tamaki amajiki

Okay, hear me out and then feel free to cancel me.

So, tamaki amajiki right? Our fav introvert. Let's talk about his quirk, Manifest. My boy can basically manipulate features and sizes simultaneously.

So basically, if he eats crab legs he can make crab legs of his own

But what about he things that can't be manipulated or are just not efficient to use in the battlefield? Let's say ice cream. My theory is like any other human, the foods like ice cream, stimulate his feelings and emotions.

Ice Cream = Happy babey

Spicy Chips = Angry/ Annoyed babey

Onigiri = Content babey [ I believe it's his comfort food]

Stay with me I have a point, okay? 

SooOOoO does that mean the babey, in addition to his personality and mental health [bc we don’t invalidate people here] can it be said that he acts like a pussy because he’s a pro at eating it? listen to me, don’t hate me. 

I AM JUST SAYING TAMAKI’S PUSSY EATING GAME IS STRONG AF 10/10 WILL RECOMMEND. 

suneater? nah more like pussy eater. 

#my hero acedamia #mha #boku no academia #bnha #tamaki amajiki smut #tamaki amajiki nsfw #tamaki amakiji #suneater smut #suneater #mha hc #mha tamaki #tamaki amajiki #tamaki amajiki hc #mha headcanons

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Me a manga reader, halfway through my secret Stash of bacardi re-watching Haikyuu vs Shiratorizawa after the new AOT episode : motherfucker, twist my arm tell me what happens next

#haikyuu #aot season 2 #levi aot #attack on titan #haikyuu hinata #levi ackerman #eren jaeger #ushijima wakatoshi

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Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

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Was Spider-Man No Way Home great? Yes

Was it worth the hype? Absolutely

Did it cure my ass depression? Indeed

Will I be making a analytical post later? Yes

This is post contains spoilers

Let's talk about Andrew Garfield in that suit. This man woof woof arggg.

The way I'd give that man the nastiest, sloppiest, dirtiest, toe curling, pu$$y throbbing, breathtaking, soul sucking head like good sir let me thank you for your service

#spider-man #spiderman : no way home #spider man spoilers #no way home spoilers #spiderverse

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MOTHER AND FUCKERS GUESS WHO THE WATCHED THE FUCKING MOVIE????

✨this bitch right here✨

Also here's the screensnap as a proof. Man I fucking love this movie

Everybody stfu and listen to me.

PSA : I FEEL THAT BOTH THE SCENES DISCUSSED BELOW ARE SUCCESSIVE.

THIS HAND YOU SEE??? It's ANDREW GARFIELD'S.

HEAR ME OUT.

so when MJ's falling it's a deja vu, right. We've watched the movie and cried about it. But think about it. Holland's Peter loves MJ with all his existence so when he sees her falling he looses it. Even though he jumps after her, he might not be able to make it in time. He is so terrified of loosing her that it causes a ripple in the space-time and that tingles Andrew's Peter Spidey senses. Mix that with the deja vu? My man is putting on the suit faster than Quicksilver and rushing in to save her.

Another proof you might ask? Well here.

So babey Peter is fighting half of the sinister six right? But look at the lizard. It's not even trying to lunge at Holland. No, it's trying to lunge at his Peter, that's ANDREW GARFIELD (2012- The amazing Spider-Man).

So in conclusion, Andrew saves Holland. Says get it together kid and they team up.

#marvel #no way home #spiderverse #spiderman no way home #spiderman #tom holland #sinister six #mj #spider gwen #peter parker #spiderman : no way home #spoiler #spider man spoilers #no way home spoilers #nwh spoilers

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TW : Use of the words "r@pe" and "kidnapping" (once)

I've been having nightmares for the past few days and they're bad. As a horror enthusiast, I usually take notes from my horror themed dreams but these dreams are different. They're terrifying to me because they include real life scenarios that could definately happen, ranging from kidnapping to r@pe. So naturally, I got spooked and being alone at home just added fuel to the fire. I started locking doors and windows and reduced myself to stay in one room with easy exits. I made myself think, that any moment now someone will break in. But, today I realized, I'm the first daughter of a desi household with deep rooted anger issues. Baby, you better break in because I need to let out this anger. Plus, it'll be counted as self defence.

Watch me girlboss my way out of this <3

You think you're crazy, dear attacker? Darling, I'll show you crazy.

#daddyissuesmademe #meme #tw.kiddnapping #kidnapping #thought of the day #funny tumblr #shit post

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Okay Marvel, it's great that there's cannon included with the dog and Clint's hearing aid and real clever of you 6 episodes because uk, it's six days to Christmas yeah, great.

But I swear by the $32.65 I have in my account that's IF IF CLINT BARTON, MR HAWKEYE, MR I DELETED ORGANIZED CRIME BECAUSE THANOS TOOK MY FAMILY, MR I LOST MY BESTFRIEND and MR TRYING TO BE THE BEST POSSIBLE DAD HE CAN BE doesn't get to go home for Christmas as he promised, I will throw hands. I will throw hands so hard and so fast, it'll be over before you could say "sue her".

That's all. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

#marvel #hawkeye #clint barton #kate bishop #hailee steinfeld #jeremy renner #mcu phase 4 #marvel's hawkeye #captain america and winter soldier #rogers the musical #hawkeye spoilers

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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Everybody stfu and listen to me.

PSA : I FEEL THAT BOTH THE SCENES DISCUSSED BELOW ARE SUCCESSIVE.

THIS HAND YOU SEE??? It's ANDREW GARFIELD'S.

HEAR ME OUT.

so when MJ's falling it's a deja vu, right. We've watched the movie and cried about it. But think about it. Holland's Peter loves MJ with all his existence so when he sees her falling he looses it. Even though he jumps after her, he might not be able to make it in time. He is so terrified of loosing her that it causes a ripple in the space-time and that tingles Andrew's Peter Spidey senses. Mix that with the deja vu? My man is putting on the suit faster than Quicksilver and rushing in to save her.

Another proof you might ask? Well here.

So babey Peter is fighting half of the sinister six right? But look at the lizard. It's not even trying to lunge at Holland. No, it's trying to lunge at his Peter, that's ANDREW GARFIELD (2012- The amazing Spider-Man).

So in conclusion, Andrew saves Holland. Says get it together kid and they team up.

#marvel #no way home #spiderverse #spiderman no way home #spiderman #tom holland #sinister six #mj #spider gwen #peter parker #spiderman : no way home

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Okay so once again I've succumbed to peer pressure and comman cold and finally binged AOT upto season 3 part 1 all I have to say is that,

Mr Ackerman aka Humanity's Strongest Soldier who's known to be reckless, very blunt, even insulting and cold just adopted a bunch of kids? Levi Squad? No babe, it's Adventures of Dad Levi ft just as eccentric unique kids. Mans really out here pulled a batman and adopted a bunch of traumatized fighter babies, didn't he?

Good for him. Good. For. Him

. . . . IN THEORY IT ALSO MAKES HIM A DILF MANS GOT IT GOING AND MANS GOT IT ALL

. . He's a little short but meh, go short king? We got you baby daddy.

#aot season 2 #levi aot #aot #eren yaegar #mikasa ackerman #attack on titan #armin arlert #historia #commander erwin #jean kirstein #levi ackerman #levi attack on titan #batman #dc #jason todd #dick grayson #batboys #damian wayne #tim drake #red hood #nightwing #bruce wayne

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW