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[fanficwriting]

Sam: so. there’s something we probably need to talk about but I don’t know how to bring it up.

Bucky: just rip the bandaid off, Sam. 

Sam: I think we’re into each other. like. in love and all that shit. 

Bucky: put the fucking bandaid back on, we do not have time to deal with feelings right now. 

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[teafrompari]

Zemo: I actually have a black belt

Sam: In what? Karate?

Zemo: No, from Gucci

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[shortamarble]

sam: three words. say them and I'm yours.

bucky: three words.

sam:

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[stucky-hoe]

Steve: Aww, Buck, I'm so happy to see you laughing. What happened?

Bucky: ... *blinks*

Steve: *realization* *sighs*... Clint, where's Sam?

Clint: Fell down two flights of stairs...

Steve: ...

Bucky: ...

Steve: Buck, we talked about this-

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[adrian-sunflower]

Walker; “I’ve jumped on many grena--”

Sam: “Did you fight in world war two?”

Walker; “No but--”

Bucky; “Have you jumped out a plane and survived?” 

Walker; “No, but i have--”

Sam & Bucky; “Did you take on threats from every country that signed the Sokovia accords and the other half of your team that you practically considered your family just to make sure that your best friend was not going to be harassed or killed during recovery?”

Walker: “No.”

Bucky: ‘”Then shut the fuck up.”

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[ifwewere-gay]

*post tfaws*

Bucky: so, how are you enjoying this change of scenery, Zemo?

Zemo:

Zemo:.....

Zemo: this is a jail cell,,,,, that you put me in

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[bucky-bucket-barnes]

Sam: Do you guys want something?

Bucky: My twenties back.

Y/N: A sense of purpose.

Bucky: A sliver of happiness.

Y/N: Less headaches.

Sam: . . .

Sam: I meant from the store.

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[apocxlypticangel]

do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior james bucky barnes?

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[ze-veemonator]

guys, sam wilson can't say "specific", he says "stecific/spethific" instead

and bucky makes fun of him for it, 100%

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[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Steve: I can't believe you still haven't told that old man you killed his son

Bucky: So? Sam still hasn't told you about 9/11

Sam: [singing] ...12! 13, 14, 15! That's how you count to 15! By skipping 10 and starting with 9!

Steve: *grins and applauds*

[from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]

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[fanficwriting]

Sam: you really need to learn to pick your battles, Buck. 

Bucky: I’ve already learned to pick my battles, Sam. 

Bucky: I’m just choosing all of them. 

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[teafrompari]

Sam: if your name is Bucky *taps Bucky's shoulder to get his attention*

Bucky: shh

Sam: and you really handsome, come on raise your hand!

Bucky: *bashfully raises his hand*

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[shortamarble]

bucky: what's up guys? I'm back :)

sam: what the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

bucky: death is a social construct.

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Sam: I think you have PTSD.

Bucky: Yeah I have PTSD, proficient talent for sucking dick.

Sam: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as an escape mechanism.

Bucky: I don’t think you understand how genius what I just said was.

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[adrian-sunflower]

Sam; “Morning Bucky.”

Bucky; {Looks up at the man with a bored look as he sips from his coffee mug, it was then that he proceeds to flip the man off}

Sam; {Sighs before he turns to leave, a smile forming on his face} “Yeah, I am more far gone than i thought.” 

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[balkanbitch]

Sarah: Oh yeah I loved princess diana! I can't believe the royal family murdered her

Bucky knowing full well that he was the one who killed princess diana:

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