The Marvels was another level of comedy. The "He's bilingual" line took me out like a fucking train.
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The High Evolutionary destroyed an entire planet of innocent people and I am DEVASTATED THAT THEY KILLED THE PRECIOUS BAT FAMILY.
Also I am permanently emotionally devastated from the Rocket flashbacks
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Me trying to shoot my shot at Namor
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The Marvels is unrealistic because when Monica Rambeau, grown woman who Kamala has just met, asked her, completely unprompted, about the fanfiction she writes about the woman standing several feet in front of them, Kamala's initial response wasn't "shrivel up into a ball and die"
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Damn, Matt Murdock already flirting with Jen right after beating her in court? That’s so…actually, no, he’d definitely do that. Man has no chill when it comes to flirting.
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No lie, the alternate Mr. Fantastic being the “world’s smartest man” (and having the scientific achievements to back it up) but also so lovably dumb that he gets the entire Illuminati killed by impulsively mentioning what Black Bolt’s powers are to Wanda is the most hilariously accurate-to-the-comics thing in the world.
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hope: do you ever wanna talk about your feelings, mom?
janet: no
hank: i do
hope: i know, dad
hank: i like ants
hope: i know, dad
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Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.
Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.
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”My beloved raccoon, the story has been yours all along, you just didn’t know it.”
I can’t express what I felt in this movie. But I can say that I was certainly never imagining this the slightest. Last time I felt that sorry for a character it was for Wall-E and I was 8.
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Seeing a lot of folks pointing out parallels between the first Thor movie and the Loki finale so may I remind everyone of the first tree Loki made:
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was I the only one who genuinely had a great time watching mom? like don't get me wrong, there're A LOT of things I would have liked to see differently in the movie but overall I had fun. stephen was great, wanda IS the strongest of avengers, wong sorcerer supreme my beloved <3, américa chávez and her powers (!!!), sam raimi's new york, the cameos and the whole illuminati thing. I really had a marvelous time
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America Chavez asking if Peter shot webs out his ass has to be the funniest line in the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe.
And the fact that Dr. Strange doesn't know if he does makes it even funnier.
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the fact that oscar isaac comments on studying DID and talking to professionals in order to prepare for his role as moon knight is such a win for everyone in that community. one more reason to stan oscar isaac
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