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sugardells · 2 years

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Just a Wise Girl and a Seaweed Brain 🔱

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luna-lovegreat · 3 months

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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

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wierdshenanigans · 9 months

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Annabeth: I had a dream I got arrested for tax evasion.

Annabeth: which is weird because I don't even pay taxes.

Percy: Wise girl, that is tax evasion-

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bisexual-cryptid · 2 years

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Stranger Things + Textposts (pt ?)

#stranger things #st4 vol1 #st4 vol2 #strangerthingsedit #steve harringon #eddie munson #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #ronance #will byers #will the wise #steddie #stranger things as textposts #textposts #incorrect quotes #bcstrangerthingsastextposts

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incorrect911argoship · 1 month

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Eddie: Hen, I need your help.

Hen: Are you ok? What happened?

Eddie: I need to stop being attracted to Buck.

Hen: What happened…?

Eddie: I was about to have a panic attack and Buck, trying to distract me, told me to be gentle with myself.

Hen: That's not too bad.

Eddie: Then he said, "I'm the only one allowed to be rough with you" and then he just left.

Hen: Not gonna lie, that was smooth. I say have fun and always use a safe word.

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect buddie #buddie #911 #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #hen wilson #chimney han #ravi panikkar #dom!buck #sub!eddie #bobby nash #hen is so wise

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sacersanguis · 2 years

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Jason: You decided to ask relationship advice from BRUCE?!

Tim: I WAS PANICKING OKAY JASON LISTEN---

Jason: THE ONE GUY WHO'S NEVER BEEN IN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP? THE GUY WHO HAD A BABY WITH FREAKING TALIA AL GHUL? THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF COMMITMENT ISSUES AND BAD COMMUNICATION? YOU ASKED HIM FOR RELATIONSHIP---

Tim: YES ON HINDSIGHT I CAN SEE I MADE A BAD DECISION OKAY I WAS PANICKING ALRIGHT BERNARD THINKS I'M GONNA BREAK-UP WITH HIM AND NOW HE WANTS TO "TALK" I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST---

Jason: PHONED ME?! FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE?!!-

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deserthusbands · 2 months

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cody: hey, skywalker, got a minute?

anakin: sure, cody. what's on your mind?

cody, leaning in conspiratorially: so, i've been thinking...

anakin:.. thinking about what?

cody: about proposing to obi-wan.

anakin, choking on air: proposing? as in marriage?

cody, strained: no, no, not like that! i was thinking of proposing we add extra training sessions for the boys.

anakin: oh, right. that's... uh, a good idea, cody. you had me worried there for a moment.

#commander cody #star wars the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #codywan #obi wan x cody #incorrect quotes #codywan incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #telling anakin isn't wise #cody meant the other thing #cody cody cody

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donnas-dollface · 9 months

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Courage Boosts;

Donna, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Y/N, looking at her: I don't know, when are you going to ask me to?

Donna, going red under the veil: ...

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Angie: And you just walked away?!

Donna, head down in at her kitchen table: I wasn't expecting them to flirt back!

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dawnthefox24 · 3 months

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Vincent: I like your new pants Rody. Rody: Thanks, they were 50% off! Vincent: *tries to flirt with Rody*I’d like them better if they were 100% off~ Rody: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Vincent: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Thats’s… not what I meant. Rody: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Vincent and you're a chef. Vincent: Rody you're so stupid Rody: HUH!?

#dead plate #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #vincent x rody #incorrect quotes #maybe correct #actually this is very correct #dead plate game #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #this is them #cant tell me other wise

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willbyerssupremacist · 11 months

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thought this was funny

#byler #byler tumblr #will byers #mike wheeler #byler endgame #will the wise #byler canon #stranger things #mike wheeler i know what you are #byler proof #byler incorrect quotes #byler meme #byler memes

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ryuji-ism · 5 months

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Unrelated, but I found this article when looking for some photos and I thought you should see it too

They're not wrong, that's all I'm saying

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ryuji sakamoto #persona 5 protagonist #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #pegoryu #not incorrect (quote wise)#250n

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cabin9sblog · 11 months

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Percy: Welcome, fellow idiots Annabeth: Hello, Seaweed Brain Percy, distressed: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Annabeth, competitive: You underestimate me

#heroes of olympus #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #head counselors of chb #annabeth chase #percy and annabeth #percy x annabeth #percabeth #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect heroes of olympus #argo 2 crew #the argo 2 #seaweed brain #wise girl

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bun-lapin · 6 months

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TWST Voice Line Scene #8

🦐Yuu: (walking with Ace, Deuce, and Grim) Good morning, Idia! What are you doing on your phone?

💀Idia: …Morning. I'm just getting my daily logins done before class starts.

💀Idia: (sighing) Why can't classes have login bonuses, too? That'd almost make me wanna show up.

❤️Ace: Oh! I have a daily login bonus for you, senpai! (hands Idia a notebook)

🐱Grim: I have a daily login for you too! (hands Idia another notebook)

♠️Deuce: Me too! (also hands Idia a notebook)

💀Idia: (holding three notebooks)

💀Idia: …Is this just your homework?

🦐Yuu: We all forgot to do our history assignments.

TWST Voice Line Scenes Masterlist

#fun fact: I drew all the triangles in the quote card by hand #because I spend my free time wisely <3 #but tbh I started to enjoy it halfway through lol #twst #twisted wonderland #twst imagines #twst voice line scene #twst incorrect quotes #idia shroud #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #twst yuu #gn!mc #bun-lapin écrit

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incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes · 6 months

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Darth Vader: We're bonding. Luke even called me the D-word. Mara Jade: Dumbass? Darth Vader: No. Dad.

#darth vader #anakin skywalker #mara jade #luke skywalker #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: icarly #timeline-wise this makes no sense but it made me giggle so

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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PAST!ROSE: Bass makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I think about lesbian sex on company time.

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ROSE: BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED ІТ????????

FEFERI: FIS)( TYPO

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #feferi peixes #mod terezi #tbh people probably thought this was just a sign that she had the hots for feferi #which she would be wise to do

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write-it-motherfuckers · 1 year

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Person A: “Oof, I’m in trouble now.”

Person B: “Oh shit! How did they even find us so fast?!”

Person A: “Oh I’m pretty sure there’s trackers in at least half of the things they’ve given me... They’ve always been a little paranoid and overprotective.”

Person B: “You and I clearly have different ideas of what ‘a little’ means.”

Person A: “Well, to be fair, they do have a lot of dangerous enemies... and they know all too well how poor my self-preservation is, considering I willingly chose them as my partner, despite knowing what their profession is.”

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