#pjo incorrect quotes
Jason and Leo should've gotten together don't even @ me
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In the House of Hades Cupid knew of Jason's silent homosexual pining for Leo, thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Percy: You know what I realized?
Nico: That some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Percy: Nice try, but no.
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Piper: Yes, I'm bisexual.
Piper: I'm attracted to women because women are incredible and I'm attracted to men because I love making bad choices.
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Honestly I don’t know why I didn’t come up with this sooner but ‘Carillon’ (which means music box for you non-Italians) by Nahaze feat. Achille Lauro SCREAMS NICO DI ANGELO VIBES
If you’re wondering why here’s the English translation of the bridge which TOTALLY FITS HIM (I translated it, so be nice please <3):
When at night I can’t sleep it off,
when this will be over, please, hold me tight.
Life takes away without giving us any reason why.
It’s a crisis for the unstable emotional traits.
When you won’t be here, please, just fake it.
When I won’t be able to hold you at night anymore.
Stay here tonight, please, even though it’s selfish;
even if I were cured just for show.
It reminds me so much of his nightmares. I guess eventually Will would help him getting through them and he would even make it a little better, but I also think that, despite this, Nico would still have a lot of abandonment issues. Maybe he would still have a deep irrational fear that Will could fade away someday and leave him.
AND on this sad note there’s another part of the song that could easily fit this:
When at night
I can't sleep
They are huge
Earth to Moon
I know they'll become true.
Besides this last line (I know they’ll become true) is absolutely a sum up of the voices-thing we read in the Tower of Nero. Will suggests him to talk about them to Dionysus in order to figure out what’s real and what’s not, but Nico somehow thinks that what he hears is real and will become true.
Ok this turned out longer that I expected so I’ll just leave here the song if you’re curious :))
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Random conversations I found on the internet that could perfectly be between Will and Nico:
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Nico: Schrodinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Annabeth: I'm dumb
Leo: I'm cold
Percy: I'm dehydrated
Jason: I'm alive
Jason: Beat that!
Nico: Um, well
Will: C'mon, Nico, admit it and you'll win this discussion!
Nico: I don't want to win any stupid discussion. It's not even a discussion!
Nico: I am sunshine
Will: FINALLY! You agree!
Nico: You know what? I'm straight too.
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new camper: but wait, do dragons exist?
malcolm: sadly, yes
new camper: but how?? their wing proportions and weight contradict so it’s impossible for them to fly
malcolm: i have no idea how any of this stuff works, only that monsters exist and they want to kill me
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Riordanverse charcters as things my friends, family and I have said.
Annabeth: Percy, do you know the X word?
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Mr D: I assure you, this type of idiocy will not be tolerated
Percy: Is there another type of idiocy you'd prefer?
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jason: how are you SUCH a nightmare?
leo: ha. years of practice.
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leo: we don’t need swords, i have a lighter! we got some hairspray, make some flamethrowers. let’s fry these bitches!
jason: NOBODY IS FRYING ANY BITCHES
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percy, skating into the big house with clout goggles and a rainbow smoothie: chiron, your not gonna fucking believe this
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Chiron: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Leo: Okay but in my defense Piper bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Chiron: that's not what i- you drank SHAMPOO?
Leo: What?! No! You're the one farting bubbles
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Will, talking about Nico: One time he couldn’t decide whether he wanted to call me ‘pretty boy’ or ‘baby genius’ and he ended up blurting out ‘pretty baby’
Nico, embarrassed: ShutupShutupShutupShutup-
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Nico: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks?
Will: Go to sleep
Will: Wait! I could read in the dark!!
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Nico, handing Dionysus a card: Here you go
Mr. D: What’s this?
Nico: It’s a father’s day card. I know you’re not really my father, but...
Nico: Why are you crying??
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Nico: Can you tuck me in?
Will: You just handed me a shovel-
Nico: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
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Clarisse: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'll go first: I. Hate. You.
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