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Leia Organa: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now. Winter: There is no WiFi in prison. Leia Organa: Thank you.

#leia organa #winter #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: tumblr

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Count Dooku: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.

Lorian Nod: It must have been your personality.

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Wedge Antilles: Okay, we have to find a way out of here. Kell Tainer: Burn down the building. Face Loran: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat. Wedge Antilles: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

#wedge antilles #kell tainer #face loran #wraith squadron #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: scrubs

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Kyp Durron: Is there anything else you wanna say to the people listening tonight?

Exar Kun: My favorite color is blood.

Kyp Durron:

The Entire Academy:

Kyp Durron: Alright.

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Qui-Gon Jinn: [finds a stray cat] Qui-Gon Jinn: Can we keep it? Tahl: Master Dooku is allergic. Qui-Gon Jinn: Master Dooku can stay outside.

#qui gon jinn #tahl #count dooku #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: twitter

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Mirax Terrik: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but we simply don't have time to hear about Corran's sordid romantic past.

Iella Wessiri: What have you become?

Mirax Terrik: A hero in a time of crisis!

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Darth Malak: Any last words? Revan: I miss Macaulay Culkin. Carth Onasi: Tell Dustil I love him. Revan: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

#darth malak #revan #carth onasi #dustil onasi #kotor #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: wynonna earp

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Rahm Kota: You need to ask, are you letting yourself be led by fear or by love?

Galen Marek: Fear.

Galen Marek: A hundred percent fear.

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alright we're a month out from May the Fourth and i cannot find a single suitable redhead joke. For the past few years, in celebration of May the Fourth, I've done a quote about redheads since the EU had a truly disproportionate amount of them, and in the tags I painstakingly list out every single EU redhead (minus a few video game characters that don't fit due to tag limits).

seeing as how i can't find a good joke yet, in order to determine if i should give up and figure out a different May 4 schtick, i will pose this question to y'all:

#palpatine i love democracy.gif #this is incredibly stupid but i've got to plan out my queue lol #not a quote

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[at a restaurant] The Waitress: Police and kids five and under eat for free. Jacen Solo: [nudges Ben] Ben Skywalker: I'm a cop.

#jacen solo #ben skywalker #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: twitter

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Mara Jade: I don’t need friends! I HAVE KNIVES! [throws knife]

Luke Skywalker: [dodges]

Mara Jade: I’m... out of knives.

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Mission Vao: You aren't coming with me?

Revan: Mission, I'm not your mom.

Revan: [hands her a lunchbox] Here are your sandwiches. I'll pick you up at five.

#Mission Vao #Revan #kotor #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: spaced

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Erisi D'Larit: Right. Clearly none of us are spies. So let’s start planning secret military stuff.

Erisi D'Larit: Got anything juicy?

Corran Horn: I like this girl!

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Ysanne Isard: I poisoned one of our glasses. Ysanne Isard: But I forgot which one. Emperor Palpatine: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine

#ysanne isard #emperor palpatine #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: club penguin

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Ben Skywalker: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Jaina Solo: But you’re not at mid-life...

Ben Skywalker: A quarter-life crisis, then.

Jaina Solo: You’re not at quarter-life either...

Ben Skywalker: So what would you call it?

Jaina Solo: Just a crisis.

Ben Skywalker: Oh, yeah.

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Corran Horn: 911 what's your emergency? Corran Horn: What do you mean you're being murdered? Corran Horn: That's illegal people can't do that

#corran horn #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: club penguin

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Face Loran: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!

Wraith Squadron: [deadpanned silence]

Face Loran: Damn y’all depressed as fuck.

Dia Passik: You didn’t clap either.

Face Loran: Shut up.