This is so funny help
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Modern AU: Karl & his hammer
Karl is an engineer who seeks only connections with the rich to steal their jewelry to fund his factory of shady experiments via the dark web. Has a portable hammer as a weapon to mug the rich. Decided to stick around after seeing how pathetic they are in their own way and felt sorry for them. Ends up seeing them as siblings and grows to like the dog rat too.
Alcina is a talented jazz singer turnt part-time wine maker (lovess wine) who is under investigation by a mysterious secret organization for using "concerning" ingredients. She believes that they are only trying to slander her name as the wine tastes great and they are just jealous (Dimitrescu family secret :) ) Meets the 3 others after passing out in the middle of an alleyway (forgot her iron supplements, cursed to faint at the most inconvenient of times) while under hot pursuit by the organization.
Moreau, a doctor who longs for a sense of belonging outside of work, happens to hear the commotion and sees an affluent-looking lady passed out in the alley chased by people with "cameras?" (bad eyesight without his glasses) Forces 3 randoms to help carry the "nice lady away from paparazzi" into his house by the reservoir. Ends up loving the 3 and the others see him as a caring older brother who wants the best for them.
Donna is a weed dealer who's chihuahua named Angie ate up a customer's bag of weed and both are running away from said angry customer who happens to be from the same organization that is after Alcina. Karl used Donna's bong to knock out one pursuing agent. Decides to group with the 3 as they reminded her of her family before tragedy. Loves Alcina's songs. Often gives Donna good "life" advice.
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Lady dimitrescu:Donna, my little cutie.
Do you like it?🤪
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Just look what my friend has made!!! That's an amazing art and I'm so proud of her. Unfortunately, my friend doesn't have tumblr, so she let me post it here
AU where Donna's wearing a porcelain mask instead of her mourning garbs. She's also more confident and... sexy, omg T_T
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Cute HC time: If Donna ever cries, Angie just sings /anything/ until Donna smiles again. 🎶
Don't mind me, I just work here 🤷
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Ethan: i need to go to the grocery store, want to come?
Karl: you and me, Ethan. together, we can go get groceries and grind Mirander into paste!
Ethan: ... was that a yes?
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Cassandra: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon ?
Bela: I’m a knife !
Donna, from across the room: She’s a little spoon
Bela: Donnaaaaaaaaaaa !
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been rewatching a lot of Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural and I offer you: Donna and Heisenberg having a Shane and Ryan dynamic (Donna is Ryan, Heisenberg is Shane)
“i’ve connected the two dots”
“you didn’t connect shit”
“i’ve connected them”
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Donna is wearing a black turtleneck, dark greyish jeans, with black heeled boots and an eye patch as well. The style base on the hcs of @tumblingdowntheway2019. You can see here: https://tumblingdowntheway2019.tumblr.com/post/654334698094575616
Sorry for make you wait, thank you for believing in me.
Donna and little Rose!
Wait! There's still one art i want to give you.
I know this one is not in your hcs, but i want to draw them because both you and me love these dudes very much.
Check out @tumblingdowntheway2019, make request because of amazing and adorable hcs.
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Uh... I'm sorry that the plot is a bit short, and the proportions of the human body are not very good. I hope you don't dislike it. 🥲
I will continue to practice hard!🙂
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I wish miss Donna Beneviento would degrade me
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I'm planning to do #donnaberg smut render later 🥴
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Lords n cats
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The Four Lords all deserved more / better. But not Miranda. Fuck Miranda. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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one of my headcanons is that the fetus monster from RE8 was made by heisenberg after one of his preliminary “lets make the lycan king” experiments failed. he then panicked and gave it to donna because killing kids is bad but he also wants it very far away from him
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Grogu of House Dimitrescu, anyone? Must protect at all costs!
Originally posted on my twitter: @LilVicValentine
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Alcina: Mother Miranda, Someone keeps ruining my day every single morning.
Mother Miranda: Who?
Alcina: *Points at Heisenberg*
Mother Miranda: *Muttering* Ah shit here we go again.
Karl: Bitch, I haven’t even done anything wrong
Alcina: Your existence in this realm is already sufficient to ruin my day, child.
Karl: You know what?! Screw you and your rich word dictionary!
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donna absolutely listened to pearl jam and nirvana and the neighbourhood and arctic monkeys i was literally there
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all of my maiden ocs have deaths
and all the re8 deaths still happen in this "au" thing i have, i dont think its rly a au but it still has stuff that happens in canon
daniela was very affected by curlys death, she screamed and cried for days straight after finding her corpse, and alcina had to lock her away so she wouldnt do anything fatal to herself. then dani began seeing curlys "ghost" (its not actually her ghost, only a hallucination and delusion) pretending she saw curlys ghost was the only thing keeping her at bay. danis mental state definitely worsened since then, and she became a lot more violent, but "seeing" curlys ghost was still comforting for her whenever it came around. she would often wander off and follow the fake ghost and would even imagine complete conversations with her, dani would interrupt important meetings and dinner to go off and find curlys ghost, it would often be irritating for alcina and the fam, but they realized what was going on eventually and never told her it was a fake, since it was the only thing keeping her still there with them. dani doesnt see her all the time.
after curlys death too, dani became a lot more violent and aggressive with other maids, she used to normally be kind to them from time to time in the past but it all changed. she usually kills maids just until she can reunite with curly. shes usually very very aggressive, irritable and psychotic until she imagines her again.
donnas maidens death happens after her own, becuz donna has already witnessed enough death and i dont want her to see her lover die. zoe (thats her name) wasnt around during the events of the game, i have no clue where she couldve been, i imagine maybe off visiting her family or something like that, and donna couldnt go with her since it was urgent she stay becuz of the stuff that was goin on w miranda at that time. donna would send zoe messages thru that time she was away, basically messages abt everything, even when ethan was in her house, zoe got to hear donnas panic through the attack and before she was killed. she came back to total chaos and back when it was too late. zoe died years later back in her home country at 45. im not sure from what, probably a broken heart, she was extremely heartbroken over donna
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