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donnas-dollface · 9 months

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Alcina, trying to flirt for once: Are you a painting?

Y/N: Wha-?

Alcina: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Bela around the corner, sighing in relief and whispering to one of her sisters: OH GOD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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forgetminot · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition

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Y/n : *texting Leon* Leon there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Y/n: pls hurry up I'm going to cry

Y/n: Leon

Leon: Leon is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Leon: "Y/n, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?"

Y/n: "No, it’s mine."

Leon: "It... looks just like the one I have..."

Y/n: "You don’t have one like this anymore."

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Leon: "You need to be more careful!"

Y/n, who was dragged into Leon's issue: "Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-"

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*Y/n and Leon are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Y/n: "Oh my god, Leon, drive backwards!"

Leon: "Really, Y/n? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!"

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Y/n: "Is that a gun?!"

Leon: "It's not what it looks like!"

Y/n: "It looks like a gun!"

Leon: "Okay, maybe it is what it looks like- but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore."

Y/n: "...ANYMORE?!"

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Leon: "I like your new pants!"

Y/n: "Thanks, they were 50% off!

Leon: "I’d like them better if they were 100% off." *winks*

Y/n: "The store can’t just give away clothes for free."

Leon: "That’s… not what I meant."

Y/n: "That would be a terrible way to run a business, Leon."

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willalove75 · 7 months

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*y/n feeling under the weather and tired* *looks up at Alcina with outstretched arms* uppies? Alcina: *narrows her eyes at y/n* y/n: *pouts* Alcina: *scoffs, rolls her eyes and picks up y/n anyway* Y/n: *nuzzles into her neck with a content sigh* Alcina: *chuckles, shakes her head and kisses y/n on the forehead* what on earth have you done to me, my little mortal?

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ladybathoryy · 5 months

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Me:So my name is Bella and my step daughter name is Bela which is confusing but here's the catch.When people ask me about that,I can proudly lie "She was named after me".

Bela:You do know that I'm like a hundred years older than you, right?...

Me:...

Me:We don't talk about Bruno.

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maemation · 8 months

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Chris, after having a small argument with Leon: Remind me why I married you?

Leon, confused: You didn’t?

Chris: FUCK! THATS WHAT I FORGOT TO ASK YOU!

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ignify-caligo · 1 year

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Chris: Hey, do you know the password to Albert’s computer?

Leon: Fuck you, Chris.

Chris: Hey!!

Leon: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyouChris”.

Chris: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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imk1ra · 9 months

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*Leon and Chris skipping stones on lake*

Leon: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Chris, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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incorrect-re8 · 1 year

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Ethan: My hands are cold.

Heisenberg: Here, let me hold them.

Ethan: My lips are cold too.

Heisenberg: *covers Ethan's mouth with his hand*

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bellamer · 1 year

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Leon: We didn't even have a proper wedding, we went to the court house on a Tuesday

Luis: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.

Leon: You begged me to marry you.

Luis: It's true, I did.

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donnas-dollface · 9 months

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Y/N: When Alcina was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world."

Heisenberg: Oh please, when she was born the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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weskers-master · 8 months

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Chris: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

 Wesker: Okay.

 Chris: And make out during the scary parts.

 Wesker: Th-

 Wesker: The scary parts.

 Wesker: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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forgetminot · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes - Resident Evil Edition.

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Claire: "Why are both your tongues purple?"

Y/n: "We had slushies. I had a blue one-"

Leon: "and I had a red one."

Claire: "oh..."

Claire:

Claire: "OH!"

Chris:

Chris: "You drank each other's slushies?"

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Chris: "ARE YOU-"

Y/n: "Fucking"

Chris: "KIDDING ME?! YOU-"

Y/n: "Fucking."

Chris: "IDIOT!"

Leon: "…What was that?"

Y/n: "Claire banned Chris from swearing, so I’m helping him out."

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Chris: "What if people had food names and food had people names?"

Y/n: "Hey, Spaghetti we’re having chris for dinner."

Claire: "What is wrong with you people?"

Leon: "Shut up, Chocolate."

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willalove75 · 8 months

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*Bela, Daniela and Cassandra walk into the dining room in their new dresses, just getting back from a shopping trip in the village*

Alcina: oh girls, you all look beautiful.

*y/n walks in after them, wearing the same outfit they left in, but sporting a new push-up bra that makes their boobs look amazing*

Alcina: *almost chokes on her wine and barely manages to compose herself*

Cassandra: *to Daniela* You owe me 100 lei

Alcina: D-draga, you look, uh- wonderful.

Y/N: AW thanks babe! *kisses her on the cheek*

*throughout dinner Alcina can hardly focus on her meal or the conversation, she’s staring at y/n’s boobs the entire time*

Cassandra: hey mom, can I have 200 lei?

Alcina: *still distracted* huh? Yeah sure bug, my purse is over there *gestures vaguely* *keeps staring*

Daniela: mom, can I have 600 lei?

Alcina: mhm, *eyes don’t leave y/n’s chest* my purse *gestures again*

Bela: mom, can I have 1,000 lei?

Alcina: I already said- *a look of realization crosses her face* 1,000 lei?! What?! Absolutely not.

Bela: oh come on! You already gave Cass and Dani hundreds!

Alcina: WHAT

*Daniela and Cassandra cackle and fly out of the dining room*

Y/N: you two owe me 400 lei!!

Alcina: for what?!

Y/N: they made a bet that you’d be so distracted that they could ask you for any amount of money and you’d say yes. So I get half of what they got.

*Alcina rolls her eyes and facepalms*

Y/N: anyway, I was thinking that after dinner we could go to the library and-

Alcina: nope. *stands up and throws y/n over her shoulder and heads directly to the bedroom*

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randomfandomdreaming · 6 months

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Wesker, reading a report at his desk: [to Chris] Shut up.

Chris: I didn’t say anything!

Wesker: You’re breathing.

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maemation · 7 months

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Chris: *after finding a container of gummies in Leon’s bathroom cabinet*

Chris: Leon Scott Kennedy-Redfield! Since when do you take edibles!?

Leon: What the fuck? Those are my melatonin gummies man. I’m not that fucking cool…

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caitlynmeow · 6 months

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Daniela: We’re going to a candy store?! Bela: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed. Cassandra: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?! Bela, sighing: No-

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