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Nico: ..After all men who decide they enjoy aesthetics that are traditionally feminine, and decide not to give a damn about what society thinks are way braver than men who decide succumb to peer pressure and follow a more traditional masculinity that consists of hiding their feelings and watching sports.
Percy: All I said was that I didn’t want to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show with you right now.
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phlegathonbabe · 17 hours ago
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people who call luke a p*do or say he groomed annabeth are SO ANNOYING. rick clarified that him saying ‘i love you’ to annabeth was meant in a familial/non-romantic way, and its weird that you guys choose to ignore that! you could blame this misinterpretation on rick’s shitty writing but honestly i think its weird people ever interpreted it as romantic/sexual in the first place? at least i never did. and p*dophilia and grooming are such serious accusations to lay against someone, so the way the pjo fandom treats these words really irks me.
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captainwaffles · 23 hours ago
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Check Point
Do you have Wifi on?
When was your last sip of Water?
Did you eat anything today?
Did you brush your teeth?
Make sure you do that, I’ll wait here
Your back? Wonderful, continue on with your journey, I love you, and you’re doing amazing
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A child growing up locked away in their home and their parent refusing to let them get out because "the world outside is a bad place" while they yearn to go out to the world they see through the window.
No I'm not talking about a child growing up in lockdown, I'm talking about Rapunzel
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demistormer · 2 days ago
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Thalia: I’m so proud of Luke. 
Annabeth: Why?
Thalia: Last night he was so drunk he didn’t even recognize me. 
Annabeth: Why would that make you proud?
Thalia: Cause when I tried to take his shirt off to change it he stopped me and said “No stop! I have a girlfriend.” 
Annabeth: Aww! 
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demistormer · 2 days ago
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Luke: I wasn’t that drunk last night. 
Chris: You were flirting with Thalia.
Luke: So? She’s my girlfriend. 
Silena: You asked her if she was single. 
Chris: And cried when she said no.
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evedotcom · 2 days ago
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i'm watching tlt movie n i forgot how funny the lotus casino part is LMAO
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What instruments I think the Seven would play
(Not including if they can sing, that’s another post)
Percy:
Okay I know everyone wants him to play piano, and yeah, I can see him playing piano. But I don’t know why, but Percy gives off ukulele vibes. So yeah, instead of playing piano like a pro, I imagine him softly playing songs on the ukulele with Annabeth.
Annabeth:
…she can’t play instruments. Like, she helps out at camp with a tambourine or whatever, but despite her dexterity, she cannot play instruments.
Jason:
You know, y’all are probably thinking: “Bruh, what instrument could Jason possibly play?” Well, you know what instruments the Romans played in the army? Trumpets. That’s it, ma boi Jason, before leading as Praetor, during his years as soldier and later Centurion, ma boi was the one signaling orders with a trumpet. And occasionally, that trumpet also doubled as an alarm for the fifth cohort.
Piper:
I feel like Grandpa Tom taught Piper traditional Cherokee instruments (or modernised versions of them) when she was younger, but Piper to me always gave guitar vibes. To me, she felt like one of those girls who’d strum away on an acoustic guitar for days at times.
Frank:
Can confirm, 95% of Asians kids, especially Chinese kids were nudged to do an instrument when they were little. They can drop it later to focus on their studies, but there was at least one instrument in primary school. That instrument, was piano for Frank. I was gonna go with violin, but I thought to myself, can you really see Frank with a violin? Uh uh. So yeah, Frank learnt and played the piano with his mom Emily when he was younger, but stopped after she died.
Hazel:
I feel like Hazel never really had the luxury to learn a musical instrument properly. But I feel like she’s one of those people who had a great music sense. Like, she can really only help out with percussions, but she’d randomly have a perfect pitch or something like that.
Leo:
I know drums is probably the safe and more character fitting for Leo, but I really can’t get the image of Leo playing saxophone out of my head. I don’t know, it’s something about Leo plus one of the most sexy instruments out there that just vibes with me.
Bonus:
Nico:
He was a rich, Italian boy born in the 30s, he gives me strong classical piano vibes. Kid had a diplomat for a grandfather so he was probably relatively rich. I dunno, I’m just imagining Maria playing on a beautiful grand piano with little Bianca and Nico, and it just feels right.
Will:
I’d like to stick to fanon here. I’d like to think that despite having a successful musician for a mother, the God of Music for a father, this boy has -3 musical abilities. Lee used to give him the maracas because you cannot screw up the maracas.
Extra Bonus:
Lee Fletcher excelled at any instrument after learning it for 3 months. That was actually how he got a full ride to NYU (if they had those). Although unfortunately NYU never got to have him because he was supposed to go after the summer of the Battle of the Labyrinth.
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thereemwholived · 3 days ago
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Percy: *studying without annabeth*
Percy : who painted the Mona Lisa?
Percy: *checks solutions*
Percy: DA ViNki?
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babytrain · 3 days ago
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sally jackson tries to get poseidon to pay child support for percy and he pays her in sand dollars
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thatonefandomjumper · 4 days ago
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Sure, we like to talk about Will's sun tattoo. But like... where did he get it??? He's what, 15? 16 years old? How old was he when he got it? Do all Apollo kids get one when they are claimed?
Can you get a tattoo at CHB? And if not, did he forge a fake ID to get one at some point?
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allpjowomenarequeens · 4 days ago
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Funny idea but Bianca's fatal flaw is holding grudges, right? Imagine if she was getting the Hades figurine, only to keep it to spite Nico
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