#story time motherfucker

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: "How can you not know that you're dating a fucking deity?!"

Person B: "...I mean, to be fair, before the accident they never really acted like a deity around me. Our life together had been mostly domestic and sappy up until that point."

Person A: "And now?"

Person B: "...Honestly, it's still pretty domestic and sappy, they just don't bother hiding their inhuman nature around me anymore."

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue prompt #dialogue #person a and person b #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #deity #pantheon #supernatural #magic #fantasy #monster #love #romance #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion #fluff #fluffy

[bubblepopsims]

~Bunny Bear Madalyn Marie ft. bunny boop

i couldn't pass up on not putting my bun in these accessories by @1-800-cuupid CC set💘Bunny Bop || VENUS💘

and fits perfectly with my naughty innocent Maddi

#ts4 #ts4 simblr #ts4 screenshots #sims 4 #the tribe #my sims #oc: Maddi #oc: Rafael fl0ptrait #bunny bun #also I have to say it XD maddi is thick alright 🤣🤣🤣 and no it’s not fake at all she grew up like that 🤣 #I played maddi and emillie both for Highschool years mhm mhm and it was actually going to be about them but than… BUT THAN I made juju #and it was over 🤣🤣🤣 she had main character energy written all over her #she literally overpowered me and and said THIS is my fucking show alright and these are my friends 🤣🤣🤣 #but anyway yeah so maddi’s mom was thickums too ya know but not like this heheheh I also think it’s because she does go work out with Rafa #yep they are a gym couple #but yeah damn I get it Rafa XD I get it #plus you are a ass man #but you also get the tiddies tooo #you are lucky you fucker and you are being a fuckhead #I wish I was just writing story but no this motherfucker while I played him was just tenseeeeeee #all the time #stressed #than he got the fear of being cheated on and I was just not having it #so him in story was truth for the most part atleast my interpretation of it XD #Kay bye thanks for coming to my ted talk in my tags

[uncleardyn]

perkele! what a mess!

#my art #ahti the janitor #beat controls main story tonight. was good. legally obligated to play the alan wake games now #love that ahti showed up and i immediately went ''this guy is the coolest motherfucker alive'' and i was RIGHT #i was actually way more invested in the worldbuilding and like. all the documents more than the actual story. #cheering everytime the board gave us a phone call. the inverted black pyramid is my second favorite character #remedyverse #<- going to make that my catch-all tag for control and mr wake. bc u know i will be rbing stuff when the time comes. #i can feel that alan is going to change my brain chemistry. somehow. we'll see it when that day arrives.

[knowlesian]

gonna snap one day and run through the halls of media critique screaming A PLOTHOLE IS NOT WHEN THERE IS AN EASILY EXTRAPOLATED AND OBVIOUS ANSWER TO A QUESTION THAT THE WRITERS DID NOT THINK EVEN NEEDED TO BE EXPLAINED OUT LOUD BECAUSE THEY EXPECTED YOU TO USE YOUR BRAIN JUST A L I T T L E

#i swear to god this is going to make me lose my mind #“um they didn’t show us how this character who has access to multiple forms of transportation travelled a short distance to get to a place” #motherfucker unless there’s a reason they shouldn’t be able to travel that’s not a plothole #you’re being a nitpicky cinemasins trained dumbass who actively seeks to make stories worse??? STOP IT #don’t even get me started on how another lane here is people who just don’t pay attention to media #and then go “well how could i be expected to remember things in a story they should simply reexplain everything to me every single episode” #fuck ooooooooffffff #today’s annoyance brought to you by “why isn’t taissa at her job being a state senator” (because she hasn’t been sworn in yet ftlog) #and “how could people arrive at the same destination at roughly the same time after leaving at different times???” #when the answer is TWO OF THEM DROVE FROM OHIO TO UPSTATE NY AND THE OTHER FROM JERSEY #ONE DRIVE TOOK LONGER! BECAUSE OHIO IS FARTHER AWAY? LITERALLY THIS IS HOW GEOGRAPHY WORKS

[luxurysystems]

Do you remember the day I saved you?

#kevin sullivan #wrestling fanart #my art #sorry guys i- 🥲 #I just love when my favorite wrestlers got a lil supernatural thing going on 🤭😈 #I have so many HCs about him. One being inspired by one of his shoot interviews. #I'll have to find it again but I -think- the story goes...one time he wrestled in wccw (i think) and he was still green. #He was supposed to be struck by something (i think it was a chain??? but he wasn't aware and he thought #“these motherfuckers are trying to kill me!!!” lmao #anyway bc of that story that's where I think “The Prince of Darkness” gimmick began. He was ''saved'' by....🤫 #we love an eternal servitude//human vessel gimmick in this house!!

[talentforlying]

one of these days i'm going to write up all that i've changed from azzarello's bullshit era and the one (1) piece i've kept from milligan (and also changed) and the only thing currently stopping me is that it is going to be so, so inside-baseball incomprehensible. and i almost never want to go reading/screencapping azzarello and milligan to add references but i Want to add references.

canon is goop, just know that we continue to ride the bus down "hellblazer ended at #250 and looks like swiss cheese before that" street.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #i'm doing page maintenance before i fuck off to work rip it's got me thinking #anyway i think i said WAY back on this blog that a side goal of mine is to make hellblazer lore accessible to non-comic readers where i can #bc it's such a Heavy comic & i love it so much & i always felt Terrible recommending it to people only for them to be disgusted #and like. @ past me that particular goal is NOT as easy as you thought it would be lmao #esp because i have a habit of getting VERY detail-oriented when it comes to talking about hellblazer i think #but by GOD it's still a goal. i can put in some motherfucking references here and there when i talk about The Lore #like. azzarello's writing style never translates well for me in synopsis bc he Loves to put the audience in the outside perspective #where we are bystanders/with the rest of the bystanders to constantine's actions and not to his motivations/inner monologue #and i HATE that. hellblazer has ALWAYS been about what this guy has going on underneath the masked exterior #all the things you can't say out loud when you're queer and working class trying to survive in 70s-80s-90s england #but that you FEEL with your WHOLE fucking chest. how that feeling drives you to enjoy little rebellions wherever you can get them #(also azzarello just fucking Sucks LMAO but i'm talking style rn) #so i end up relying on frusin's art to tell the story a little more bc i think he understands the Theatre of constantine's public persona #and when that theatre is Absent then it's really REALLY noticeable. so frusin keeps me in it most of the time #and if i'm digging into frusin art then i'm Going to want to compare it to older panels bc i like body language consistency #milligan on the other hand has NOTHING to save his sorry ass bc his writing is drop-jaw fucking terrible AND the artist seems to like it #but the loss of john's thumb being tied to his mental health (ignoring the bullshit with shade) has always felt. important to me somehow id #anyway MUCH thinking about my favorite loser on this about-to-be-annoying day shdjksd he has been done so dirty #hellblazer brain go brrrr

[asteria7fics]

I strongly believe that people who hate Kyle, and/or people who ship two-sided Kyman have never had someone in their friend group that they unironically could not stand, but still tried to see the good in them because having one bad friend isn't as bad as potentially having no friends at all.

Double points if that motherfucker developed a crush on you.

#south park #real story guys #asteria lore drop #this motherfucker pissed me off SO BAD #and everyone hated him #just a contrarian to piss people off #one of those kids that wanted to join the military to kill people #his actual words not mine #told me one time i didnt have any say on what happened to me (sexually) #screamed so loud at him the whole lunchroom was gagged #if i see that motherfucker its on SIGHT #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #anti kyman

[lunaris1013]

Tagged by @ladytian

Let me tell you a story from my headbanger youth...

It's the late 80s, and my boyfriend at the time got us front row for Judas Priest. The opening act is Cinderella. At this point in my life I am young and hot, femme-ish, and have oh so big naturals. I am wearing a zip front top with the zipper as far down as it can go and not bust out. Cleavage for fucking days.

Cinderella comes out, and I start eye fucking the guitarist. He tosses me a guitar pick and it lands perfectly vertical in my cleavage. Dude realizes what he's done - made the toss of a fucking lifetime - and is trying oh so hard to manage his backup singing and not fall down laughing. I still have that guitar pick.

And that, my friends, is how I ticked off both front row and guitar pick on this bingo card.

Not tagging, but please take that blank and do it yourself.

#story time #boyfriend did not see the shenanigans #he was looking the other way #pulled the pick out of it's resting place and showed him #motherfucker wanted me to give it to him

[pa-pa-plasma]

i keep forgetting to make this post but i wanted to remind everyone that Kitty Softpaws is literally disabled

#like. in case people only watched the second movie so didn't get her background story in the first one #puss in boots #kitty softpaws #& just in case you have no idea what i'm talking about: she was declawed by her human family randomly one day #which is why she ran away & became an outlaw #& why her paws are so soft in the first place. she doesn't have claws #i know people hate to view disabled characters as disabled if they aren't literally wheelchair-bound & crying about it #so like. this is a post for those people #a cat without claws is one billion percent disabled & suffering from chronic pain CON STANT LY #like remember that every time she lands on all four paws that fucking hurts like a motherfucker

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: "Are you... flirting with me?"

Person B: "Gods no! What on earth gave you that idea?"

Person A: "I mean... Have you heard yourself talk?"

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #misunderstanding #funny #humour #comedy #silly #flirting #sass #sarcasm #sarcastic #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion

[ghoul-haunted]

like, this exchange isn't going to make the cut because I had to can this whole sub plot, but I get to write it for myself. for me. as a present. a little treat.

#i had to cut all of this out bc its like. this comic wasnt built to handle 4D gender chess discussions #its all subtext in the subplot that DOES exist but this is like a little side story for myself where i turn it up to eleven #there's actually a domestic abuse subtext happening here that marcus is driving home #its the WILL MEN STOP YELLING AT MY DAD IN HIS FUCKING HOUSE of it all #because he's thinking about the last time sulla was over and its just. rich city motherfuckers are all the same. even tho pompeyo is #actually on crasso's side they're just bickering bc that's how they talk to each other #and crasso himself wouldn't actually think of this subtext bc its all transactional business deals to him #again. 4D gender chess #alas. if this was a soap opera AU then i'd keep it in #as it stands the 'politican's wife' comment that people keep leveling crasso with WILL stay in the main story

[twpsyn-who]

Soulmates AU in which when your soulmate is in a situation that can result in their death you get to see through their eyes. Like, I don't know how to explain this- it kind of flashes between what you see and what your soulmate sees. You know those edits where there's a scene going on and there's another one faded in the background happening at the same time? Similar to that. The idea is that you get to see what your soulmate sees too, on top of what you're seeing.

Now, this AU but JeanMarco. With Marco asking the others where's Jean, just for him to start seeing a corpse right in front of his eyes not even a second after asking. Seeing through Jean's eyes as he's trying to get hold of that gear and stuff. And once Jean's safe, once it clicks that you know his best friend is his soulmate Marco can't wait for them to graduate so he can you know tell him that.

Then, you know. That happens. And Jean is so fucking confused because he keeps seeing Annie crying, looking down on him. Only when Annie starts getting off the gear, when his soulmate starts moving around trying to get away he starts panicking, starts moving around faster than before. And maybe he's too late. Or maybe he shows up in time and kills the titan. I don't know. That's not where I'm trying to get, but to the second option AKA Marco pulling an UNO reverse on Annie because he's a smart sneaky bastard like that and being like 'Hey you can't kill me, my soulmate will know it was you' which makes her stop trying to take off his gear. Reiner keeps telling her to do it, Bertholdt keeps yelling about that titan coming closer, but Annie... she has seen things, at some point. Flashes of moments that weren't hers, happening right in Trost- right in that moment. And she didn't give them too much thought until that moment, until it got confirmed that it has nothing to do with her titan powers.

'What do you mean by that?' she asks, because she needs to know more. Because she wants to know more. And Marco starts explaining how it works. Tells them that he has found his soulmate, that they will put all the blame on them for his death. Reiner doesn't believe him, keeps insisting that he's playing them around - he, and anyone born and raised on Marley, has never heard of something like that before, it doesn't exist - but Annie tells him to shut up and to let Marco go. Cue to the plot of any fic in which Marco doesn't straight up die after finding up their secret.

Anyway I don't know man, just,,, We need more soulmate aus for JeanMarco. That's an order.

#When I wrote this my mind was to Mina x Annie like straight up I was like 'Yeah Mina's Annie's soulmate and she saw her dying' but my brain #liked to remind me that you know Armin has a nerd death experience too. So it can go either way guys the idea is that Annie's soulmate l #either died in Trost or was close to dying #Some little things I daydreamed about while waiting to get home to finish this post (more like little details for the au than anything #else) : Only Eldians can have a soulmate aka only subjects of Ymir. Marley being the racist motherfucker they are aren't aware of the whole #soulmate thing. That's why Reiner Berthold and Annie has no clue something like that exists they didn't get taught about that. Meanwhile #everyone on Paradis knows about soulmates kind of hard not to when many SC die on a basic lol. Is something normalized for them #Also another little detail would be that a Titan Shifter can't see during their shift. Aka Eren didn't see through Mikasa's eyes during #Trost despite her being near death at some point(s) (I'm thinking about when Titan Eren punched that Titan coming for Mikasa but honestly? #She was in danger when Eren lost control too). So yeah that's all I have for now #I think it also make sense a little for some soulmate thing to occur on top of the titan powers given the whole 'love story' between Ymir #and King Friz (or whatever his name fuck that guy- in a nonsexual way). So yeah we should totally play around with the concept of soulmates #more #This post is a mess but I started it at like 11 pm and finished it at 6 pm let me be man. My sleep deprived mind came out with this one #I make no promises to actually write something with this - I'll have to re-watch the first two season and kind of update as I watch the #other seasons so yk. Low chances. But feel free to use this as you please haha. Go wild guys. It doesn't even need to be JeanMarco yk #Like Annie seeing Mina die with her own eyes??? And her thoughts process for the whole time once she finds out she was her soulmate #Or ykyk Historia Witnessing Ymir's death??? Nicolo losing his shit over seeing that little girl shoot his soulmate??? LEVI SEEING FLASHES #OF BIG ASS STONES THROWN AROUND #Man actually you can play around with Levi so much like we have Petra too and Hange and- #Regardless #aot jean #aot marco #aot #jeanmarco #Aot JeanMarco #jean kirstein #jean kirschstein #marco bodt #marco bott

[00queasy00]

x

#i am thinking hard about the soulseeker boys and cannot focus on anything else #theyre so versatile like theyre just two guys #theyre cursed lovers / theyre enemies / theyre childhood lovers / theyre bitter exs / theyre a mirror / theyre complete opposites #theyre soulmmates that transcends time and space / theyre doomed by the narrative but refuses to give into fate / theyre a fairytale warnin #cannot focus - only soulseeker guys #theyre just (twirling my hair) theyre just two silly guys you know?? #also i told myself to focus on my original characters and stories for once -- and these motherfuckers are shaking my windows and breaking #down my doors -- its mainly tom tbh but where tom goes harry is surely to follow

[nexus-nebulae]

love watching new media and knowing that if i had watched this as a teenager i would be the least normal person on the planet about it

#current contenders: h*mest*ck and kingdom hearts #just the. multiple worlds. insane lore. everythings interconnected. nothing makes fucking sense. ridiculous op fight scenes #i wrote basically my own version of KH in my paracosm except it was every animated boy i had a crush on #while not even knowing KH existed btw like i just did this on my own #where my OC Sara went around having adventures with these characters and helping save their worlds from shadow monsters #like. cannot stress how similar KH was to Warriors #ESPECIALLY with the light/dark and heart/heartless themes???? like im pretty sure i had an almost identical system #with like. some people having no hearts (souls) and some people's hearts being dark or light but can change #I had so fucking many characters that started out with dark hearts that turned light #i remember making a diagram with the hearts like. a dark heart turned light had a white dot in it #inspired by yin and yang #and it involved like. httyd; rise of the guardians; big hero 6; fuckin henry danger of all things- #so many things #a lot of that old story has morphed into more completely original characters (and paratives) #im too exhausted most of the time now to obsess over stories like those #but by god if they had hit me in the middle of my hyperfixations on similar stuff. i would be the most annoying motherfucker about it

[reneesbooks]

snippet saturday

still not a thing but this is my blog and i make the rules and i'm THINKING about birdie and fabin. i swear i'll get back to jack and arthur in a second just let me scream about birdie and fabin for a minute

Emilia tucks her wings against her back, settling in the grass next to Birdie. “When do you think we’ll have to return to Morbhard?”

Birdie stares out over the fields, her pulse quickening. Emilia senses that she’s asked a question that Birdie doesn’t want to answer. Birdie lets out a long breath. “I’m not sure.”

A lie, but Emilia doesn’t question it.

Birdie glances at the sky. “The sun will go down soon. I should make preparations. It’s the full silver moon tonight.”

Emilia shrinks into her human form and sets her hand on Birdie’s shoulder. “I can make the tea if you’d like.”

Birdie smiles. “Thank you. That would be nice.”

Emilia returns to the cottage and puts the kettle on the fire, digging her toe into the floor as she mixes the herbs. As much as she trusts them, as much as they’ve all grown closer over the weeks and months at the cottage, Birdie is still hiding things.

The kettle finally starts to whistle and Emilia pours a cup of tea. She heads back out to the garden. Birdie is standing next to Fabin, clearly just arrived from the forest, smiling up at him as he complains that the deer are getting better at hiding. Her laughter dies abruptly as the silver moon’s light hits her, her preparations forgotten in the grass a few steps away.

Fabin backs away as Birdie’s silver light explodes outward, a pulse of magic flattening the grass in a circle around her. Her tripled voice shrieks, her hair lifting off her shoulders. The entire whites of her eyes burn silver.

Blood starts to run from her nose. Fabin shrinks and tries to step closer, shouting her name. Emilia grabs a washcloth and grips it tightly behind her back, the fabric straining as she twists it nervously.

Birdie’s eyes begin to bleed as well, silver light pulsing from her. Fabin grits his teeth and takes three more shaking steps through the waves to reach Birdie. He grabs her shoulders and Emilia hears him shout her name.

Blood is streaming from her eyes and ears now, the third recitation barely begun. Fabin winces as silver magic lashes out at him, cuts opening on his cheeks. He keeps hold of Birdie, shaking her shoulders, trying to wake her up.

The silver light fades and Birdie’s eyes roll back. She collapses and Fabin catches her, lowering her slowly to the grass.

“Shit.” Jack and Arthur freeze in the doorway of the cottage. “Is she okay?”

“Does she fucking look okay?” Fabin growls, glaring at them. He snatches Birdie’s handkerchief from where she’d left it in the grass and starts to gently wipe the blood from her face. Emilia picks up the cup of tea again and moves cautiously. Birdie’s eyelids are fluttering, though she is limp in Fabin’s arms.

“The tea for her throat,” Emilia says quietly, when Fabin looks up at her with another growl. “I’ll look at those cuts.”

“I’m fine.” He holds the teacup to Birdie’s lips and Emilia flinches at the audibly painful gulps. “Birdie, can you hear me?”

Her silver eyes flick up to his face before fluttering closed again. She tucks her face into his chest.

Fabin leans down to murmur something to her that Emilia doesn’t hear. He presses his cheek to the side of Birdie’s head and Emilia stifles a gasp, averting her eyes.

Fabin stands with Birdie in his arms. “She needs to rest,” he says, not looking at any of them. He winces as he adjust his hold on her and Emilia wonders what other damage Birdie’s backlash did.

He says nothing else as he carries her into the house. Emilia bites her lip as Jack and Arthur turn to her with wide eyes. “I’ll make some more tea.”

#idk who to tag in this i just wanted y'all to know about Them #yeah last time most of you saw birdie she was like seven. now she's 19 and she's a monsterfucker. fabin is the monster obv. #and her godlike power is killing her btw. every time she puts off figuring out the prophecy her trances get worse. if u cared #writeblr #writeblr community #dark fantasy #fantasy novel #original fiction #i'm gonna finally post that wip intro for the raedoran cycle and then i'm just going to start posting out of context snippets #i don't work on this monster linearly. y'all got spoiled w lacuna #the rest of the RC? a hot mess. still deciding on the ending. lacuna went so smoothly bc i already knew what was going to happen #bc it was supposed to be a prequel short story!! curse u muse!! #anyway i'm SO normal about birdie and fabin. this is the least unhinged you will ever see me about them. just wait until he meets maura :)) #fabin the most unfriendly motherfucker in the world is soft for one (1) person. will rip your throat out if you even look at her wrong #not like keelan tho. keelan has attack dog vibes but he can be controlled. nobody controls fabin #what are his goals? :))))))) #rb original #the witch #the raedoran cycle #birdie #fabin #emilia #jack #arthur

[theradioghost]

sometimes I am looking at bootleg dinosaur figures for some reason (the reason is they are hilarious) and something will come up with some seo bullshit word salad title and I will look at the product image and be unable to resist the urge to say out loud with my real human mouth “bitch, that’s Gwangi”

#my posts #how in the year of no lord 2022 are there no name companies churning out cheap rubber figures #of MOTHERFUCKING GWANGI????? literally straight up gwangi. #especially considering that I can't get an actual model of gwangi for under like. $200. #shoutout though to that time I was watching a youtube video on cryptid hoaxes #and the voiceover was like 'and this is the image usually attached to this story' #and bitch you better believe it was gwangi