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holly-natnicole · 2 days

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Thalia: "You know what really gets my goat?"

Leo: "El chupacabra."

Thalia: "...No."

Reyna: "That reminds me, my mind was recently blown when I found out I'm older than its legend."

Will: "...Pardon?"

Leo: "The rumours about el chupacabra first started in March 1995."

Hazel: *excited to finally get a chance to use modern time terminology* "El chupacabra is a millennial?"

Nico: "..Are we sure it's not a monster in disguise?"

Piper: "...Leo, Reyna, Will, and I will start asking around. Which part of Mexico did the legend originate in?"

Leo: "Don't look at me!!"

Will: "I'm a Colombian who was born in Texas, so I know even less about it than you, Leo."

Reyna: "I'm a Puerto Rican who spent half my life either at Circe's island or Camp Jupiter. I have no idea where to start looking."

Piper: "slaps her own forehead* "Lets just look it up on the Internet!!"

Reyna, Thalia, Hazel, & Nico:: "What's the Internet?"

Will, Leo, & Piper: *gapes in horror*

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landstedelesbian · 6 months

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Percy: I've heared Connor is in jail, is that true ? Travis: Yeah, for something he didn't do Percy: What didn't he do ? Travis: Run fast enough

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sakyira · 7 months

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Nico, during house of Hades: oh you wanna be my friend?? My best friend even?? Drink poison then.

Jason, no self preservation skills: C H U G

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 7 months

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Percy: We need a distraction. Annabeth: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Grover, whispering: My time has come.

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pigfacedbitch · 8 months

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Child: Dad, can I have a Guinea pig?

Percy: [ shakes his head ] Nope, not a chance.

Child: [ sadly pouts ] Why?

Percy: [ sighs heavily ] I swear if you laugh, I'm taking away your toys.

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elainiisms · 1 year

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percy:

annabeth:

nico:

piper:

reyna:

hazel:

leo:

frank:

jason:

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lilislegacy · 2 months

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random person: holy zeus! i can’t believe percy just did that! is he really stupid, really brave, or just flat out crazy?

annabeth: d, all of the above

everyone: *nodding in agreement*

leo: also how come when he does that stuff he looks all cool and superhero-y, but when i do that stuff i look like im a deranged little elf committing some kind of crime?

piper: uh, leo.

leo with a hopeful voice: yeah?

piper: you always look like that

everyone: *nodding in agreement*

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wierdshenanigans · 7 months

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Nico: I'm gay

Bianca: I thought you were American?

Nico:

Nico: We're Italian?

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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months

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percy: why do people think im good with diplomacy? does no one remember that time i started a war? or the other time i started a war?

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simpingforpjo · 27 days

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Percy: Hey can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Jason: Whatever, I’m not your mother.

*Percy runs off*

Jason: NOT IN THE STREET!!

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iamrizaka · 6 months

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Chiron: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act wisely.

Percy, Nico and Thalia: Okay.

Chiron: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Percy: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Nico: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Thalia: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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holly-natnicole · 12 hours

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Luna (Bianca's reincarnation): *runs into a meadow at Camp Jupiter* "I found a spider in my bedroom!! What do I do?!"

Nico (who hung out with Annabeth yesterday): "Kill it."

Hazel: "Let it outside."

Reyna: "What type of spider is it?"

Hylla: "Eat it."

Luna, Nico, Hazel, & Reyna: *stare wide-eyed at Hylla*

Hylla: "What? Sprinkle some spices and cooking oil on it, and roast it over a fire; it'll be a delicious snack."

Reyna: "...I am never eating with the Amazons ever again."

Hazel & Nico: *nod in unison*

Luna: "I have an idea!! I'll keep the spider as my pet."

Hazel: *gets up* "Good choice, kiddo!! I'll help ya find a terrarium for it."

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landstedelesbian · 4 months

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Annabeth: How long have you been training as a demigod ? Percy: what time is it ? Annabeth: It's 2:30PM Percy: About seven hours

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damsnackbar1313 · 8 months

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Piper: Sooooo do you have a crush on anybody???

Nico: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety

Nico: oh, and Will

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 11 days

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Will: Can you cut me some slack, Nico? I’m sort of in love.

Nico: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Will: I’m in love with you.

Nico: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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pigfacedbitch · 8 months

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During an argument in Cabin 13...

Will: Shut up!

Nico: Make me.

Will: Don't say that.

Nico: And why not?

Will: With I'm planning to do, you'll be even louder!

Nico: ⊙_⊙

Apollo: [ leaning by the door, listening ] I am so proud—

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