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certifiedrickriordantrash · 53 minutes ago
Percy jackson incorrect quote as a conversation between me and my friend, Ghost.
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Piper: spongebob would like to sell you car insurance
Leo: oh sorry I don't have a car
Piper: well do you have any type of vehicle. Whether it be a wagon,a horse, a duck. Anything
Leo: Yes, I have a snail
Piper: Okay we would like insure your snail
Leo: Please do hes dead
Piper: So would you like vehicle insurance or life insurance for your snail
Leo: Yes both
Piper: Okay so we will vehicle life insure your snail
Leo: okay thank you
Piper: We will need front side and rear photos of your snail If you can supply those
Piper: sir, are you there
Leo:Yes, I'm getting pictures of my snail
Piper: We need front, side and rear photos of the snail
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Piper: thank you sir
Leo: no problem
Piper: we are working on insuring your snail
Leo: okay thanks
Piper: we have insured you snail. Bad news, he's dead.
Piper: would you like to collect the XP
Leo: yes
Piper: okay *stuffs XP down throat*
Leo: ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Piper: ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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chasegrangerkingdom · 2 hours ago
Piper: Yes, I'm bisexual.
Piper: I'm attracted to women because women are incredible and I'm attracted to men because I love making bad choices.
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gii-heylittleangel · 5 hours ago
Nico: Schrodinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, you can talk to me any time of the day.
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malloryiswlw · 5 hours ago
[crashing sound]
Jason: What was that?
Magnus, shouting from upstairs: My shirt fell!
Jason: It sounded a lot heavier than that
Magnus: I was in it
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lagreyowl · 5 hours ago
Annabeth: I'm dumb
Leo: I'm cold
Percy: I'm dehydrated
Jason: I'm alive
Jason: Beat that!
Nico: Um, well
Will: C'mon, Nico, admit it and you'll win this discussion!
Nico: I don't want to win any stupid discussion. It's not even a discussion!
Will: Pleeease
Nico: ..Fine.
Nico: I am sunshine
Will: FINALLY! You agree!
Nico: You know what? I'm straight too.
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perseaschase · 7 hours ago
jason: how are you SUCH a nightmare?
leo: ha. years of practice.
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perseaschase · 7 hours ago
leo: we don’t need swords, i have a lighter! we got some hairspray, make some flamethrowers. let’s fry these bitches!
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perseaschase · 7 hours ago
percy, skating into the big house with clout goggles and a rainbow smoothie: chiron, your not gonna fucking believe this
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heyimboredtalktome · 11 hours ago
Nico: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir
Baker: What
Will: *looking close to tears* Please, ignore him
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heyimboredtalktome · 11 hours ago
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKED UP. In the last olympian tyson was given all these honours and gifts for bring Poseidon's armies to their rescue and stuff and it was all well deserved but what about Nico?? Nobody said anything to him??? And his job was so much harder because Hades was being a whiny asshole?? And he still convinced him to help Olympus and it was like, he was appreciated for like two days and then everyone forgot about it and STILL he helped them in hoo and didn't become a whole ass villain. I-
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heyimboredtalktome · 11 hours ago
Apparently Jason passed out:
3 times in the lost hero
5 times in the mark of Athena (yikez)
once in the house of hades
And twice in the blood of olympus
So homeboy basically passed out 11 times in a five book series
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heyimboredtalktome · 12 hours ago
Will would call Nico kitten, not because it's cute and romantic and stuff but because Nico actually does remind him of a kitten. Feral. Unapologetic. Can destroy you if wanted.
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