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literaryavenger · 5 months

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Literary Avenger's Masterlist

Bucky Barnes Masterlist

Avengers x Reader - One-shots

Heartbroken - Dad!Tony

Back To You - Steve Rogers

MCU + Reader Masterlist

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azerishi · 2 years

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Clint: Happy Father's day!

Peter: I hope my father's happy from 6 feet below, I wonder what entertainment he has down there.

Pepper: Peter, what did we say about the dead family jokes? I'm afraid that'll be a cause for another appointment— Tony, why do you look like that?

Tony, shrugging as he drinks his coffee: I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on me. He’s not just dead, he's also very condescending.

Scott, under his breath, scheduling an appointment for both of them: Jesus Christ, like father like son, apparently.

#late father's day post #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #irondad and spiderson #incorrect mcu quotes #iron dad #spider son #incorrect clint barton #incorrect scott lang #incorrect pepper potts

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rrcenic · 8 months

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in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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*In a team meeting*

Steve: that's a terrible idea

Peter: there is no such thing as a bad idea, just poorly executed awesome ones

Scott: I completely agree

Peter: Thank you

Scott: So I think we should circle back to my idea of-

Steve: NO! NO MORE CONFETTI! WE ARE NOT GOING TO KILL THANOS WITH CONFETTI!

Scott: We're not killing him with confetti! We'll just cover lots of planets with it so he decides to snap away the plastic instead of us!

Tony: *bangs his head on the table repeatedly*

#steve rogers #tony stark #peter parker #scott lang #irondad #thanos #avengers #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #funny mcu quotes #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #mcu

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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Scott approaches Cassie and Y/N...

Scott: Hope and I are adopting!

Cassie: Dad that's great.

Y/N: yeah congrats sir! I know you and Hope will be-

Scott shoves the adoption papers into Y/N's hands...

Scott: we choose you. sign here.

Cassie: Dad! Y/N's my boyfriend! You can't adopt him!

Scott: but I love him and I always wanted a son!

Y/N: I love you too sir.

Scott: and none of this sir, call me Dad

#cassie lang imagine #cassie lang x reader #cassie lang #cassie x reader #scott lang #paul rudd #ant man #ant man and the wasp quantumania #intelligent ants #marvel #marvel imagine #mcu fandom #mcu imagine #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu #scott is a good dad #marvel fluff #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes

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koffeebiscuits · 3 months

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Babysitting 🐜🍼

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#It's baby Scott!#and Steve #that one scene from endgame inspired this #also I don't know how there isn't more content for this idea #I think it's cute #plus I just know steve would be a good dad ^^#marvel fanart #mcu fanart #mcu #marvel #fanart #scott lang #ant man #steve rogers #captain america #antshield #steve x scott #my art

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years

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Scott: [singing along to the radio in the living room]

Tony: Oh no, no no. Nobody sings a musical number on my stage except for me. I WILL SING A SOLO THAT WILL BRING YOU TO TEARS—

Steve: Not again…

#source: american dad #scott lang #scott lang incorrect quotes #ant man #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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mango-lizard · 1 year

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Scott Lang Doug Eiffel

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Being extremely smart science guys but not taken seriously due to goofball nature

#also criminal histories and a deep desire to be a good dad #doug eiffel #scott lang #wolf 395 #ant man #Parker blabbers

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sad-trash-hobo · 1 year

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Idk why I thought that antman would start with maybe a dream of Scott playing with little Cassie and them having fun and then Scott waking up everything is different because he missed 5 years and the movie would show his sadness and guilt over missing so much time, and just trying to spend as much time with her as possible now that he had the chance. And then I thought they'd get sucked into the quantum realm and Kang would get him to do whatever and in exchange he'd put Scott back in time before the 5 years ago, he wouldn't get stuck and miss 5 years so that it would be like he was there the whole time, and he'd be able to see his little girl grow up, and the plot of the movie would be Scott and Cassie having to come to terms with having missed 5 years together and that it didn't mean they couldn't move on and still be family and then Scott and Cassie would have that moment and we, the fans, would get to mourn the relationship he lost and be able to move on with them. Silly me I thought we'd get a moment like that

#ant man quantumania #also forgive me if i was insane to think Luis would be there but whatever #antman #luis #scott lang #cassie lang #ant man #antman spoilers #marvel #Scott is the best dad and they could've showed more of that #where was cassies mom and Paxton #where were Luis. Kurt. and dave

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antvnger · 9 days

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Have you ever snapped at Cassie by accident? How did she react and how did you make it up to her?

Oh for sure, I regret to say I have. I’m not proud about it obviously, but at least it’s a rare occurrence. When it does happen, it’s because I’m really, really tired or really, really anxious about something.

Usually, her reactions involve a gasp and a shocked look on her face. Then she will do one of two things: she’ll either stiffen up and get angry over it or her entire demeanor will just crumble.

Either way, I feel like an asshat when I do that. I always apologize to her; that’s nonnegotiable. I apologize and explain why I’m out of sorts that had me snap at her in the first place. And then anything after that, I leave up to her on how I make it up. Her favorite meal? A movie night? Go out for ice cream? Whatever she is in the mood for within reason.

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #anon asks #cassie lang #peanut #ant dad and ant kid #ant man #antman

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kurosakismixedbag · 1 year

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Honestly, I only wanted one thing from Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. Just one. And that was father/daughter fanservice with Scott and Cassie. The best part of Scott’s character (in my opinion, ya’ll) is his love for his little girl.

90% of the movie was father/daughter fanservice and I was so there for it. Loved Protective Ant-Dad. Loved Cassie kicking ass. Loved their hugs. Even Cassie calling Hank “grandpa” was a nice bonus.

So, yes. I was satisfied with the movie and I liked it. All I wanted and needed was that father/daughter material.

Family bonds FTW.

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literaryavenger · 25 days

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I've been having a bit of writer's block lately, everything I write I don't like and delete almost right away, so I'm here to ask anyone who wants to, to give me ideas, requests, suggestions, concepts, whatever. Even if you have a fic you'd like to see written out, I'm willing to do even personalised fics with your name and details you want, really just anything to get me writing something I won't hate!

I mostly do Bucky, but it can be any other Avenger or even non-marvel related character, as long as I know the character so I can give you the best story possible.

It can be any kind of trope, au and pairing, I'm open to anything except incest. I've never done smut, but with the right idea I could try it out.

Feel free to message me or use the ask button anytime you want!

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azerishi · 2 years

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Peter: Understanding is so demeaning, and it's unfair.

Scott: How come, bug-bro?

Peter: Why does it have to be understanding? Why can't it be over-standing? Or top-standing, heck, above-standing! Same with outstanding! Why not in-standing?! Confront?! Why not conback!

Tony: Kiddo, I love the passionate enthusiasm and.. desire for.. erm, equality that you have. However, don't you think that's a bit outrageous—

Peter, affronted: SEE?? WHY NOT INRAGEOUS INSTEAD OF OUTRAGEOUS?!

#incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #incorrect scott lang #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #spider son #just came to my mind and wrote about it on tumblr #y'know as one usually does

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thegrandharveyspecter · 3 months

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[This video is dedicated to @antvnger for her birthday. Thankfully, there's no lag unlike previous videos I've made lol. Happy Birthday, I hope you have a good day! 💙]

#antvnger #Scott Lang #Ant-Man #Cassie Lang #Ant-Dad #Happy Birthday 💙#I've been sitting on this for SO LONG #it was hard to not post it right away lol #OOC #Grey posts

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ultimate-cinephile · 2 years

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MARVEL HEADCANONS TO PISS OFF MY COMIC LOVING HOMOPHOBIC DAD

I've had one too many fun conversations with my dad about how "liberals get butt-hurt over everything" so I'm gonna see what I think about certain Marvel characters that would definitely piss him off. Also happy last day of pride month everyone!

LOGAN HEWLETT/ WOLVERINE

Logan has been around for centuries. He has had a lot of lovers. He genuinely doesn't care what you identify as. If he finds you attractive, he finds you attractive.

That's right! Logan is pansexual!

SCOTT LANG/ANTMAN

strong he/they energy

Scott is the gamer bf with golden retriever energy

He's also a bisexual

He has no preference

Meeting the Avengers, he has the biggest bi panic

Has been caught wearing a maid dress before

Said Luis dared him. Luis maintains that Scott begged him to dare him to

STEVE ROGERS/CAPTAIN AMERICA

Mlm

He's with Peggy trying to convince himself he's straight

He's not

He's definitely hooked up with Bucky at least once

Has thought about hooking up with Sam before lmao

BUCKY BARNES/WINTER SOLDIER

While Bucky was a playboy back in the 40s, he has had a literal lifetime's worth of trauma happen

after a lot of thinking and talking with some people in the modern era he realizes that he is demiromantic and demisexual!

he has the biggest crush on steve

PETER PARKER/SPIDER-MAN

peter is trans FTM

he was terrified of coming out to tony and aunt may

tony didn't care. he instantly started making accommodations to help him transition easier.

aunt may was also pretty chill about it. she still occasionally slips up and accidentally deadnames or misgenders him, but she's always just as quick to correct herself

peter is also a bisexual with a slight preference for women

WADE WILSON/DEADPOOL

it's canon that he is pansexual and a raging feminist.

he also does drag

no I will not be swayed on this front

he uses he/it pronouns

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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Cassie Lang with her boyfriend (Deadpool) that Scott doesn't really like

Scott: your boyfriend is so annoying

Y/N: says the guy who hasn’t aged since Clueless. what is your secret?

Scott: I don’t know what Clueless is!

Cassie: Dad give Y/N Wilson a chance!

Y/N: yeah wait! Why do you suddenly look like that girl from Detective Pikachu?! Did you get recasted?!

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #deadpool #cassie lang x reader #cassie lang #cassie x reader #cassie lang imagine #kathryn newton #scott is a good dad #scott lang #paul rudd

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