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ikarakie · 10 months

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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.

he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.

#they walk out of wherever they were being held with HUGE SMILES #holding hands #and going: hey mr stark/tony!! this is my new best friend.#the kidnappers hand themselves over they’re so done #prompt #spider-man #irondad #spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #peter and harley #harley keener and peter parker #harley keener #harley x peter #parkner #marvel #mcu #peter x harley #tony and harley

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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months

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no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.

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periwinkle-the-11th · 7 months

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Peter 'enhanced spider senses' Parker: *gestures to a sign 10 feet from them* "yeah its just up there"

Harley 'horrible vision, no glasses' Keener: "You can read that??"

Peter 'had horrible vison before the bite, has no idea what the human range of vision should be' Parker: "ummm, kind of?"

Harley 'desperately needs glasses' Keener: "Really? Its all just a huge blur for me"

Peter 'fuck fuck fuck is this a spider thing?' Parker: "Yeah! i just have, really good eyes? I mean like its a bit blurry but not to much you know?"

Harley 'cannot read anything more than 3 feet from him' Keener: "huh, maybe I do need glasses."

#peter parker #harley keener #spider man #iron lad #mcu #marvel #i love their dynamic sm #they've never canonically interacted but they're besties in my heart #parkner #kinda

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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wanderlust-devil-red · 1 year

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Like, guys, who gives a shit what people ship?!

Like, as long as it’s not, like, glorifying incest, pedophilia, sexual assault, any forms of abuse (ie emotional, physical, financial, mental, etc.),or actually toxic relationships, whether in the source material or not, then, and I’ll say it again

WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!

Just let people enjoy themselves and their fandoms please

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incorrect-assvengers · 6 months

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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

#incorrect marvel #parkner #peter parker #harley keener #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #spider man

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alwaysonlineau · 6 months

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alwaysonlineau main story — 2/?

parkner fluff and norman osborn hate. because that just makes sense, don’t you think?

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#alwaysonline: main story #alwaysonlineau #parkner #peter parker #harley keener #norman osborn #harry osborn #gwen stacy #ned leeds #betty brant #tony stark #james rhodes #ironhusbands

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thespleenman · 11 months

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im so glad that everyone in the world collectively decided that andrew garfields spider-man is not only a bisexual disaster; he is the one in the spideypool dynamic. Because.. real. Tobey spidey gets harry or mj or whoever else. tom hollands spidey just gets to suffer alone forever (or harley keener, if you feel like that) its just. so perfect. i’m glad to have experienced three different spider-men in my life <3

#spiderman #peter parker #andrew garfield #tom holland #tobey maguire #spideypool #parkner #whatever the fuck harry and peters ship name is i cannot remember at all #deadpool #harry osborn #anyway please dont judge this i am SOO eepy okay i am not making sense because i need an EEP. A NAP. A SMALL SLEP.

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peanuttoffee · 9 months

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Maybe, it's time to talk already?..

#peter parker #spider man #harley keener #parkner #peter parker x harley keener #spiderman fanart #marvel #marvel fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #illustration #mcu fanart #wanted this to be a fast little illustration but i guess idk when to stop #like ever #do it in a couple days? naah man #what about a year #thats more like me

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teddytheartist · 11 months

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Harley Keener is a Hot headed protective bitch and Peter Parker should’ve seen this coming a mile away

Or that one time that Peter was hanging out with Harley in the busy NYC streets when a drunk man decided it was the best idea to slap Pete’s ass and holler at him right in front of Harley(‘s salad)

Cue the immediate fight that ensued between drunkman and southern boy that eventually Peter had to step into (bcs he’s Spider-Man goddamit) that landed them in jail within less than 30 minutes.

Harley think’s Peter looks really cute all scuffled up and Peter is having like 6 different panic attacks about the irony of being Spider-Man and being IN JAIL.

Don’t worry guys Iron Dad DOES bail them out (more like collects his cute blackmail material)(you know just in case they set the lab on fire … Again.)

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Fell right into the hype of the Barbie meme, in my defence I fucking love them aaaaa

(Pls if u have a better idea for a story inspired by my art feel free to write it out or watevs, just mention or tag me so I can see!! It’s cool!!)

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My art insta 🥸👍

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ungrateful-sneeze · 8 months

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Peter doesn’t think Harley likes him back because he’s always saying passive aggressive things about Spider-Man.

Harley says passive aggressive things about Spider-Man because he think Peter and Spider-Man are dating and is jealous.

Tony is just sitting there wondering how long it’ll take these two ‘geniuses’ to realize they like each other

#spiderman #peter parker #harley keener #parkner #iron dad

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ikarakie · 3 months

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god i LOVE putting characters into Situations

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.

fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)

harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.

peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.

harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.

(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)

peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)

peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.

harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.

peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.

harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’

they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.

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secondlastpsycho · 2 years

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putting off reading a good fic bc you don't know if you're gonna find another one as good

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rrcenic · 8 months

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parkner nation idk if this is old news but the webslinger ride in disneyland gives us canon peter and harley friendship. there’s a team of five kids (including peter) who run the web lab and harley’s one of them. he has merch. his notes are all over the decorational whiteboards. he has a locker in peters lab. i am thrilled about this. my little guys

#nics stuff #this is the highlight of my disney trip btw #parkner #harley keener #peter parker #spiderman #iron lad #spiderlad #peter x harley #peter parker x harley keener #disneyland #marvel #mcu

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flowgeeksout · 7 months

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Ever read a fanfic in a public place idk say like your maybe new psychiatrist because your last one died a day before your appointment with you and it is the only thing keeping you sane is fanfiction.

#asking for a friend #fanfic #jegulus #maraduers #harry potter #rosekiller #pipabeth #valgrace #hedric #spideypool #spideytorch #parkner #parley

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