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rrcenic · 8 months

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in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

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skylarinfinity · 6 months

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male reader : [telling random bartender about his love life] i fall in love with mustache guy, the guy he attached to isn't my favourite... but i willing to take one for the team!

steve : [sighed] male reader, you know me and tony can hear you right?

tony : [laughing] to be honest, i am myself not interesting at the guys i attached to...

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rjjameshiii · 10 months

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Fury: Why is Captain Rogers lying facedown on the floor? Steve, indeed facedown on the floor: ... Natasha: Tony gave him a genuine smile. Steve, weakly: I need a moment... Fury: Ah, I see. Carry on then.

#stony #steve rogers #tony stark #natasha romanoff #nick fury #incorrect avengers #incorrect stony

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes · 1 year

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[phone ringing]

Natsha: Yes?

Harley: It's us. Is Tony there with that guy Rhodey set him up with?

Natasha: They're here. And it's not good. Stephen is super-hot.

Peter: Oh my God, I hate Stephen so much.

Harley: Natasha, you and Bucky need to ruin this date. Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Tony. Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy.

Natasha: On it. [hangs up, to Bucky] Get me a burger!

[Avengers Tower]

Harley: We need to find Steve and make him do something about his feelings.

Peter: He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is.

Harley: He was walking. He can't be that far.

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xxtgtgt · 1 year

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#tony stark #steve rogers #iron man #captain america #tony x steve #stony #steve tony #steve x tony #stevetony #anthony edward stark #steve grant rogers #tonystark #incorrect tony stark #incorrect stony

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definitelyincorrect · 1 year

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Stranger: Is this man annoying you?

Steve, looking at Tony: Yes, but he’s my boyfriend. I signed up for this.

#incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #steve rogers #captain america #incorrect stony #stony

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textsfromtheavengers · 2 years

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#stevetony #steve rogers x tony stark #avengers text au #incorrect avengers #avengers endgame #incorrect mcu quotes #avengers social media au #the avengers #stony #incorrect stony #iron family

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stony-xx · 2 years

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Steve: I can never tell whether you’re insulting me or flirting with me.

Tony: If it makes you feel better, neither can I.

#Source: Unknown #Stony #Steve Rogers #Tony Stark #Incorrect Stony #stevetony

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incorectmarvelquotes · 2 years

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Steve: Tony, you have to react when people cry.

Tony: I did. I rolled my eyes.

#s: ?#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect tony stark #incorrect stony #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu #incorrect avengers #Steve Rogers #tony stark

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julunibalism · 1 year

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Tony: Sometimes you just have to grab your world by the balls.

Tony: *Walks over to Steve and grabs his balls*

#lol sorry #also i came up with this at 6 am #tony stark #steve rogers #steve x tony #stevetony #incorrect tony stark #incorrect stony

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mischiefsemimanaged · 2 years

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Steve: Why is there a blue turkey going into the tower?

Tony: It's a peacock!

#source: modern family #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #steve rogers #captain america #stony #incorrect stony

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depressedreader209 · 2 years

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tony: i want to spice things up

steve: i’m allergic to chilli

tony: i meant in the bedroom

steve: it doesn’t matter where I eat it, I’m still going to be allergic

tony: *facepalm

#tony stark #marvel #steve rogers #iron man #captain america #incorrect stony #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect stony quotes #Steve x tony

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madmadammims · 1 year

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Stony Writing prompt/request

I have never in my life done anything like this but I’ve always looked for this kind of story and never found it and I’ve had two cocktails - I’m giving no fucks atm so here goes:

I’ve always held the belief that Tony and Steve’s relationship would never be huge love confessions. They weren’t that way with the women in their lives and I’m positive they would be even more reserved with each other. I don’t think Tony would have been with men before. I don’t think Steve would have either. I think the attraction to each other would catch them both off guard. I think they would pretend it wasn’t what it was.

I think, due to how they behave with one another in the movies (with the sexual tension present in spite of their dynamics) I think they would be physical long before they made even small declarations of emotions with each other.

I think they’d be intimate With few words spoken to each other but crazy thoughts whirring in their brain. At least in the beginning.

I think they should be represented as the movies attempted to portray. With Tony as Steve’s physical equal (at least in stature and build).

I think Steve would be every bit the blushing goody two shoes in the sack as they made him out to be. But stay stoic and deserved in regular conversations.

Could …. Could someone write about that . Obviously smut. Lots of smut. But in the context of two men silently not being able to fight feelings that they take some time coming to terms with. L fighting those feelings all while silently giving into them. Deflecting with loyalty and humor in line with how their characters handle everything?

That’s all. Thank you for listening or reblogging so it gets to a willing author.

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ironmanstvn · 2 years

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tony staring at steve’s ass: happy birthday america. god bless.

#marvel incorrect quotes #stevetony #incorrect stony #stony #tony stark #incorrect tony stark #happy birthday to steve rogers

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony, to the Avengers: If anything goes wrong today, I just want you to know–

Natasha: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for Steve, everyone just kind of assumed it.