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ironrad · 1 year

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Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:

Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound

Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…

Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…

Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-

Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.

Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…

Bucky whispering: …Peter.

Sam: Why did you whisper that?

Bucky: He’s always listening.

Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.

Bucky: Hey-

Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-

Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-

Steve: Language.

Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.

Happy: Peter and Tony.

Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.

Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:

Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.

Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.

The Avengers watching back the footage:

Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.

Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.

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incorrectpeterparker · 1 year

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Peter: *quietly gazing out of a window*

Pepper: Is he okay?

Tony: He may just be thinking about life.

Pepper: But what if he’s sad?

Tony: Maybe he’s planning what to do tomorrow.

Peter: *has the Wii music playing on loop in his head*

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azerishi · 2 years

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Clint: Happy Father's day!

Peter: I hope my father's happy from 6 feet below, I wonder what entertainment he has down there.

Pepper: Peter, what did we say about the dead family jokes? I'm afraid that'll be a cause for another appointment— Tony, why do you look like that?

Tony, shrugging as he drinks his coffee: I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on me. He’s not just dead, he's also very condescending.

Scott, under his breath, scheduling an appointment for both of them: Jesus Christ, like father like son, apparently.

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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m/n: i'm at that point of age where i get excited to cancel the plan's.

pepper: [who just had make a plan with m/n]

pepper: ...honestly fair [shrugged]

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thatoneguyinthechair · 1 year

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New Stark Kid

Pepper: Die. Tony: Please don't die. Pepper: DIE! Tony: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Steve, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Natasha, eating popcorn: They bought it together and Tony wants Pepper to accept it as their child.

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dead-inside-pt2 · 1 year

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Tony: LOOK PEP I GOT US A REINDEER

Pepper: Tony that is a fucking Llama

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yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr · 2 years

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irondad as things my family has said pt.1[?]

peter: dear lord mr stark you’re driving is awful-

tony: it’s not my fault! the other dude was driving awful not me-

peter: don’t go there-

tony: oh i’m goin there-

peter: THE ONLY PLACE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING IS ALDI’S-

pepper: -wheeze-

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marvelsarchiveofdumb · 2 years

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Pepper: how did I marry someone so sarcastic?

Tony: I'm pretty sure you just said that sarcastically

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incorrectwandanat · 4 months

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[angry natasha storming down the hallway]

tony: uh oh.

reader: what?

tony: i see an angry wife heading our way.

reader: yours or mine?

tony: does it matter?

reader: if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.

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ir0npvrker · 28 days

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morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

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Pepper: Tony, why do you keep ignoring lab safety protocol when it always ends in some sort of explosion or OSHA violation?

Tony: Well, Pep, some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made by ignoring lab safety protocol. Besides, Tony backwards spells “Y Not” so it’s really in my namesake.

Pepper:

Pepper: Did Peter give you that one?

Tony: Yes, he did.

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ironrad · 1 year

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Pepper: Tony, I have a very important video to show you.

Tony watching the video:

Tony: Peter you need to see this, it’s very important.

Peter rushing over preparing to suit up:

Peter watching the video:

Peter: …Why am I looking at a dog chasing it’s own tail?

Tony: Pepper just discovered Instagram Reels, and I asked her to only show me the important ones

Peter:

Peter: Oh, well by all means, this IS a very important video.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Tony: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Pepper, we’d want Nat to be Morgan's guardian.

Natasha: That is great news! Morgan, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.

Pepper: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.

Natasha: All mine!

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azerishi · 2 years

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Tony: So, I was recently enlightened.

Pepper, sighing: What now, Tony?

Tony: I learned that you can Thor-honest sue someone for the "loss of enjoyment of life", and boy, DO I HAVE A FUCKING LIST.

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lesbian-deadpool · 11 months

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Pepper: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Tony's birthday invitations.

Y/N: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Pepper: "Tony's birthday".

Y/N: So, what do they say instead?

Pepper: "Tony's bi".

Y/N:

Y/N: Works out either way.

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thatoneguyinthechair · 1 year

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Sexuality Reveal Party

Tony: Dammit, the printer broke while I was printing Peter's birthday invitations. Pepper: Well, what are they supposed to say? Tony: Peter's birthday party. Pepper: What do they say instead? Tony: Peter's bi. Pepper: Pepper: Works either way.

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