#Accurate Incorrect Quote

[lady-griffin]

Jinx, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I’m losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There’s blood on my hands.

#Jinx #Arcane Jinx #Arcane #Incorrect Arcane Quotes #Accurate Incorrect Quote #unknown source #sorry I couldn't find one #look this has been in my drafts since october and I don't know why exactly I haven't published it until now

[lizardpersonyknow]

It's so incredibly funny to me that somehow some people think Tim is a boring straightlace and Jason is deranged and unhinged

Like Jason at his worst is a murderous crime lord who also has a moral conscience, protects children and sex workers, works to make the worst parts of Gotham safer and wants to know that his dad cares

Tim at his worst on the other hand.... Rampant murder with NO morals, becomes Batman and uses the gun that killed Bruce's parents, dictator, takes over like half of America, goes back in time like a couple times to tell his younger self that this is their inevitable end just to fuck with HIMSELF

Jason at his best is the happy robin, loves school, cares for sex workers becomes a crime lord to help make sure the people who are addicted aren't being given toxic shit

Tim at his best is entirely unhinged, stalking Batman and Robin through the streets, blackmailing Batman, all the young justice shenanigans, creating a fake uncle to avoid adoption, beefing with a like 9 year old (deserved imo 9 year olds are MEAN), lies to everyone including batman and take pride in it

Like besties one is exponentially more of a black sheep and it isn't the drug lord, it's the heroic sidekick of batman

Yes Jason is still out on the streets wildin and feral but I don't think people give enough credit to how normal he is for his background

Yes Tim is CEO but he's also been 17 for years and probably has taken cocaine to see what it felt like

#tim drake #batfam #feral tim drake #batman #incorrect batbros #tim drake wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily headcanons #jason todd #red hood #red robin #robin #yknow what fuck it #CORRECT batfamily #love them both #im so normal about them #its my unhinged vs feral post again #longform #yall make jason too mean and unfeeling #and tim is ENTIRELY too hinged in fanon #PLEASE just do a lil switcharoo #its far more accurate

[yuno-karei]

[Image ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic based on incorrect quotes. Opera in the first image says "I scare people sometimes because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there. " with a sigh. In the second image, it's a bottom up shot with Kalego squatting on top of a cupboard, scared shitless while holding onto a spray bottle and pointing it at Opera in an attempt to defend himself. "How did you get into my house!? " he asks. A bit of the back of Opera's head is shown in the bottom right corner of the image, and their ear wiggles while they reply "Exactly. " in delight. End ID]

Yeah.

#mairimashita! iruma kun #m!ik #fanart #doodle #mairuma incorrect quotes #naberius kalego #opera #yuno art #funny looking angle but I can't be assed to make it accurate LMAO

[chronicowboy]

#sami rambles #this is the most accurate incorrect buddie thing ive ever made i think #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect 911 #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect buddie

[timdrakeismypatronus]

I'm bitter so let's fight:

The correct answer is "all of the above" but I'm forcing everyone to choose.

#Don't be shy keep listing things #okay so maybe Batfam pet peeves is more accurate instead of DC #DC can catch these hands #batfamily #batbros #tim drake #batfam #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne

[its-ya-boi-cade]

#we're so back!! #i am happy when people say these are accurate because i strive to make them as accurate as possible #hollow knight #incorrect quotes #unn #radiance #pure vessel #menderbug <3 #traitor lord

[cupids-chamber]

Y/N: I love murder mysteries!

Floyd, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

#Tell me this isnt accurate-ish #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twisted wonderland #twst fluff #twst imagines #twst imagine #twst headcanons #twst scenarios #twst floyd #twst floyd x reader #twst floyd leech #twst floyd leech x reader #twst incorrect quotes #twst meme #twst memes #floyd #floyd leech x reader #floyd x reader #floyd leech #twisted wonderland fluff #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland meme #twisted wonderland memes #twisted wonderland floyd

[traveller-of-the-knight]

Text by @buckykingofmemes

Also the fact that the text is originally for Steve and Bucky is gold

#way too accurate let's be honest #moon knight #moon knight system #moon knight meme #moon knight memes #incorrect moon knight #moon knight incorrect quotes #incorrect moon knight quotes #incorrect moon knight quote #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #funny moon knight #moon knight funny #layla el fauouly #layla el faouly #marc spector #moon knight edit #layla el faouly edit #may calamawy #moon knight show #moon knight mcu #moon boys #mcu memes #marvel memes #moon knight disney+ #incorrect mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu quote #incorrect marvel quote #marvel edit

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Apparently traumatised kids often fail to grow to normal height because all the energy goes to surviving and well no fucking wonder twinyards and Neil are so short

#idk if this was mentioned already but I’m reading the goldfinch and as soon as I read that I immediately thought of aftg #aftg fr never leaves my mind #Idek if factually accurate but probably #also ofc the malnutrition and everything they will be short but still #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #andrew minyard #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew joseph minyard #aftg reread #aftg hc #aftg trilogy #aftg neil #aftg andrew #incorrect tfc #tfc hc #tfc textpost #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg thoughts #tfc shitpost #tfc headcanon #aaron minyard #twinyards #aftg fic

[echo-stimmingrose]

Hera: A boy doesn't dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems!!

Dionysus: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!!!!

#¡not accurate to greek mythos! #hera #dionysus #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #quote source: tv show Victorious

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you. Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.

#honestly cant tell if this is from the books #too accurate #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #clary fairchild #alec lightwood #jace herondale #the mortal instruments

[caslutz]

[The Diamond Dogs discussing how to get Jamie back to his full potential as a player]

Roy: Count me out.

Ted: We can’t count you out. Jamie listens to you.

Roy: He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumb arses to help you.

*Everyone gasps*

Higgins: Back it up.

Ted: Okay, Roy. You are clearly in a bad space today, but Jamie is one of our best players, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?

Roy: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through before my coaching stops being questioned?

Nate: Maybe coaching together is about going through a lot of stuff. And maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero.

Roy: Oh, they're "BNL" now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are. You know what Jamie probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.

Beard: Maybe we all need some space to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-'90s, you selfish, jaded ass.

#this is 100% accurate #i love diamond dogs convos they’re so fun #but roy is hater #no wonder he didn’t want to join the club #roy kent #ted lasso #coach beard #nathan shelley #jamie tartt #royjamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #ted lasso incorrect quotes #diamond dogs #incorrect quotes #source: community

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself. Tony: ... Tony: Wow, kid. That’s deep.

#tony stark #peter parker #ironman #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #okay but like #that's on brand though #i'm totally using that from now on #i don't even remember where i saw this initially lol #but yeah lol #pretty accurate i think #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #same

[fluffysteddie]

[after basketball practice]

steve: *sweating & shirtless* do you want some water?

eddie: *whispering* i’m so gay

steve: what?

eddie: I AM OKAY

#i mean eddie probably had to take PE & this feels pretty accurate #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #incorrect quotes

[slugpup2]

actually i've decided that posting these one at a time is weird so i'm still gonna post them in dumps. here's an offering for however long it takes me to make more

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#touhou #reimu hakurei #marisa kirisame #toyosatomimi no miko #saki kurokoma #mamizou futatsuiwa #sumireko usami #wakasagihime #my edits #test posts #incorrect quotes #in the fish doxing one the original was ocean but i changed it to be more waka accurate

[sokkas-first-fangirl]

Darius, holding an antique bottle: “Is this whiskey or perfume?”

Alador: *chugs the entire bottle*

Alador: “...”

Darius: “...”

Alador: “It's perfume.”

#aladarius #alador blight #darius deamonne #incorrect quotes #incorrect toh quotes #the owl house #toh #dalador #darius x alador #source: ??? #i dunno this one feels pretty accurate #incorrect the owl house #incorrect the owl house quotes