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crazy-fangirl2524 · 2 days

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Neil sounds like the bad boy mafia gang leader dark werewolf vampire billionaire that Y/N (Andrew) somehow manages to tame (enables his dark side)

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trauma-insence · 1 day

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Incorrect aftg as more things my professor has said

Neil: **offended** yes, I am aware of what a fursona is

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Wymack: I was worried we would actually be productive today

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Andrew to Neil: You're not a good late night talk show guest

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Wymack: I was born as a 43 year old man

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Matt: how old are you?

Neil: How old do you want me to be?

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Kevin: I’m just sitting here trying to mentally figure out how much time it will take to undo the mental damage you’ve done to us all

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Neil: this is gonna sound stupid because it's coming out of my mouth

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Kevin: You don’t speak in complete sentences and we actually just always assume you have any intelligence.

Seth: He just talks because he has a mouth

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Wymack: Unless you are a pre-linguistic child *points to Neil*

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Wymack: I need to forget everything as soon as i walk out this door or Neil will drive me insane.

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Kevin: I'm trying to do better at using words he understands

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Andrew: I can't stand you

Neil: Me niether!

#Honorable mention: “so you read it unethically?”#hope travis knows i put more effort into this than his class thelast month #just imagine how many quotes i would have if i paid attention in class #another honorable mention is when we got so sidetracked in class that he took a BuzzFeed quiz to discover his fursona #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #allison reynolds #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #aftg andrew #aftg neil #andrew minyard #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg trilogy #aftg fandom #kevin day #tfc

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broken-heart-raven-queen · 2 days

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Jean: You are supposed to hate me. Why don't you hate me?

Neil: What are you talking about?

Jean: I have always been an asshole to you (and everyone for what matters), I call you names, I brought you to the Nest, I helped Riko torture you and you almost got killed because I dyed your hair and...

Neil **holding Jean's wrists so he could stop harming himself**: Yeah, you are an asshole and sometimes your self-steem is so low that digs a hole to the very core of the planet and locks you there. But that is what they made you to be and you have the potential to be so much more.

Jean: But...

Neil: I haven't finished yet, Moreau. I believe you have all this potential BECAUSE you are an asshole. You are here. You kept fighting and won.

#Neil: also all my friends my boyfriend and I are assholes #their friendship is what it is #like a mirror that is not #like a pact that was never made #like a promise that nobody ever did #aftg #all for the game #aftg brainrot #nora sakavic #jean moreau #neil josten #aftg incorrect quotes #tsc #the sunshine court #jeaneil

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cupidspsycho · 2 months

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i cant believe that wymack tells the foxes to ignore his unpolished speech and then pulls out the hardest fucking line in modern literature

#fight because you don’t know how to die quietly #win because you don’t know how to lose #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #all for the gay #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg neil

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feelingthedisaster · 2 months

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Kevin *to Neil's face*: a fucking toddler can play better than you, have you never touched a rackect? your perfomance is an offense to exy

Kevin *when Neil isnt hearing*: he is one of the best strickers to ever play exy, he will make court and win the olympics before 25, he'll be remember in history as one of the best exy players

#ignore im terrible at colourful insults #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #exy #aftg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-all-for-the-game · 1 month

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Neil: I’m kind of crushing on someone, I think? but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Matt: Just rip the bandage off!

Neil: It’s Andrew.

Matt: Put the bandage back on.

#aftg #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #matt boyd #andrew minyard #Andreil

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juicegremlin · 1 month

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[After meeting Neil in Millport]

Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.

Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.

Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.

Kevin: And that's... bad?

Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.

#andrew is rosa diaz change my mind #neil is also totally pimento #aftg shitpost #incorrect aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg #the foxhole court #all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #juicegremlin #kevin day

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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month

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[In court]

Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:

Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.

Neil: Just ask please.

Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.

Andrew:

Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.

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doorhanginoffthehinges · 2 months

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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?

Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard

Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.

Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom

#I’ve seen two of these styled posts in the last 12 hrs #so i wanted to add my pr nightmare Neil josten #who happens to be demi #neil josten #all for the game #aftg #nora sakavic #andrew minyard #andreil #the foxhole court #tfc #aftg incorrect quotes #also both of the posts were for aftg

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scholliski · 1 year

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Neil describing Andrew: his golden hair reflected as though he were god himself, those hazel eyes speckled with light while-

Neil describing Aaron: he’s kinda small i guess

#actual identical twins for reference #all for the game #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #andreil #tfc #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #kevin day #all for the idiots #aaron minyard #aftg incorrect quotes #1k #2k

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 2 days

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Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.

Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.

Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.

Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.

Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.

#THIS IS SATIRE #SATIRE #okay this is satire pls don’t take this seriously #I have the idea to write like cringy wattpad from Andrew pov but the more I write the more I’m like oh no I feel like Andrew’s inner #monologue is exactly like that and I could not differentiate and had to try so hard lmao #I literally just have to tone shit up and like use cringy words and summarise the books and boom wow bad boy billionaire mafia Neil #and y/n Andrew!!!#I was low-key laughing out loud at how accurate this is tho like wdym this is exactly what happens in the books #from now on if people ask me what’s aftg about I’ll show them this #and that’s why Nora has amazing writing skills because imagine being able to write this shit in such a poetic way #and actually adding layers and deep meanings and it’s not dumb or cringe #anyways I love aftg and Nora sakavic #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #andrew minyard #neil josten #andrew joseph minyard #the sunshine court #aftg thoughts #aftg reread #aftg shitpost #tfc shitpost #incorrect tfc #tfc textpost #aftg andreil

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wolfgangwithoutgang · 1 year

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Nicky: I can’t believe Neil ignored us all winter break! He better be dying.

Neil: Hey guys, sorry I ignored you all winter break. I was dying.

Nicky: I take it back I take it back I take it back I take it back.

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broken-heart-raven-queen · 2 months

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Neil: Hey, can you come and pick me up??

Andrew: Okay.

Kevin praying for his life and questioning every desition he ever made while they go way over the speed limit on an interestatal highway after doinga very illegal U turn for no apparent reason.

#aftg #all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg brainrot #nora sakavic #kevin day #kandriel #aftg incorrect quotes #you know it was that way

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chaoticas-hell · 10 months

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Andrew: due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Do not try to find me or drag me up.

Aaron: Neil said "I love you" and you said "thanks" Didn't you?

Andrew: I said the reasons are personal