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allforthe-gays · 2 days
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jeremy’s the type of guy to talk about the epic highs and lows of high school exy
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tara-the-star · 19 hours
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cant spell faggot without aftg
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 22 hours
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And what if I say castle crumbling by Taylor Swift is a riko Moriyama song??
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Medicated Andrew from the upperclassmen’s perspective
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scholliski · 3 months
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I bet andrews brain never shuts up, like sure obviously also in the sad traumatised way, but that medication didn’t make Andrew “Jean. Hey, Jean. Jean Valjean. Hey. Hey. Hello” Minyard think all of that hilariously unhinged nonsense but only made him speak it out loud, all I can imagine is anyone looking at a blank faced Andrew and wondering what ominous thing he must be thinking and it’s literally just “Neil josten, number 10, jos-10, cannot be a coincidence, Neil josten fortune teller perhaps?”
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ravlykpavlyk · 9 months
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Neil Josten is absolutely fucking incredible narrator.
He has his priorities straight and does not pay attention to anything else.
Do we know Katelyn's surname (well now we do)? Do we know ANYTHING about her appearance? Do we know anything about the appearance of HIS MOTHER? Yeah, she was short and ... and what? And NOTHING, THAT'S IT. She was short and paranoid. I'm sure we know about his father ONLY because they were similar and Neil had a couple of breakdowns because of it.
But let him start about Andrew's fucking broad and solid shoulders-
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chaoticas-hell · 8 months
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I like how Nora tried to make us believe there was something between Renee and Jean like- no- that's a lesbian collecting traumatized gay men to be her friends like they're Pokémon
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jtl-fics · 1 month
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FBI: Do you guys not understand that he is Wanted? (About Neil)
The Foxes: Of course he's wanted! We want him!
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s-hanna-h · 9 months
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Anyone in for a aftg meme redraw XD
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morally-gray101 · 11 months
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My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.
matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier
neil:
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Neil saw the "I can fix him trope" and said "I can fix his brother and their issues, his vague acquaintances, his college sports team and his extremely dependent best friend and have his enemies killed but I won't fix him cause he's perfect"
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allforthe-gays · 2 days
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still giggling over jean thinking the raven training methods are the norm, and the trojans are weird outliers
he is like “the reason people think the trojans are weird and different is because they let their players have too many freedoms, like autonomy, running their own errands, owning clothing, going outside. it’s not because they have good sportsmanship. that’s just a weird side effect”
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chacha462 · 5 months
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Neil: I have a question for you
Renee: *Tells him her whole traumatic past*
Neil: Okay, but why is your boyfriend single?
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the-gay-cousin-666 · 8 months
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I imagine the Foxes watching a horror movie and Neil randomly going "that's not what happens when you gut a man." in the middle of a gore scene. Just completely blank-faced.
And then he's confused why the others are looking at him weird instead of watching the movie.
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Yo they really need to learn how to knock 😔
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scholliski · 3 months
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you don’t realise just how much Andrew touches Neil in aftg until you reread it, brushing your fingers across the small of your emotional-support-Nothing’s back light enough to give him goose bumps isn’t necessary no matter what Andrew seems to think
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