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[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Odysseus: it’s literally my only goal for most of the day.

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Interviewer: Why do you have a gap in your résumé?

Hermes: Actually I pressed the Enter key twice.

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[gotstabbedbyapen]

Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!

Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!

Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-

Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?

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[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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[nobuuses]

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[incorrectgreekgods]

Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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[0lympian-c0uncil]

Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water

Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Poseidon: ....

Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!

Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Apollo: It takes less than a minute!

Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Hermes: Like 7 minutes!

Dionysus: *nods*

Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!

Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...

Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?

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[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: So how did you convince all our siblings to betray me? What did you offer them? Hera: I asked if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.

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[withlovefromolympus]

Poseidon: oh no

Zeus: what is it?

Poseidon: an angry wife is coming towards us

Zeus: mine or yours

Poseidon: does it really matter?

Zeus: Well, if it's Amphitrite we might survive, but if it's Hera, we're totally dead.

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[mytholots]

Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

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[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: You guys don't want to mess with me! Eurylochus: Yeah. He will straight up cry in public. Don't try him Odysseus: Exactly, I will stra- Odysseus: Odysseus, tearing up: Why would you say something like that?

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Artemis: I'm worried about you.

Apollo: *dunks Oreo in whiskey* Why?

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[olympushit]

Greek gods and their mottos:

Zeus: Justice above all.

Hera: Loyalty is the key to harmony.

Poseidon: Life is like the sea, you can never know for how long it will be calm.

Hades: The reason you don't enjoy life is because you are afraid of death.

Hestia: Keep calm and carry on.

Demeter: Don't underestimate someone because they look calm.

Ares: Never judge a book by its cover.

Aphrodite: Love is a bird, she needs to fly.

Apollo: The sexiest language someone can speak is the motherfucking truth.

Artemis: Women can do everything.

Hephaestus: Ugly outside, beautiful inside.

Athena: Knowledge is power.

Dionysus: Rage on or go home.

Hermes: Being talkative is nice, until you start lying.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!

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[marsdeathdefiances]

Achilles: I got in trouble during the council.

Patroclus: Why?

Achilles: Odysseus pointed a stick at me and said ‘the person on the end of this stick is incompetent’ so I asked ‘which end’

Patroclus: *laughing* I’m so proud of you babe.

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