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Menelaus breaks into the bedroom: where is he!! undressed Helen: who? Hermione: dad? Menelaus: dear, help me find mom's side bitch Hermione looks under the bed: uncle Paris, have you seen mom's side bitch?

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Penelope : *uses Odysseus's phone* Penelope : *sees contact called *MY LOVE ♥️* Penelope : aww- wait this isn't my number *calls the number* The other line : hello, this is area 51- and you again! With all respect sir can you stop calling us and asked about the aliens because we do not know Penelope : what the fu-

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Cassandra : Paris, what you're doing is illegal! Paris : PISS OFF CAS! I'M NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM YOU. YOU PRONOUNCE THE 'G' IN "LASAGNA"

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Circe: what do you want to drink? I have wine, juice, milk, spiders, tea ... Odysseus: spiders? Circe: okay, spiders Odysseus: no, i mean ... Circe: *already pouring spiders into Ody's mug*

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Agamemnon: Aren't you a little too young to be apart of a suitors? Diomedes: Aren't you a little too old to be alive

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Clytemnestra: FIGHT ME!, you nerd ass punk. Helen, behind her: at least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone. Clytemnestra,smirking: dost thou wish to engage in a dual, my good ✨bitch✨ Helen,unimpressed: somehow that was worse.

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Apollo: I can and will destroy your bloodline Achilles: Jokes on you dipshit, the bloodline's already ending with me Neoptolemus:

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Diomedes sitting on a couch with his arms crossed: So I've seen that you've been spending a lot of time with Penelope lately. Odysseus: Wait no dude it's not what it looks like I swear Diomedes: Oh really? So theres no reason for me to be jealous? Odysseus: No! You're the only one for me Diomedes: Is that so? Odysseus: I promise! Penelope and I are just dating, ok? Diomedes: so there's no rivalry-friendship feelings involved? Odysseus: you are still my only Rival. She's just the best thing that's happened to me. Nothing more Diomedes: but I'm the best Rival to have happened to you right? Odysseus: Of course! Penelope just watching all of this go down: What the fuck

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Achilles: *Opens the door and holds it open* After you, sir. Agamemnon: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks come from behind. Achilles: Well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front... Agamemnon: Yes, but it will be easier to stop. I can obviously always block the blow. I would countert it. Not that you would ever have the guts to- Achilles: *Slaps Ag* *Walks inside* Agamemnon:

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Paris: Hey, dad. Remember our relationship with Sparta? Priam: Of course. Priam: Wait- Priam: What do you mean "remember"?

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Odysseus: You guys don't want to mess with me! Eurylochus: Yeah. He will straight up cry in public. Don't try him Odysseus: Exactly, I will stra- Odysseus: Odysseus, tearing up: Why would you say something like that?

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Stenelus: Dio, we NEED to get you to a doctor! Diomedes: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound...? No, so stay out of it!

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Odysseus: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Odysseus: it’s literally my only goal for most of the day.

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Menelaus: Helen, why are you not dressed? Helen: Uhm, because I have nothing to wear? Menelaus, looking through the closet: You have three dresses, two pairs of pants, a hoodie- hi, Paris- a skirt, and three shirts.

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Iphigenia, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe? Clytemnestra: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Clytemnestra: Here you go. Iphigenia: Clytemnestra: Agamemnon: Why am I here?

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