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#incorrect greek quotes
greekschist · 13 hours ago
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Hermes: Yeah, but as far as plans go, this is not a good one.
Apollo: Hermes, this was your plan.
Hermes: I didn't think you'd actually say yes.
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mytholympus · a day ago
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Persephone: I don’t have a seat-
Hades: Come, you can sit on my lap!
Zeus: I don’t have a seat either…
Hera: Then stand.
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Dionysus: What do you like in bed?
Athena: Privacy.
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Aphrodite: hey athena! Holy shit! I did not mean to catch you bathing!
Athena fully suited in armor chilling in her bathtub : oh that's fine.
Aphrodite: what! Why are you wearing that?!!!
Athena: armor? And I feel really naked and uneasy without armor so that's why I wear it in-
Aphrodite: YOUR SUPPOSE TO!!!!!
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inc0rrectgreek · a day ago
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𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀: I don't have a seat.
𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼: Sit on my lap.
𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗮: I don't have a seat either.
𝗔𝗿𝗲𝘀: Then keep standing.
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ares: things have actually been going really well with athena. Our friendship is in a really good place.
ares: last week i said, “did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” instead of saying, “shut up, ares,” she said, “okay”.
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mythologyobsessions · 2 days ago
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Artemis: tired?
Callisto, scoffing: I can do this all day
Apollo to Hermes: this smells a little ✨f r u i t y✨
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princessofopus · 2 days ago
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Patroclus: Hey would you do me-
Achilles: Yes!
Patroclus: -a favour..
Achilles:
Patroclus:
Achilles: I stand by my statement
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Demeter: Hestia, why do good people have to die young?
Hestia: Well, when you’re in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?
Demeter: The ugly ones.
Hestia: Exac— wait what? Why?
Demeter: Ugly bitches don’t belong in my goddamn garden.
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mythologyobsessions · 2 days ago
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“If a man makes you happy, get three, so now you’re happy, happy, happy”
-Aphrodite
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Zeus: Oh shit, I killed my pregnant lover
Zeus, peering in the mess: Huh, what's that thing?
*looks at a lump of flesh with half formed face*
Zeus: Is-was that my son?
*lump of flesh stirs*
Zeus: Yay, he's alive!
Zeus, thinking about Hera: Oh shit, he's alive
Zeus: Well, I can hide him!
Zeus: In my thigh!
*later*
Hera, suspicious: Why does your thigh look so...big?
Zeus, sweating nervously: Well, I look fabulous don't I?
*strikes a pose*
Sometime in the future,
Hera: Why are you drinking 'Nutritional food for to-be mothers'?
Zeus: I-uh
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Zeus: Tag what you’re majoring in/intend on majoring in
Artemis: Respecting Women
Ares: batman
Demeter: minecraft
Hermes: youtube
Hades: in the tags guys
Dionysus: fuckin weed
Poseidon: W
Athena: Criminal justice and psychology
Apollo: I’m terrified I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life
Hephaestus: Minecraft
Persephone: minecraft as well
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