#incorrect iliad

[incorrecthomer]

Ajax: are you okay, Achilles ? Achilles, sighing: Patroclus used to call me Achilles. Ajax: yeah because it's your fucking name.

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[simugeuge]

I have the morbid curiosity to try and see exactly how much more Odysseus can take before he breaks for good

#poke him with a stick or smth #odysseus #the odyssey #the iliad #tagamemnon #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #incorrect odyssey

[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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[marsdeathdefiances]

Achilles: I got in trouble during the council.

Patroclus: Why?

Achilles: Odysseus pointed a stick at me and said ‘the person on the end of this stick is incompetent’ so I asked ‘which end’

Patroclus: *laughing* I’m so proud of you babe.

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[this-and-this-and-this2]

Diomedes: Achilles, do you support the LGBTQ community ?

Achilles, pulling Patroclus into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.

Odysseus: He's avoiding the question!

#incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #song of achilles #incorrect patrochilles quotes #patrochilles #tsoa #achilles #patroclus #tsoa achilles #iliad #odysseus

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

How their first meeting actually went-

Patroclus : Hi I'm patroclus and you are?

Achilles : in love with you

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Achilles: See I'm straight but if there was a man I would marry it'd be Patroclus.

Briseis: How do you feel about that, Pat?

Patroclus:

Patroclus: It's not helping with the rumors.

Briseis: I think the kiss you guys shared in my tent isn't helping with the rumors.

Achilles: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.

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[godsofhumanity]

Achilles: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. Patroclus: But how- Achilles: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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[history-enjoyer]

So I was trying to explain the events of the Iliad to my dad and I was at the part where Achilles ragequits and goes to sulk in his tent with Patroclus and my dad literally went,

“Wow they seem like such good friends!”

Like what are you dad, a historian?

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[roseblack12]

Agamemon:We have to talk about a serious problem

Diomedes:Odysseus lack of childhood/family trauma ?

Menelaus:yes, it's so weird right ?

#odysseus #greek mythology #the iliad #diomedes #Menelaus #incorrect iliad #agamemnon

[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Menelaus, to Antilochus: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Odysseus, to Diomedes: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Patroclus: There are two types of people.

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[simugeuge]

Pallas Athena

Imparts wisdom

Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude

Stalks you

Represented by an owl

Duolingo

Imparts wisdom

Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude

Stalks you

Represented by an owl

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[meditando-en-paris]

Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!

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[marsdeathdefiances]

*after Patroclus’ death*

Phoenix: Are you okay?

Achilles: Super.

Phoenix: Are you being honest?

Achilles: Kill me.

#all jokes here #incorrect quotes #incorrect iliad #achilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles x patroclus #incorrect patrochilles quotes #incorrect greek mythology #tsoa phoenix

[this-and-this-and-this2]

Patroclus: Achilles, can I have some money for some coke, please?

Achilles: Will 40 bucks be okay?

Patroclus: It's 3,99.

Achilles: Wow, this is cheap! Who's your dealer?

Patroclus: Coca cola?

Patroclus: I'm telling Chiron about this...

#source: ? #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #incorrect patrochilles quotes #song of achilles #tsoa #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles #tsoa achilles #chiron

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Patroclus *exists*

Achilles :

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