Odysseus' last words to Poseidon
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Was just reminded of my stupid Odysseus parody of the Theoden of Rohan meme:
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just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT
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I will never understand how Odysseus has all the braincells while also having none of them at the same exact time. He is an amazing war general and is insanely smart but has the attention span of a rat fuelled by the need to cause chaos simply because he is bored. He can't listen to one thing while getting distracted by the thing he was specifically told not to touch.
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"The text is all up to interpretation."
The Text:
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Odysseus: You knew about this and didn’t tell me?
Patroclus: I don’t have the time to call you every time Achilles has a bad idea.
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... sorry, i had to
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The original stoners!
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Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse
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“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.
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ive returned from my hiatus of greek mythology meme making for this
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Apollo and Athena hanging out :3
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Hera: A boy doesn't dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems!!
Dionysus: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!!!!
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Aphrodite: How would you like your hair cut?
Ares: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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