Zeus: Poseidon just brought a live lobster to the party
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Demeter: I’ve decided I’m going to start gaslighting you
Hera: you’re gonna start gaslighting me?
Demeter: that’s not what I said
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The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.
Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh
The Creature: fym nuh-uh?
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Draco: Are you flirting with me?
Harry: My hand is around your throat, Malfoy
Draco: That’s why I asked
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tim: i would rather have a concussion than wear that thing but whatever u say man
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Ominis: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Sebastian: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Y/N walks in*
Sebastian: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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victor frankenstein: i will make my creation breathtakingly beautiful
frankenstein's monster: well i certainly will be taking people's breaths away
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*Somewhere after a race in 1958*
F1 drivers: *getting ready to go to a nightclub* You sure you're not forgetting someone, Wolfie?
Wolfgang von Trips: Whoever that is, I'm sure he's not important.
Fangio somewhere in Cuba:
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Starting Classic!Who thinking all the hype about it was mostly nostalgia but the first ep is basically like
Teacher: What's up with Susan Foreman?
*cue 10 minute montage of unfiltered Susan Foreman autism*
One: Heeheehoho im gonna electrocute a teacher ‼️‼️
Susan: Grandpa no!!
One: *Kidnaps teacher*
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Aphrodite: How would you like your hair cut?
Ares: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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Zeus: Hermes, open up!!
Hermes: i have daddy issues
Zeus: i meant the door, you bastard!
Hera: shh, no, let him speak
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Sixth Doctor, in a cell: What about my rights?! You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Peri, in the cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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Mutt: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate
Papyrus: I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY. WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD DAY
Sans: I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm. Hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-shirt cannon
Stretch: All hail the baby cannon
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