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#incorrect f1 quotes
marsinoff · 3 days
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Max, to Charles: I just think it’s romantic to be possessive over someone’s death. No one gets to kill you but me. I want to hold you as you die. Your last breath should mingle with mine. I want your blood on my hands because I’m the one that spilled it.
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totallycorrectf1 · 3 days
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Carlos: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Lando: It was me… Carlos: … Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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f1incorrectquotess · 2 days
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*Lance is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*
Lance, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!
Pierre, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!
Lance: And Alex didn’t stop you?!
Pierre, pointing at a sleeping Alex: He has been asleep for the past three hours.
Esteban, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-
Esteban, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!
Lance, pointing at Pierre: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.
Esteban: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!
Alex, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?
Alex, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! PIERRE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!
Pierre: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!
Lance and Esteban, in unison: But you broke the-
Pierre: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*
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glysraya · 13 hours
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Max: Shit!
Lewis: You might wanna watch your language
Max: I was. You should hear my thoughts
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formula1blog · 4 hours
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Do you have a crush on me
Charles: Cheri, can I ask you something?
Max: Of course, schat.
Charles: Do you, like me?
Max: *confused* Do I like you?
Charles: Yeah, you know, like?
Max: ??
Charles: you know what I mean…
Max: Do I have a crush on you?
Charles: yeah?
Max:
Charles:
Max: Charles, Schat. The love of my life.
Max: We have literally been married for the last three years
Charles:
Max:
Charles: So, is that a yes?
Max: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!
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bbglewis · 3 months
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F1 as texts (Lewis to Ferrari Version)
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+Bonus (Fernando with his life advice on how to deal w Ferrari)
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this is how i cope
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see part 2 of drives as incorrect quotes <3
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aaltilis · 4 months
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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peoplesprincessgeorge · 2 months
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txt posts + f1 = true 3.0
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softpinkshirt · 7 months
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charles: are you a top or bottom?
seb (retired, wants to be left alone by the grid): im a beekeeper
Lewis (in denial): you're an f1 driver
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marsinoff · 3 days
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Max: I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck. Max: Only Charles can know it however.
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totallycorrectf1 · 1 day
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Logan: One time I was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you. Alex: Yeah, I figured. You don’t have any other friends.
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f1incorrectquotess · 7 months
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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.
Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*
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glysraya · 2 days
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Max: *Sends a message at 3 A.M.*
Lando: *Responds*
Max: Whoa there what are you doing up go to sleep this is unhealthy!
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maxcuntstappen · 30 days
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F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)
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sharldose · 20 days
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Charles: 👀 Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.
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