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greekschist · 12 hours ago
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Hermes: Yeah, but as far as plans go, this is not a good one.
Apollo: Hermes, this was your plan.
Hermes: I didn't think you'd actually say yes.
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mytholympus · a day ago
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Persephone: I don’t have a seat-
Hades: Come, you can sit on my lap!
Zeus: I don’t have a seat either…
Hera: Then stand.
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inc0rrectgreek · a day ago
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𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀: I don't have a seat.
𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼: Sit on my lap.
𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗮: I don't have a seat either.
𝗔𝗿𝗲𝘀: Then keep standing.
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koreecob · a day ago
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Hades: *seductively takes off glasses*
Hades: Wow...
Persephone: *blushes* Haha... what?
Hades: You're really fucking blurry.
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princessofopus · 2 days ago
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Patroclus: Hey would you do me-
Achilles: Yes!
Patroclus: -a favour..
Achilles:
Patroclus:
Achilles: I stand by my statement
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musicalvictory · 2 days ago
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JASON: medea, you’d be just like ariadne helping theseus!
MEDEA: *blushes*
ARIADNE, WHO’S BUSY SITTING NEXT TO DIONYSUS: girl. run. that’s a huge red flag.
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greekthemyths · 2 days ago
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Odysseus: Nothing will keep me from returning to my family
*record scratch/freeze frame*
Poseidon:
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Zeus: Oh shit, I killed my pregnant lover
Zeus, peering in the mess: Huh, what's that thing?
*looks at a lump of flesh with half formed face*
Zeus: Is-was that my son?
*lump of flesh stirs*
Zeus: Yay, he's alive!
Zeus, thinking about Hera: Oh shit, he's alive
Zeus: Well, I can hide him!
Zeus: In my thigh!
*later*
Hera, suspicious: Why does your thigh look so...big?
Zeus, sweating nervously: Well, I look fabulous don't I?
*strikes a pose*
Sometime in the future,
Hera: Why are you drinking 'Nutritional food for to-be mothers'?
Zeus: I-uh
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koreecob · 3 days ago
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Hermes: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Apollo: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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