#incorrect greek myths

[mytholympus]

Dionysus: No, mom, I’m not high. My eyes are red because I’m evil

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Ares: I just stubbed my toe.

Ares: But did I cry like a baby?

Ares: Of course not.

Ares: A baby don't have the lung capacity for the sound I just made.

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[mytholots]

Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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[incorrectgreekmyths]

Hera, brushing Hebe's hair: you are beautiful and capable of great things

Hebe: *smiles widely *

Hera: like murder

Hebe: ....

Hera: don't do that though

Hebe: o-ok-

Hera, whispering: unless it's completely necessary

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[inc0rrectmyths]

<Hermes as a lawyer>

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.

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[mtolympusmemes]

Aphrodite: How would you like your hair cut?

Ares: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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[loloisafangirl]

Hades: I’m still trying to figure out why you like me.

Persephone: Because you’re sweet and funny.

Hades: Well Thanatos says I’m mean and grumpy, so one of you is lying.

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[crazycatsiren]

Dionysus: "And what has our dear sister, our girl of the wild, been up to?"

Apollo: "I assume you mean Artemis. She's on maternity leave."

Hermes: "Um, wow, what made her change her mind all of a sudden?"

Apollo: "Not what you're thinking. She's bottle feeding a litter of orphaned kittens she found and adopted."

Dionysus: *grabs two bottles of wine* "Let's go, boys. We know she's going to need these like now."

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[greek-memes]

Zeus: Something's not right here Hera: *not looking up from her book* Zeus: No I'm serious something's different around here! Hera: *mumbling* i swear to kronos i do not want to deal with this Zeus: I know what it is!!! Hera: Ugh FINE, what is it? Zeus: We haven't been online in years!!! Hera: Zeus: :D Hera: I bet Persephone doesn't have conversations like these

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[hemogoblin-art]

Gaia: Alright, I need you to swear-

Nyx: Fuck.

Gaia:

Gaia: Swear as in 'promise'...

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[mytholympus]

Aphrodite: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart, I think it’s so romantic! Two lovers on a date…

Ares: One of them carrying a knife for some reason

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Athena: Who else was hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Aphrodite and Ares's convo? Hermes: Me. I was in the laundry basket. Artemis: I was in the washing machine. Apollo: I was in the closet. Hermes: Hey congrats for coming out man! <3 Apollo: No I was literally in the closet. Hermes: Love is love. <3

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[mytholots]

Apollo, *acting tough*: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Dionysus: Yeah, Apollo will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

Apollo: Exactly, I will straight up-

Apollo: ...

Apollo, *tearing up*: Dio, why would you say that?!

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[incorrectgreekmyths]

Poseidon: I was once arrested for being too cool

Zeus: The charges were dropped when they realised there was no supporting evidence

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[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: Can you bring me the hoe?

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮: For sure!

(minutes later)

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮:

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿:

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: Why am I here?

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[mtolympusmemes]

Hermes: It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.

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