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Medea: Okay, Aphroditite, you can make me fall in love with Jason but that doesn't mean he's any less of a dumb ass or me less nuts.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 2 hours ago
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Persephone, jokingly: Now that we are working together... You aren’t allowed to fall in love with me
Hades: Won’t be a problem
*Later that night*
Hades, to Cerberus: THERE’S A PROBLEM
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 2 hours ago
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Hestia: Why is this cookie spicy? It’s also... raw in the middle. If I had to rate this I’d give it a 3-
Athena: I made it myself
Hestia: -out of 3 points
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 2 hours ago
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Zeus: Come on, let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river yesterday.
Hades: Let’s not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Zeus:
Zeus: So, as I was saying.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 2 hours ago
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Dionysus: Hermes is missing!
Apollo: What am I supposed to do about it? Do you think I have him microchipped in case he gets lost or something?
Dionysus: Well, do you?
Apollo: Of course I do. Hang on.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 2 hours ago
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Minthe, angrily: You read my messages, but you didn’t reply?! Hades: First of all, I didn’t mean to read it.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hermes: Who are you kissing this New Years?
Dionysus, holding a glass of wine: The floor when I black out
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hades: Do you know what it’s like? To be afraid of yourself?
Poseidon, remembering the time he ate 4 family sized bags of Doritos in one sitting: Yeah
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Athena: What do you want to do now? We have a bit of time to kill.
Ares: Alright, do you have and particular targets in mind or should we just freestyle it?
Athena: What?
Ares: What?
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Persephone: If I have to clean one more blood stain from this carpet, I’m going to kill someone!
Hades: Sounds a little counterproductive, my love.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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*Ares is unconscious*
Aphrodite: Oh gods, he isn’t breathing!
*Ares opens his eyes*
Aphrodite, not paying attention: Looks like I’m going to have to give him mouth to mouth!
*Ares closes his eyes*
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thanatoastie · 3 hours ago
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Remember to repeat your daily mantras!
Ares is not evil
Ares is not evil
Ares is not evil
Hades is not evil
Hades is not evil
Hades is not evil
Zeus sucks
Zeus sucks
Zeus sucks
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buecherundmehr · 4 hours ago
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"My book of Greek myths had told me that the narcissi were named after a beautiful young man, so lovely that he had fallen in love with himself. He saw his reflection in a pool of water, and would not leave it, and eventually died, so that the gods were forced to transform him into a flower. In my mind, when I read this, I knew that a narcissus must be the most beautiful flower in the world. I was disappointed when I learned that it was just a less impressive daffodil."
from The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman
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mirohtron · 6 hours ago
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no title bc idk how 2 title this anyway
I'm writing something. it is Long. i am Impatient. so snippet time.
"How long have you been there?"
The protagonist almost winced at the question. Of course, he'd been watching the fairy sleep. That was weird, and they weren't even close for that kind of... intimacy. Shame seeped into him, and the protagonist made a move to get away, but the fairy caught his sleeve. Some kind of emotion close to urgency flashed in his eyes, and he frowned.
The protagonist's fingers twitched at the side of the bed, but he decided to go back to his initial position.
"Not long," he answered, and he was sure it sounded almost wispy; like how fog plucked itself out of someone's lips in winter, "barely ten minutes."
so fun
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noctiifer · 8 hours ago
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@ the people who subscribe to ovid's version of medusa riddle me this. if medusa was a human priestess of athena... how are her parents the ancient deities who literally start the monster genealogy in greek mythology
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Solomon Joseph Solomon, The Judgment of Paris (1896).
Fun fact, Solomon Joseph Solomon is also know for his work on developing camouflage in WW1.
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thispersonisafangirl · 11 hours ago
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Zeus: * cheats on hera with multiple women *
Ixion: hey,your so pretty.
Hera: thank yo-
zeus: GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ASSHOLE.
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homosexual-hairflip · 11 hours ago
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when people wrongly say that hades is the god of death,,,,, a mythtake so to speak
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