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talesfromkirigakure · 9 minutes ago
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(oh my gods it has come to my attention that Achilles is technically half mermaid/siren)
(holyshit my angry war boi is an angry mer-boi)
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wren-sterling · 4 hours ago
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the setting sun lights our scene, the rocks and trees give us a set to play, the guitar provides our score- a crooning voice soaring to the sky. my eyes and brain add the effects, shifting and designing the world around me. and we- the players, lazing in our various places- waiting for the curtain to rise, for the stage manager to call our cues, and the audience to applaud.
the anticipation makes us giddy, and our celebrations make Dionysus proud- reveling and meddling like Robin Goodfellow and his fairy friends. letting it run through our veins until our show ends and our players pay their last amends. so, drink- and be merry, for our play amuses the fairies.
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pandoramarsh · 5 hours ago
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have the gods never heard of condoms? or birth control?
or can't they just swishy magicky the sperms away from entering the the god's/human's vagina or whatever the fuck? they can hide a whole ass empire above the Empire State Building but they can't magically seal their genitals or sum?
like, for the rest of the gods, maybe they actually want to have demigod children to extend their legacy and boost their egos or whatever that they go as far as to grant their male lovers the ability to get pregnant looking at you Apollo. but for the Big Three?
Zeus just wanted some drama, y'all can't deny that.
but also the gods don't have DNA. which leads to the second mystery, how the fuck does Percy has Poseidon's exact sea green eyes? or Annabeth having Athena's?
so many goddamn plot holes. WE NEED ANSWERS, RICK.
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incorrectgreekgods · 5 hours ago
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Greek Gods as Whos Line is it Anyway?
anyways, heres my current favorite trash as gods
Zeus
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Poseidon
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Hades
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Persephone
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Demeter
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Hera
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Hestia
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Athena
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Hermes
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Apollo
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Artemis
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Hephaestus
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Aphrodite
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Ares
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Dionysus
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mytho-nerd · 6 hours ago
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Hermés listens to lemon demon
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thelonelylemonsquare · 7 hours ago
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Sir that’s not right …
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vkaysmuse · 8 hours ago
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Open starter with Persephone
‘‘You okay? You hit your head pretty hard.’’
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orangesandashes · 8 hours ago
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it is very sexy of me to firmly hold onto my belief that artemis isnt a prideful virgin, but a sapphic woman that historians want to erase for their perverted narrative. yeah she was affectionate and kissed her nymph followers? shes fucking gay
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apollomes-supremacy · 11 hours ago
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I wish we had more content about Zephyr 🥺😔
The only thing people do is send hate to him, which is understandable I GUESS, but it still sounds childish to me, and idk, I just like the guy (´。_。`)
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littlesparklight · 11 hours ago
I’m not sure if you’ve answered this question yet but why do you dislike Diomedes?
I haven't! Though I might have grumbled about it spontaneously.
I'm a meanie :P
No, I just... aside from the regular assholeishness which is par for the course (like, you know, murdering sleeping people!), it's basically that Athena likes him so much so he gets to fuck up gods with impunity (while this would normally not be allowed at all), he gets to go home with no issue, and in some versions he even ends up being given immortality??
Like ok he doesn't get to STAY HOME when he gets there thanks to Issues, but Diomedes is a little fuckhead and I will nurse my grudge.
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Dionysus is going to super hell for pan poly crimes, debauchery of all kinds, crafting a wooden dildo and to visit his uncle Hades!!!
requested by: Anonymous x3
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mx-darcy · 15 hours ago
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I wish that.. People would start reckoning with maybe the norse Gods in the myths are absolute pricks, Loki was right and vilified for their queerness/that was what was supposed to show they're worthless and evil and we can't keep trying to adapt the myths with the same uncritical sympathies with the gods if we want to do meaningful commentary. Also maybe just maybe we could stop making these inhuman rich ppl with lizard eyes who are literally conspiring and in control of the world? That would be nice. Just. Something I'd watch out for when adapting myths commonly claimed by literal nazis.
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