#incorrect classic literature

[lmaowhosemaddie]

The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.

Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh

The Creature: fym nuh-uh?

#frankenstein #the modern prometheus #mary shelley #mary shelly's frankenstein #incorrect classic literature #classic literature #classic lit memes #victor frankenstein #the creature #dark academia

[samduqs]

#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #mr darcy #elisabeth bennet #mr collins #lady catherine de bourgh #jane austen #chaotic academia #dark academia #light academia #incorrect classic literature #literature memes #classic lit memes #english lit memes #classic literature #literature #meme #literary memes #romantic academia

[monstercollection]

Jonathan: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Jack: I think you mean cards.

Quincey: he did not.

Jonathan, pulling out knives: I did not.

#dracula daily #quincey morris #jack seward #john seward #jonathan harker #incorrect quotes #incorrect dracula #incorrect classic literature

[ereyies]

victor frankenstein: i will make my creation breathtakingly beautiful

frankenstein's monster: well i certainly will be taking people's breaths away

#frankenstein #dr frankenstein #victor frankenstein #classic literature #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankensteins monster #the modern prometheus #the creature #frankenstiensmonster #incorrect quotes #incorrect frankenstein quotes #gothic lit memes #gothic literature #classic lit memes

[wheretobuygoodurl]

#shakespeare #hamlet memes #hamlet #shakespeare memes #hamlet prince of denmark #classic literature #classic literature memes #incorrect hamlet quotes #incorrect quotes #hpod memes #laertes

[celaenaeiln]

Dick: *searching for his teammate post-battle* Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Romeo?

Jason: Shut up. Shut up! Don’t you dare desecrate Shakespearen literature you Neanderthal.

Dick: *offended* what?

Jason: heh, you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Dick:

Dick: Well, Little Wing, right now you’re walking an average speed of 3.1 mph and you’re going to fire your grapple gun to shoot across to another building but in order to do so you need to increase your running speed because the tension on the string is opposing the Normal force at an angle and if you count the weight of gravity, you have to calculate F=ma with cos of 46 degrees or else the grapple won’t latch on but since there’s a high frictional force between your boot and the ground, the coefficient of static friction is much higher than normal so as such, you need to lower the coefficient of kinetic friction so you have the momentum to reach peak velocity needed to boost you into the air and not suspend your rope so that’d be your final velocity squared equal to your initial velocity squared minus 2 times gravity times your final height minus your initial height. So in conclusion, your initial speed of run must be 5.3 mph if you don’t want to bash your head open on a brick wall.

Jason: what.

Dick: oh you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Jason: ….Bitch.

#sibling behavior #Jason’s literature vs dick’s physics #I just finished telling my own brother he’s dumb an hour ago bc older siblings always know better. duh #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #dicks a Mathlete so for sure he’d do this #Jason is into classic literature so he’d quote a sassy Jane Austin quote and the fight would begin again #they’re petty that way

[bruciemilf]

Clark: Sure, I can explain the flight, and the lasers, and the immortality, but the Dolly Parton posters? Now that's tricky

Bruce as Batman, has Gerard Way's birthday legalized as a holiday in Gotham: ... Hm

#do yall think bruce hates country music?? i think he does but he loves dolly and analyzes her songs like they're literature classics lmaoo #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #superman #clark kent #incorrect quotes #superbat #bruce x clark #text

[violet-moonstone]

Elizabeth: *enjoying a book*

Darcy: You know, I think women are only attractive if they read–

Elizabeth: I just remembered I fucking hate reading.

#pride and prejudice #incorrect quotes #incorrect pride and prejudice quotes #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #classic literature #violet-moongem

[pelideswhore]

Odysseus: Why is Achilles so sad?

Patroclus: He took one of those ‘What character are you?’ quizzes.

Odysseus: And?

Patroclus: He got Agamemnon.

#this has many implications and makes no sense but bear with me here #greek mythology #greek myth #achilles #agamemnon #patroclus #odysseus #patroclus and achilles #ancient greece #mythology #mythos #incorrect greek mythology #greek mythos #incorrect quote #trojan war #iliad #homer #classics #literature #literature memes #classics memes #tagammemnon #greek myth meme #greek myth memes #myth #greek mythology memes #greek mythology meme #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek quotes #iliad of homer

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Me, before reading Dracula: Eh, I dunno about this Jonathan dude. He’s so boring in all the movies. Whatever, we’ll get to Drac soon.

Me, after reading Dracula: Jonathan Harker is an amazing character that deserves to be in the same considerations as Frodo Baggins and Edmund Pensive. He is a good-hearted and kind man that defied the typical male hero archetypes of the time. Jonathan isn’t strong enough to face the monster. Of course he isn’t. He’s one little guy against a living nightmare, but he’s saved by the love he has for his fiance. He is soft and kind and every adaptation has done him so dirty, making him stuffy and prudish to justify shipping Mina with Dracula who is more in line with the typical masculine ideals of the time. Also, trying to force a romance between Mina and her assaulter is really kind of fucked up. Jon and Mina Harker are wonderful and deserve the world.

#incorrect super smash bros #not a quote #Dracula #Dracula Daily #Jonathan Harker #Mina Harker #Mina Murray #Jonmina #rant #literature rant #literature #classical literature #Bram Stoker

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Victor: I like your new pants! Henry: Thanks, they were 50% off! Victor: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Henry: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Victor: That's… not what I meant. Henry: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Victor.

#gothic lit #henry clerval #victor frankenstein #incorrect quotes #Classic literature gone gay #frankenstein quotes #frankenstein #clervalstein #The gay is here to stay #dark academia #dare i tag #funny quotes #shitpost #im sleep deprived #Reading Frankenstein

[lmaowhosemaddie]

Dorian Gray: Am I the drama??? I don’t think I’m the drama…

#he absolutely is #this also applies to lord henry #the picture of dorian gray #oscar wilde #dorian gray #basil hallward #lord henry wotton #lord henry #sibyl vane #classic literature #gothic literature #victorian literature #classic lit memes #incorrect classic literature #lgbtqia #lgbtq #gay #queer

[bacchaemember]

The Odyssey as headlines!

art: (1)Head of Odysseus from a Roman period Hellenistic marble group representing Odysseus blinding Polyphemus (2) Penelope with the suitors by John William Waterhouse (1911/12) (3)Portrait of Don Lorenzo de Medici and Athena Cosimo Ulivelli (17th century) (4) Circe offering a cup to Odysseus by John William Waterhouse (1891) (5)Neptune and Amymone, 1757, Carle Vanloo (6)Odysseus returning home by John Flaxman (16th/17th century) (7)The return if Telemachus to Penelope by Antonio Zucchi (1726) (8) Illustrattions for Homer's Odyssey by Jan Styka a Polish painter (1901-1903) (9)Helen recognising Telemachus, son of Odysseus by Jean-Jaques Lagrenée (1795) (10)The Companions of Odysseus Steal the Cattle of Helios (fresco by Pellegrino Tibaldi, 1554/56)

#the odyssey #odysseus #funny #greek mythology #mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect odysseus #athena #poseiden #literature #classics #classical studies #art #art history #history #penelope odyssey #circe #madeline miller #circe book #homer #the iliad

[monstercollection]

Victor Frankenstein: anyone have any crayons so I can color in my PhD?

#victor frankenstein #Frankenstein #incorrect quotes #incorrect classic literature #incorrect Frankenstein

[nyxshadowhawk]

Hera: Dionysus is an embarrassment Zeus: Excuse me that's my son you're talking about. Hera: Yeah exactly, how the hell are you not embarrassed by your son? He's girly, he's always drunk, he wears a ribbon in his hair for gods' sake! He always hangs out with women, because he may as well be a woman. If he were MY son-- Zeus: You know what Dionysus did just the other day? HE CONQUERED INDIA, THAT'S WHAT! Hera: ... Zeus: He led the king away in chains! They barely put up a fight! He captured war elephants! WAR ELEPHANTS, HERA! Hera: ... Zeus: And he did it while drunk! With a bunch of women as his army! With ribbons in his hair!

Hera: ... Zeus: And no one dares to challenge him, because he'll bind them in vines or have them torn to pieces by their own mother. Isn't that manly? Worthy of a son of Zeus? Hera: ... Zeus: If this is what he's like drunk, imagine what he'd be like sober. Hera: So are you trying to say that the invention of wine was a good thing? I mean, have you *seen* drunk people? Zeus: It's not the wine's fault if you drink too much of it. Hera: Look at what happened to Ikarios! He gave wine to some Athenian farmers, and they killed him! You're proud of that? Zeus: That's not Dionysus' fault. He was pretty pissed about that, actually. You think he treats his own party guests like that?

Hera: Considering what normally happens at Dionysus' parties... Zeus: I know what's going on here. You're jealous. You're still sore about Semele, so you're trying to make her son look bad. Well, your son can't conquer shit!

--Adapted from Lucian, Dialogues of the Gods 22

#incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #greek mythology #ancient greek #ancient greek literature #classical mythology #zeus #hera #dionysus #dionysus devotee #dionysus devotion #dionysus deity #dionysus god #zeus greek mythology #zeus god #hera greek mythology #hera goddess #funny #greek gods #tw: violence

[wheretobuygoodurl]

Ophelia (left) breaking up with Hamlet (right):

#shakespeare #hamlet memes #hamlet #shakespeare memes #hamlet prince of denmark #classic literature #classic literature memes #incorrect hamlet quotes #incorrect quotes #hpod memes #classic lit memes #ophelia