dorian gray wasn’t even that vain, he was just 20. everyone has a moment in their 20s when they realise they’re actually kinda hot, that’s a part of life and it’s totally Normal. it’s not dorian’s fault that all these sexually repressed men are obsessed with him, nor is it his fault that he’s exclusively attracted to red flags. this is just what happens when you’re in your 20s </3
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i need a friend group that consists of the narcissistic blond twink who sold his soul via a painting of himself, a miserable gay artist (dead) who is in love with said blond twink, and a corrupting nobleman who didn't get the memo that it's okay to shut the fuck up sometimes
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Basil: lovely weather isn't it?
Lord henry: responses with a three pages misogynistic answer
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oscar wilde really spent a whole chapter yapping about perfume and cool rocks and then devoted about three sentences to the murder of one of the central characters, and honestly? i see the vision
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never forget dorian gray bought nine copies of a book and "had them bound in different colours so that they might suit his various moods"
the original material girl, i daresay.
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The Picture of Dorian Gray is literally 3 toxic gay best friends who have crushes on each other, but they’re all too afraid to outright admit it.
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Hey sorry I told your boyfriend about the transience of his incredible beauty and opened his eyes to his true nature. Yeah he won't sit for you anymore and he's being weird about the portrait you painted of him even though it's your greatest work. Yeah no he comes with me to the club now and is always in search of new sensations. Oh and he found a girlfriend at the theatre don't even worry about it.
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tw // life size portrait, vanity, questionable morals, aging, supernaturally not aging, locked rooms, murder, people named after herbs
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you guys won't believe what just happened
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