Hannibal: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Will: isn’t that just killing people?
Hannibal: Ah, technically.
American here, can confirm https://ift.tt/3eLyHHd
I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t do that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.”
 🐬💭 changed his display name to ‘Best Daddy~ ❤️❤️’ on bubble 😭😩
“i seem to have a lot of daughters who ask for allowance....... i gave you the allowance for this month already right..... again? save some money.......”
“do your homework.. ㅡㅡ
Credit to @dreamfolder
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Howard: I need coffee. I haven't slept in 72 hours.
Peggy: You've only been working on helping Wilkes for one night.
Howard: I mean, you're allowed not to sleep for other reasons.
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The evolution. https://ift.tt/3ygexNA
Thanks for being so understanding https://ift.tt/3brdhxh
Pacifica, about the pines family: y’all are all so dumb. It’s like all of you share one brain cell.
Dipper: *can’t think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*
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bucky: can you call me? i can't find my phone
steve: yeah one sec, let me find my phone
bucky: okay i'll wait
steve: i can't find it, can you call me?
bucky: yeah one sec
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So cool (Press unmute) (Click to play) https://ift.tt/3olGjDM
It’s funny cause it’s true. https://ift.tt/3eLpfUf
Keep your lions and tigers https://ift.tt/2RW7ZD2
Professional Pool (Click to play) https://ift.tt/3tOTwWz
I told my sister if she graduated with honors I would wear a matching dress to her graduation. She said the thought of seeing me in a dress was her motivation when she wanted to quit. Worth it to me. https://ift.tt/2RjLg3M
Jervis Tetch: how long has it been since either of you slept?
Jonathan Crane: three or four
Jervis Tetch: three or four what?
Edward Nygma, nodding: three or four
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Evening Sexiness (37 Pictures) https://ift.tt/3buFSSl
Genius tackles gas shortage (Click to play) https://ift.tt/3wazQOn
Doc: *falls off boat* guys help!
Etho: Doc! Grab this rope! *throws one end of rope*
Bdubs: oh god Doc! Grab this other rope! *throws another end*
Doc: IS THE SAME ROPE YOU IDIOT! *drowns*
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