Oh the suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last
Alastor
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Only one advantage to being married. You find that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Stella at some point.
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Lucifer: This violin belonged to your Grandfather.
Charlie: Grandpa is immortal...
Lucifer: Yes, but he's so shitty at the Violin. I stole it because he keeps keeps sending me recordings of his work. Take it, please.
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Blitzo: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Moxxie: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
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I got bored and asked an AI to generate titles for shits and giggles. The text in purple is what the AI came up with. It's pretty scary what the AI knew, considering some of these could be possible to a minor degree. I want to make it clear I'm not a fan of AI but every once in a while I do go for it for shitpost shit.
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Moxxie: What are you up to?
Blitzø: Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day.
Moxxie: Oh, you mean a journal?
Blitzø: Yeah, whatever. I guess we're not all smart like you, Moxx.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Bitch it's been fun,
But I'm leaving you.
Blitz to Verosika, probably.
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Vaggie: See anything?
Charlie: Just trees...some bushes...and two squirrels wrestling.
Vaggie: Charlie?
Charlie: Yeah?
Vaggie: They're not wrestling.
Charlie: ...oh. OH!
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Blitzø: So I thought about what you said, Moxx. I’ve started looking into current affairs
Moxxie: That's great, Sir-
Blitzø: *pulls out a list* Here’s a list of everyone on this side of the the Pride Ring that’s currently having an affair.
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Blitzø: I just ended an 18 year relationship.
Moxxie: Oh, I’m so sorry Sir.
Millie: Are you okay Blitz?
Blitzø: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Stolas and Stella are heard fighting in the background*
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