Shipping Stolitz is frustrating bcuz like- Blitzø, pookie bear, my brother in CHRIST. That bird absolutely ADORES you!
And it's not like a secret thing either. EVERYONE knows about it. Call it Hell's second worst kept secret because holy shit.
Moxxie told you, Mille told you, Fizz told you, your God damn subconscious told you, FUCKING STOLAS TOLD YOU, and you're still out here girlrotting on the couch eating ice cream and crying about he doesn't love you. SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU, YOU IDIOT
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These fools ❤️
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AAAAAHHH WHY IS HE SO PRETTY WHEN HES MAD AND IN DISTRESS??!!?!!! CB bjjkkkkkkk I’m screaming, fr I’m howling rn WOOF WOOF 😫🖤
My absolute fav episode of the entire season by far. Wanna kiss him on the head both heads 😉
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DONT BE MAD AT HIM HES DYSLEXIC
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Okay but Stolas recognizing the power imbalance and realizing that Blitz is hurting deep down is something that's just so important. Realizing that he must give Blitz that choice whether to stay or leave, and that Stolas himself will be okay with whatever Blitz decides just... I'm proud of the owl boy.
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Fizzarolli is the most character ever. He’s a professional clown. He’s gay. He’s the main character’s best friend from childhood. He’s a sex icon. He’s an amputee. He’s in a monogamous relationship with the personification of the deadly sin of lust. He’s just a little guy. He’s a pampered princess. He’s covered in burn scars. He’s one of the most famous people in Hell. All 4 of his arms and legs are robotic. He can use sign language. Hell manufactures robots specifically made to behave like him when he can’t perform there in person.
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Sobbing from this song really much :_(
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Imagine Helluva Boss ending with Blitzø dying, but he isn't alone. He's surrounded by Millie, Moxxie, Loona, Stolas, Fizz, maybe even Verosika. He smiles, and as he takes his last breath, he says, "Thank you," because he didn't die alone.
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