Paimon: That's it, you're grounded! Get in the fridge, get in there!
Stolas: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Stolas: You know, sometimes I don't think you take me seriously.
Blitz: Really? There's times you think I do?
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Stolas: wait so does your situationship refuse to accept love from you and usually trys to fend you off when you try to patch him up because his job is dangerous and you constantly flirt with him and crush on him but he can't take a hint for the life of him and then starts crying because 'nobody loves him' and then gets drunk
Husk: YES, SEE, SOMEONE GETS IT
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Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?
Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.
Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.
Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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Lucifer: You take such good care of Charlie, if anything happened to me, I want you to be her legal guardian
Asmodeus, estatic: Oh my Satan, yes!
Asmodeus, to a baby Charlie: Do you hear that, Charcakes?! When something happens to your daddy, you’re gonna be all mine
Lucifer: Well, it’s a big ‘if’
Asmodeus, giddily twirling Charlie around: All mine!
Lucifer: I suddenly don’t feel safe
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R/n: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and live there for like a year?
Stolas: Send it to me.
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Stolas : There's one thing I've got to know. Why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
R/n: I know what it's like, y'know? Trying to rebuild a life.
[They hold up a bag, and gives Stolas a book he wanted to buy; but it was sold out, which led to them both getting in to so much trouble]
R/n: I've had a few bad days, myself.
[Ecstatically, Stolas takes the book and hugs it.]
Stolas: Nice ones like you shouldn't have bad days. *Bends down and kisses R/n on the forehead.*
R/n, touches their forehead and smiles:
[Stolas felt his heart skipped a beat his eyes widened. He tosses the book over his shoulder and picks a surprised R/n off the ground and gives them a big dang kiss in front of Blitzo and Octavia, who looked at each other incredulously shrugged then looked back at Stolas and R/n just as Stolas set the out breath human back on the ground.]
Stolas, blushing: Call me!~
R/n, smiles shyly as they walk away: Don't push your luck! *Notices Blitzo smirking* Whaddya looking at Blitz?
Blitzo: You realize this makes us proxy F*ck buddies now, right? Maybe next time we can have a threesome!
R/n, facepalming as they gets into his van: Agh....Doubt it.
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[R/n = Reader name.]
{Just to note Stolas is gay he loves the reader Platonically. (the reader is AFAB Nonbinary). the reason he kisses them was due to the overwhelming emotions of joy and gratitude brought on from being treated kindly and shown that someone genuinely cares about him and his interests.]
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Loona: Blitz and Stolas's wedding will be the wedding of the century!
Fizzarolli: Took about that long to happen.
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Ollie: "Froggie?"
Fizz: "Froggie's gonna perform soon, Tadpole. Is something wrong?"
Ollie: "Did Papa have a rough night? He fell asleep."
Fizz, remembering Ozzie naps a lot when he's sick: "No, love, he's sick. Froggie will take care of him once we close."
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